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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:18 AM
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Heart breaking. Got jokes?
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Funny stories? Post em if you got em. My first day of empty nesting and I am not fucking happy about it. I have a wonderful thread for anyone who is going through this in the Meeting Room, lots of good suggestions but today I am a big old baby and I need JOKES! Please?
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  -Heart breaking. Got jokes? MuseRider  Aug-18-04 11:18 AM   #0 
  - Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says,  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:18 AM   #1 
  - Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says,"  wtmusic   Aug-18-04 11:21 AM   #8 
  - Ewwwww!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:23 AM   #15 
  - One of my favorite jokes of all time!  arnheim   Aug-18-04 11:30 AM   #24 
  - You stole my joke!  MrsGrumpy   Aug-19-04 09:30 AM   #115 
  - Guy walks into a bar,  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:19 AM   #2 
  - Ahhhh THANKS  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:20 AM   #5 
  - Bush* walks into a bar, bartender says,  KamaAina   Aug-18-04 03:06 PM   #104 
     - Whoop!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 03:07 PM   #105 
  - How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb?  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:20 AM   #3 
  - Watch it, bub, or you'll never sleep on my couch again!  GOPisEvil   Aug-18-04 11:20 AM   #6 
  - Hee hee hee hee hee  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:24 AM   #19 
  - Hey David, have you heard the one about...  VelmaD   Aug-18-04 11:57 AM   #62 
     - Thbtttttt!!  GOPisEvil   Aug-18-04 12:00 PM   #65 
        - So...how do you get a one-armed Aggie...  VelmaD   Aug-18-04 12:01 PM   #66 
           - I will remember  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:03 PM   #68 
              - What's this? Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech! Vroom! Screech!  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 12:30 PM   #72 
                 - You are  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:35 PM   #74 
                 - I wish I had known...  VelmaD   Aug-18-04 01:21 PM   #92 
  - LOL!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:21 AM   #10 
  - A sprit lifter  wryter2000   Aug-18-04 11:20 AM   #4 
  - YES! YES!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:22 AM   #12 
  - Nerd jokes!  eyesroll   Aug-18-04 11:21 AM   #7 
  - YES!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:22 AM   #13 
  - Visual  realpolitik   Aug-18-04 11:21 AM   #9 
  - That is probably  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:24 AM   #18 
  - Why should we use lawyers in biomedical research?  wryter2000   Aug-18-04 11:21 AM   #11 
  - Funny!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:25 AM   #20 
     - TAKE THAT BACK!  onebigbadwulf   Aug-19-04 09:29 AM   #114 
        - Here you go.  MuseRider   Aug-19-04 09:56 AM   #117 
  - Didja hear the one about the bedbug that gave birth in the spring?  eleny   Aug-18-04 11:22 AM   #14 
  - Cute.  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:26 AM   #21 
     - And here's a little present  eleny   Aug-18-04 11:33 AM   #31 
        - You are very sweet!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:38 AM   #36 
  - Man walks into an Irish bar  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:24 AM   #16 
  - Wheeeeeeeee  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:28 AM   #23 
  - A newlywed couple had been married 6 months  bearfan454   Aug-18-04 11:24 AM   #17 
  - Ohhh god,  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:30 AM   #26 
     - Sorry.  bearfan454   Aug-18-04 11:33 AM   #30 
        - Oh I did!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:41 AM   #40 
  - A Priest, a Rabbi and a Lawyer are standing on a ship  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:28 AM   #22 
  - Gotta love those  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:31 AM   #27 
  - A little on the "noir" side  nemdaille   Aug-18-04 11:30 AM   #25 
  - I almost hate  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:32 AM   #29 
  - Mine are all geeky jokes - sorry  flamingyouth   Aug-18-04 11:32 AM   #28 
  - Why be sorry?  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:35 AM   #33 
     - You're welcome  flamingyouth   Aug-18-04 11:35 AM   #34 
        - I am looking for  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:42 AM   #42 
  - Two fish were in a tank,  Q3JR4   Aug-18-04 11:34 AM   #32 
  - I love that!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:42 AM   #43 
  - Two seaguls were standing on a perch,  Q3JR4   Aug-18-04 11:37 AM   #35 
  - Another good one!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:43 AM   #44 
  - A couple of maggots are making love in dead Earnest...  southpaw   Aug-18-04 11:40 AM   #37 
  - Awww, poor  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:43 AM   #45 
  - ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##  DU GrovelBot   Aug-18-04 11:40 AM   #38 
  - WWWHHHHHHEEEEEE!!! I summoned Grovel Bot!!!!  southpaw   Aug-18-04 11:41 AM   #41 
  - HI Grovelbot!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:44 AM   #48 
  - What's brown and sticky?  Q3JR4   Aug-18-04 11:40 AM   #39 
  - Oh shit!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:47 AM   #49 
     - Well, that is, too.  NRK   Aug-18-04 02:55 PM   #101 
     - And right up there with that one...  LynzM   Aug-18-04 04:25 PM   #109 
        - Not that is just  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 05:17 PM   #110 
  - Sexist Jokes  silverlib   Aug-18-04 11:44 AM   #46 
  - YES!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:48 AM   #50 
  - You may have heard this one, but here goes...  redqueen   Aug-18-04 11:44 AM   #47 
  - Oh no! I have never heard  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:49 AM   #52 
  - What did the snail say to the turtle?  NRK   Aug-18-04 11:48 AM   #51 
  - I wish I had  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:51 AM   #55 
  - What's the dirtiest thing ever said on television?  WilliamPitt   Aug-18-04 11:49 AM   #53 
  - OMG  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:53 AM   #56 
  - How many republicans does it take to roof a house?  southpaw   Aug-18-04 11:50 AM   #54 
  - Where do you all get these?  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:54 AM   #57 
  - Frog joke...  southpaw   Aug-18-04 11:54 AM   #58 
  - Kid jokes  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:56 AM   #60 
     - You'll like this page:  NRK   Aug-18-04 03:03 PM   #102 
        - Great page  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 03:06 PM   #103 
  - Didja hear about the corduroy pillowcase?  pagerbear   Aug-18-04 11:54 AM   #59 
  - Again I had to think  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:57 AM   #61 
  - One more...  southpaw   Aug-18-04 11:58 AM   #63 
  - YES!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 11:59 AM   #64 
  - A man is walking down the street, and sees a boy with a  ET Awful   Aug-18-04 12:02 PM   #67 
  - Cute.  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:05 PM   #69 
  - How many right-to-life nuts does it take to change a lightbulb?  C_eh_N_eh_D_eh   Aug-18-04 12:24 PM   #70 
  - Oh yes!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:25 PM   #71 
  - Ancient one from Catholic school.  CBHagman   Aug-18-04 12:31 PM   #73 
  - I had not heard that one.  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:36 PM   #75 
  - RandomKoolzip, ChavezSpeakstheTruth & Whoisalhedges are reading a  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-18-04 12:37 PM   #76 
  - You are so talented  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:43 PM   #78 
     - *bows*  ChavezSpeakstheTruth   Aug-18-04 12:55 PM   #85 
        - For you  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 01:00 PM   #88 
  - The Perfect Couple  NewJeffCT   Aug-18-04 12:42 PM   #77 
  - Thanks  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:46 PM   #80 
  - Not a joke, but a good breakup song  zbdent   Aug-18-04 12:45 PM   #79 
  - I love Weird AL!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:48 PM   #82 
  - Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing.  stlchic   Aug-18-04 12:46 PM   #81 
  - CUTE!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:49 PM   #83 
  - no jokes  jukes   Aug-18-04 12:54 PM   #84 
  - Thanks jukes  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 12:57 PM   #86 
  - Elvis Presley, John Belushi, and Liberace  C_eh_N_eh_D_eh   Aug-18-04 12:59 PM   #87 
  - Ohh that is really  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 01:01 PM   #89 
  - Things you'd love to say at work, but can't  NewJeffCT   Aug-18-04 01:04 PM   #90 
  - Those are great!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 01:20 PM   #91 
  - Quickies to offend everyone.............  dubyaD40web   Aug-18-04 01:24 PM   #93 
  - Now THAT is a good list!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 01:34 PM   #94 
  - Why do they call people in their sixties "sexagenarians"?  NRK   Aug-18-04 02:46 PM   #95 
  - People ask me, are you a vegetarian?  NRK   Aug-18-04 03:12 PM   #106 
  - I got in touch with my feminine side.  NRK   Aug-18-04 02:47 PM   #96 
  - A funny thing happened to me  NRK   Aug-18-04 02:48 PM   #97 
  - WOW  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 02:49 PM   #98 
  - Did you hear W' library Burn down?  Vincardog   Aug-18-04 02:50 PM   #99 
  - Well you know  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 02:52 PM   #100 
  - How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  stlchic   Aug-18-04 03:50 PM   #107 
  - Even more!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 04:13 PM   #108 
  - only one I have...  Guy Fawkes   Aug-18-04 05:22 PM   #111 
  - Another joke!  MuseRider   Aug-18-04 05:25 PM   #112 
  - How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?  Aristus   Aug-19-04 09:16 AM   #113 
  - A groaner I wrote myself  Longhorn   Aug-19-04 09:56 AM   #116 
  - A Catholic, a Baptist and an atheist all die and  Mrs_Beastman   Aug-19-04 10:16 AM   #118 
  - Rush Limbaugh and his limo driver  DancingBear   Aug-19-04 10:54 AM   #119 
  - Okay - this will ruin my image - but here goes  DancingBear   Aug-19-04 11:09 AM   #120 
  - The only joke I know  Throckmorton   Aug-19-04 12:20 PM   #121 
 

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