Reply #9: This is an outrage.

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I begin a thread so I can express my deepest feelings about Life and what happens? Humor! Shenanigans! Cartwheels! Really loud sounds that give me a migraine! And now this. Fun. Partying. Next thing I know there'll be romping. And I cannot absolutely cannot bear another moment of romping. It grinds me down, I tell you, grinds me down. To the bone. As if shingles aren't bad enough.

It is so unfair.