Letters from Trixie #2: Yaks Supreme and Loser Box Turtles

[Zomby Woof]

Dear Zomby,

How are ya? Thanks for the pic of the green motorcycle the other day, it made me so happy my toes shot straight up in my boots! But it figures that it was GOPisEvil that made you do it! Really, Zomby, you are an asshole.

By the way, what is all this doggie-poop about box turtles? How lame is THAT? You might as well buy one made of wax, because it would be about as exciting! :eyes: That's why you're okay sometimes (sometimes!), Zomby, because asshole that you are, you have great taste in animals, or is that animals that taste great? (but you shouldn't have eaten that cute duck, that made me grumpy!) :cry:

So tell matcom to keep posting gross news stories and pictures of his tie-dyed thongs! He's kind of cute, but I am afraid his heart already belongs to CatWoman, so I will just cry in my shredded wheat!

You know Zomby, it wouldn't hurt to be nice to DUers once in a while. They are nice people, and they smell pretty good!

See ya,

Trixie Hobbitz

Walla Walla, Washington, U.S.A.

P.S. I have been in a bad mood ever since this morning at work when someone else didn't flush the toilet before I used it! :grr: