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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-07-04 05:19 PM
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8. if you want a monkey you want lots of monkey shit too
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  -I Want A Monkey matcom  Aug-07-04 05:12 PM   #0 
  - Matcom, I sincerely mean this ...  NewHampshireDem   Aug-07-04 05:13 PM   #1 
  - and not a real green dress i hope  matcom   Aug-07-04 05:14 PM   #2 
     - We could still eat kraft dinner ...  NewHampshireDem   Aug-07-04 05:15 PM   #4 
  - Monkeys are inherently evil. >  mr_hat   Aug-07-04 05:15 PM   #3 
  - It was against our condo by-laws to own a monkey  flamingyouth   Aug-07-04 05:16 PM   #5 
  - That's really funny  Mara Steele   Aug-07-04 05:21 PM   #11 
     - Probably, they were a bunch of total tight-asses  flamingyouth   Aug-07-04 05:24 PM   #17 
        - Yes, but the monkey thing...  Mara Steele   Aug-07-04 05:25 PM   #19 
           - We thought so too  flamingyouth   Aug-07-04 05:27 PM   #23 
              - Lisa...  Mara Steele   Aug-07-04 05:28 PM   #24 
                 - Aw, thanks  flamingyouth   Aug-07-04 05:36 PM   #31 
  - Yes, your poo-flinging technique could use some coaching.  Blue-Jay   Aug-07-04 05:17 PM   #6 
  - monkey's don't fling poo  matcom   Aug-07-04 05:19 PM   #7 
  - if you want a monkey you want lots of monkey shit too  sam sarrha   Aug-07-04 05:19 PM   #8 
  - you and me both but I want an oragutan  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:20 PM   #9 
  - You ARE a monkey.  whoisalhedges   Aug-07-04 05:21 PM   #10 
  - And YOU are spunky. <nt>  Mara Steele   Aug-07-04 05:22 PM   #12 
  - I am full of spunk!  whoisalhedges   Aug-07-04 05:26 PM   #20 
     - We'll just stick w/the G-Rated definition  Mara Steele   Aug-07-04 05:27 PM   #22 
        - Ok!  name not needed   Aug-07-04 05:31 PM   #28 
  - And you're a dirty old man  name not needed   Aug-07-04 05:23 PM   #14 
  - haha  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:24 PM   #15 
  - It's the HIGH school, dammit!  whoisalhedges   Aug-07-04 05:26 PM   #21 
     - those were supposed to be my dates not yours hedges!  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:31 PM   #27 
        - You'll do great with college girls.  whoisalhedges   Aug-07-04 05:34 PM   #29 
           - I hope so  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:40 PM   #34 
  - and your a bitch  matcom   Aug-07-04 05:36 PM   #32 
     - That's "you're" a bitch.  whoisalhedges   Aug-07-04 06:18 PM   #36 
        - bitch  matcom   Aug-07-04 06:45 PM   #40 
  - And I want a girlfriend  BareKnuckledLiberal   Aug-07-04 05:22 PM   #13 
  - I want a girl too  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:24 PM   #16 
     - A girl monkey?  Blue-Jay   Aug-07-04 05:29 PM   #25 
        - oh to hell with you  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:30 PM   #26 
           - The last one I had just wanted me to get her pregnant  BareKnuckledLiberal   Aug-07-04 07:14 PM   #43 
              - if I had a monkey, I'd name him bananas  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 10:39 PM   #47 
  - I have HAD monkeys.. Trust me.. You DON'T want a monkey  SoCalDem   Aug-07-04 05:24 PM   #18 
  - that kitten animation is so damned cute!  eleny   Aug-07-04 10:38 PM   #46 
  - In Soviet Russia monkey wants YOU!  name not needed   Aug-07-04 05:36 PM   #30 
  - Russian monkey!  JohnKleeb   Aug-07-04 05:38 PM   #33 
  - When I was a pirate, I couldn't decide.  trof   Aug-07-04 05:46 PM   #35 
  - How 'bout a nekkid monkeybutt?  SOteric   Aug-07-04 06:38 PM   #37 
  - You will spank your monkey...  TreasonousBastard   Aug-07-04 06:39 PM   #38 
  - You need lots of monkeys !  TorchesAndPitchforks   Aug-07-04 06:40 PM   #39 
  - Can I touch IT?  jus_the_facts   Aug-07-04 06:59 PM   #41 
  - ANYTIME!!  matcom   Aug-07-04 07:01 PM   #42 
     - hehehe....  jus_the_facts   Aug-07-04 07:33 PM   #44 
  - my granny rented her house to someone who had a monkey. they were  roguevalley   Aug-07-04 08:15 PM   #45 
  - This just in  leftbehind   Aug-08-04 12:39 AM   #48 
 

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