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pauliedangerously Donating Member (843 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-20-04 09:47 PM
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5. 6 million.....
5,999,999 to find someone to blame for the burnt-out lightbulb, and one to screw in the new one.
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  -How many freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? WilliamPitt  Jun-20-04 09:42 PM   #0 
  - Too difficult for them  salinen   Jun-20-04 09:45 PM   #1 
  - Damn these non-opposable thumbs!  WilliamPitt   Jun-20-04 09:45 PM   #2 
  - 50  No2W2004   Jun-20-04 09:46 PM   #3 
  - ROFLMFAO!  liberalhistorian   Jun-20-04 09:52 PM   #12 
  - Aren't they pre-civilization?  Sabriel   Jun-20-04 09:47 PM   #4 
  - 6 million.....  pauliedangerously   Jun-20-04 09:47 PM   #5 
  - Take my wife please  salinen   Jun-20-04 09:47 PM   #6 
  - Ba doom boom tssss!  WilliamPitt   Jun-20-04 09:49 PM   #8 
  - Two? One To Do The Actual Screwing & One To Guard The Portapottie  cryingshame   Jun-20-04 09:48 PM   #7 
  - Do freepers even  liberalhistorian   Jun-20-04 09:51 PM   #9 
  - For that matter, why would they even need light bulbs?  NightTrain   Jun-20-04 09:52 PM   #11 
  - Silly rabbit!!! Freeper don't screw!!!!  davsand   Jun-20-04 09:51 PM   #10 
  - Virgin births. Got it.  WilliamPitt   Jun-20-04 09:53 PM   #13 
  - none  ZombyWoof   Jun-20-04 09:54 PM   #14 
  - They don't change lightbulbs...  CanuckAmok   Jun-20-04 09:56 PM   #15 
  - LMAO! But if a light bulb burns out, the terrorists win!  philosophie_en_rose   Jun-20-04 10:44 PM   #21 
  - Silly, they won't know until  Deb   Jun-20-04 09:57 PM   #16 
  - 462 ...  mzmolly   Jun-20-04 09:57 PM   #17 
  - Another good one I plagiarized..THIS ONE IS GOOD!  mzmolly   Jun-20-04 09:58 PM   #18 
  - don't they need a constitutional amendment  gumby   Jun-20-04 10:17 PM   #19 
  - the same number of them it takes to screw in a bed-  Beaker   Jun-20-04 10:18 PM   #20 
  - None. It takes thousands to create a plug-in,...  Just Me   Jun-20-04 10:49 PM   #22 
  - Five  bo44   Jun-20-04 11:31 PM   #23 
  - Freepers don't  dolo amber   Jun-20-04 11:34 PM   #24 
  - First they'd deny the bulb needed to be changed.  bushwentawol   Jun-21-04 12:15 AM   #25 
  - NONE...they just sit in the DARK and BITCH!  jus_the_facts   Jun-21-04 12:29 AM   #26 
 

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