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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-04 11:10 AM
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I Am Offering A Bounty For Evita's Capture
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that's right. $9.95 to the person or persons who capture Evita the cat and bring her to moi.

it is obvious that Evita is a murderer who roams the living room at night, sleeping on the un-vaccumed floors. she must be stopped. she preys on helpless flying mammals and may or may not have a current case of rabies.

maybe then the world be safe from this monster (and we will rid ourselves of multiple Evita threads) :D

if you capture her with her accomplice, i'll throw in a slightly used George Forman Grill.

TO THE BATTLESTATIONS!

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