You are viewing an obsolete version of the DU website which is no longer supported by the Administrators. Visit The New DU.
Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

Reply #33: "Hey, in my last operation I found this really cool trick!" [View All]

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-22-04 09:46 AM
Response to Original message
33. "Hey, in my last operation I found this really cool trick!"
Edited on Tue Jun-22-04 09:46 AM by EstimatedProphet
"If you poke the brain in this one spot, the leg starts twitching! Watch this!"
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
  -Things You Don't Want to Hear Before Surgery name not needed  Jun-22-04 08:53 AM   #0 
  - Nurse, can you bring me that textbook?  Gothic_Sponge   Jun-22-04 08:55 AM   #1 
  - anybody seen my Junior Mint?  matcom   Jun-22-04 08:56 AM   #2 
  - Doctor... please stop sneezing on the instruments.  Misunderestimator   Jun-22-04 08:57 AM   #3 
  - "What side is the appendix on again?"  Richardo   Jun-22-04 08:57 AM   #4 
  - the shin bone connected to the .... to the..... er...... something bone...  BigMcLargehuge   Jun-22-04 08:57 AM   #5 
  - red thing .... the red thing connected to my wristwatch  name not needed   Jun-22-04 09:04 AM   #14 
  - "So which is it? The right one, or the left one?"  XNASA   Jun-22-04 08:58 AM   #6 
  - Sex Change? Which sex are we going for here?  Misunderestimator   Jun-22-04 08:59 AM   #7 
  - "The anasthesia delivery is going to be late - try to make this tank last"  Richardo   Jun-22-04 08:59 AM   #8 
  - "Shouldn't that be shaved?"  Richardo   Jun-22-04 09:00 AM   #9 
  - But I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.  HFishbine   Jun-22-04 09:00 AM   #10 
  - What time is it Nurse? I seem to have lost my wristwatch  underpants   Jun-22-04 09:02 AM   #11 
  - Who knew they had a (*hic*)happy hour that started so early?  underpants   Jun-22-04 09:03 AM   #12 
  - ...So then Regan sent in troops to get the Cubans out of our school.......  underpants   Jun-22-04 09:03 AM   #13 
  - Well, don't I LOOK like a doctor?  underpants   Jun-22-04 09:04 AM   #15 
  - *HICCUP*  JCCyC   Jun-22-04 09:05 AM   #16 
  - oopsie!  No2W2004   Jun-22-04 09:06 AM   #17 
  - "I know we're low on B+. Is that monkey blood ready?"  Richardo   Jun-22-04 09:06 AM   #18 
  - "lefty loosey rightey tighty?"  name not needed   Jun-22-04 09:08 AM   #19 
  - Frank Burns is my personal medical hero.  GOPisEvil   Jun-22-04 09:09 AM   #20 
  - "Sorry I'm late - got hung up in a flame war on Free Republic."  Richardo   Jun-22-04 09:10 AM   #21 
  - AHHHHHHH!!!!!  m-jean03   Jun-22-04 12:25 PM   #41 
  - Damn, I shouldn't have drank that 8th Margarita last night  LynneSin   Jun-22-04 09:10 AM   #22 
  - "Paging Dr. Kevorkian"  oxymoron   Jun-22-04 09:12 AM   #23 
  - Nurse! Put this in a jar!  Bronco69   Jun-22-04 09:15 AM   #24 
  - "Anybody know a quick cure for a bad hangover?"  lpbk2713   Jun-22-04 09:16 AM   #25 
  - He's Dead Jim.....  No2W2004   Jun-22-04 09:16 AM   #26 
  - "It's like riding a bike: just start and it will all come back to you."  Richardo   Jun-22-04 09:19 AM   #27 
  - Hi! EveryBODY!  underpants   Jun-22-04 09:19 AM   #28 
  - HI, Dr. Nick!!  Richardo   Jun-22-04 09:20 AM   #29 
  - AW, FUCK!  Race4Peace   Jun-22-04 11:38 AM   #37 
  - The University of  Wilber_Stool   Jun-22-04 09:23 AM   #30 
  - This actually happened to me  qwertyMike   Jun-22-04 09:37 AM   #31 
  - You sure it's left kidney that is supposed to be removed?  Hoping4Change   Jun-22-04 09:41 AM   #32 
  - How much do you think we could get for THAT on E-Bay?  givemebackmycountry   Jun-22-04 09:47 AM   #34 
     - LOL  Hoping4Change   Jun-22-04 10:23 AM   #35 
  - "Hey, in my last operation I found this really cool trick!"  EstimatedProphet   Jun-22-04 09:46 AM   #33 
  - "I got so caught up in tinkering with my car that  Lydia Leftcoast   Jun-22-04 11:28 AM   #36 
  - TRUE STORY  DesertedRose   Jun-22-04 12:02 PM   #38 
  - Another true story  Sabriel   Jun-22-04 01:14 PM   #47 
  - There was a case  pagerbear   Jun-22-04 12:12 PM   #39 
  - What the heck is that?  Az   Jun-22-04 12:13 PM   #40 
  - Uh oh!  leftofthedial   Jun-22-04 12:26 PM   #42 
  - Has his check cleared yet?  C_eh_N_eh_D_eh   Jun-22-04 12:44 PM   #43 
  - What do you say we pop 2 Viagras now, and two more when he's under  DS1   Jun-22-04 12:51 PM   #44 
  - "Damn! Where's that diagram? I just had that printout."  Lurking_Argyle   Jun-22-04 12:54 PM   #45 
  - "No, no! The other left!"  NoPasaran   Jun-22-04 01:06 PM   #46 
  - "Whoops! (clatter) Damn, My fingers are tingling!"  BiggJawn   Jun-22-04 01:38 PM   #48 
  - "Doctor, your malpractice attorney is on Line 2."  KamaAina   Jun-22-04 02:02 PM   #49 
 

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC