Asshole Republican Interns...

[jimbo1220]

Someone forwarded this to me yesterday. Apparently this email by an intern in GOP Senator Kay Bailey Huchinson's office is making the rounds in Washington, DC. My wife works in politics, and a co-worker called Sen. Huchinson's office yesterday to confirm. The receptionist said the email is real, and said that Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr. has been fired.

I thought it might be fun to spread this around a bit. Because you can bet this jerk will be running for president in about 20 years...


Subject: you suck

Well, as of this afternoon, I was planning on ruining your career by
making phone calls to all of my parents friends and have you blackballed
from the workplace as well as every prestigous law school in the
country, but then (lucky for you) I decided not to do that because you
are a sad sad person and I will just let your life self destruct right
before my eyes....

Michele I am sorry, I don't care how big of sadistic fucked up crush you
have on me but people like me simple don't date people like you. You are
too competitive with me and you just simply will never be better than
me. I will always have more friends than you just because I don't care
about beating people and lying to get to the top. (You are an absolute
hipocrit in everything that you do, I am not going to go into details
why you are because that would be a waste of my time and yours but I can
assure you if you were to ever meet yourself you would hate your twin) I
have told most all of the staff about our situation now and they already
knew you were really messed you. They said when you were talking to them
about me, they all told me you had "serious issues" and that every word
you said sounded scripted and they knew without a doubt that you were
lying. I have noticed that people who you think are your good friends
actually really dislike you but unlik! e me, they will not tell you to
your face because they would rather be fake nice to you than be your
enemy. .... Now talking about how I am obsessed with money, I simply am
not. You are. You always are trying to impress me by how much money you
have and I don't care. The difference is though I talk about it but it
is never about bragging and it is never directly about money, it is
always directly about the conversation. Forinstance, someone will ask,
what are you doing for july 4rth. And then I will say I am going to
aspen. It is a simple fact that I am but since you don't have a house in
aspen, you get offended because of your competitive nature. When you
talk about money you will say something like UT's tuition is 5% of your
family's income, thus my tuition would be 125,000. Yea, Michele you are
right, I brag too much about what I have.... Well I am just going to
stop writing because you are just absolutely beneath me. I have heard
that you try to undermine people all t! he time that are better than you
and everysingle time it does not work because people can see through
such shallowness and that is why as I have heard so many times, Most
"everyone at UT absolutely hates you." For instance even the people that
you thought were your friends Mellissa Mahaffey or that girl you met at
espn, they hate you, they just never say anything. Everyone knows you
are a pathetic social climber who will go to any discusting means to
move up the ladder. But guess what Michele, you will never move up the
ladder because I am at the top and people like me hate people like you.
You might be able to trick people like me for maybe a month or so but
your true personality comes through after a while and it is vile, if
that. You have sooooo many people that absolutely hate you and you will
never know it because they will never say anything to your face. You
will not succeed in life and even the staff thinks that also, after I
told them about the things that you do. You suck! and good luck being
miserable for the rest of your life. I do not even know why I wasted my
time typing this for suck slime. Everyone tells me that you are so
beneath me (which you are) and I should not get worked up over suck
trifles. By the end of the day if I wanted to, I could make a phone call
and have your life absolutely ruined but there is no need because you
are falling fast enough towards failure without me. In the end, all I
can say is that people love me and people hate you. You should observe
me and take a few notes on how to make real friends. Other than you
tieing this one other person, I have never had such little respect for a
human being in my life. I don't even have to tell you why because in my
very accurate analysis that most everyone else agrees with, if you were
to agree with my analyis about your character than my whole entire
analysis would be wrong. Your inflamed ego has left you so blind and so
impotent that you can nto even recognize the most o! bvious flaws in
yourself. All your old roommates absolutely hated you and you still
think the problem is with them, not you. Well I talked to your roommates
and I thought they nice normal girls. So naturally, you would not fit in
with them because you are so intellectually above them all. Right? You
suck at life and you need to figure out why or you will be miserable for
the rest of your life.

Once again from your intellectual, moral, social, and emotional
superior,
Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr.