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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-17-04 04:19 PM
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73. I know what you mean
I hate it when women stare at my mighty Manhood, start to drool over me, and insist that I accompany them to the nearest semi-private place and give them a thorough-going boffing.

It's equally unpleasant when a woman finds out that I have assets totalling over $35 million that I will inherit upon marriage. Then, they want to be with me all the time, and beg me to marry them.

What am I, a life-support system for a phallus and wallet?

--bkl
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