Misunderestimator
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Tue Jun-22-04 08:59 AM
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| 7. Sex Change? Which sex are we going for here? |
| -Things You Don't Want to Hear Before Surgery |
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Jun-22-04 08:53 AM |
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Nurse, can you bring me that textbook? |
Gothic_Sponge |
Jun-22-04 08:55 AM |
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anybody seen my Junior Mint? |
matcom |
Jun-22-04 08:56 AM |
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Doctor... please stop sneezing on the instruments. |
Misunderestimator |
Jun-22-04 08:57 AM |
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"What side is the appendix on again?" |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 08:57 AM |
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the shin bone connected to the .... to the..... er...... something bone... |
BigMcLargehuge |
Jun-22-04 08:57 AM |
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red thing .... the red thing connected to my wristwatch |
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Jun-22-04 09:04 AM |
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"So which is it? The right one, or the left one?" |
XNASA |
Jun-22-04 08:58 AM |
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Sex Change? Which sex are we going for here? |
Misunderestimator |
Jun-22-04 08:59 AM |
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"The anasthesia delivery is going to be late - try to make this tank last" |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 08:59 AM |
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"Shouldn't that be shaved?" |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 09:00 AM |
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But I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night. |
HFishbine |
Jun-22-04 09:00 AM |
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What time is it Nurse? I seem to have lost my wristwatch |
underpants |
Jun-22-04 09:02 AM |
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Who knew they had a (*hic*)happy hour that started so early? |
underpants |
Jun-22-04 09:03 AM |
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...So then Regan sent in troops to get the Cubans out of our school....... |
underpants |
Jun-22-04 09:03 AM |
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Well, don't I LOOK like a doctor? |
underpants |
Jun-22-04 09:04 AM |
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*HICCUP* |
JCCyC |
Jun-22-04 09:05 AM |
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oopsie! |
No2W2004 |
Jun-22-04 09:06 AM |
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"I know we're low on B+. Is that monkey blood ready?" |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 09:06 AM |
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"lefty loosey rightey tighty?" |
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Jun-22-04 09:08 AM |
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Frank Burns is my personal medical hero. |
GOPisEvil |
Jun-22-04 09:09 AM |
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"Sorry I'm late - got hung up in a flame war on Free Republic." |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 09:10 AM |
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AHHHHHHH!!!!! |
m-jean03 |
Jun-22-04 12:25 PM |
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Damn, I shouldn't have drank that 8th Margarita last night |
LynneSin |
Jun-22-04 09:10 AM |
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"Paging Dr. Kevorkian" |
oxymoron |
Jun-22-04 09:12 AM |
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Nurse! Put this in a jar! |
Bronco69 |
Jun-22-04 09:15 AM |
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"Anybody know a quick cure for a bad hangover?" |
lpbk2713 |
Jun-22-04 09:16 AM |
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He's Dead Jim..... |
No2W2004 |
Jun-22-04 09:16 AM |
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"It's like riding a bike: just start and it will all come back to you." |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 09:19 AM |
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Hi! EveryBODY! |
underpants |
Jun-22-04 09:19 AM |
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HI, Dr. Nick!! |
Richardo |
Jun-22-04 09:20 AM |
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AW, FUCK! |
Race4Peace |
Jun-22-04 11:38 AM |
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The University of |
Wilber_Stool |
Jun-22-04 09:23 AM |
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This actually happened to me |
qwertyMike |
Jun-22-04 09:37 AM |
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You sure it's left kidney that is supposed to be removed? |
Hoping4Change |
Jun-22-04 09:41 AM |
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How much do you think we could get for THAT on E-Bay? |
givemebackmycountry |
Jun-22-04 09:47 AM |
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LOL |
Hoping4Change |
Jun-22-04 10:23 AM |
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"Hey, in my last operation I found this really cool trick!" |
EstimatedProphet |
Jun-22-04 09:46 AM |
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"I got so caught up in tinkering with my car that |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Jun-22-04 11:28 AM |
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TRUE STORY |
DesertedRose |
Jun-22-04 12:02 PM |
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Another true story |
Sabriel |
Jun-22-04 01:14 PM |
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There was a case |
pagerbear |
Jun-22-04 12:12 PM |
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What the heck is that? |
Az |
Jun-22-04 12:13 PM |
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Uh oh! |
leftofthedial |
Jun-22-04 12:26 PM |
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Has his check cleared yet? |
C_eh_N_eh_D_eh |
Jun-22-04 12:44 PM |
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What do you say we pop 2 Viagras now, and two more when he's under |
DS1 |
Jun-22-04 12:51 PM |
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"Damn! Where's that diagram? I just had that printout." |
Lurking_Argyle |
Jun-22-04 12:54 PM |
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"No, no! The other left!" |
NoPasaran |
Jun-22-04 01:06 PM |
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"Whoops! (clatter) Damn, My fingers are tingling!" |
BiggJawn |
Jun-22-04 01:38 PM |
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"Doctor, your malpractice attorney is on Line 2." |
KamaAina |
Jun-22-04 02:02 PM |
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