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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-08-04 10:15 AM
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Its The People With STUPID Pets Thread!
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i am getting pretty sick of all these pet posts that say: "my cat is soooooo cute" and "my pot bellied pig knows 187 tricks!"

look folks. some pets are stupid. some are retarded. some couldn't find their asses with ANOTHER DOG'S nose!

meet Remy 'the Wonder Pug'

Remy ain't the smartest Pug on the block. Frankly, he is a Hamburger shy of a Happy Meal. Remy barks when the wind blows. Frankly he barks when the wind ISN'T blowing. This often occurs at precisely 2:17 am. the cats don't like it (BTW, we have one cat who is a genius and one that is competing with Remy for the "My IQ is less than the number of my paws Award" but that is for another thread.

god FORBID the Mrs and I go outside to do yard work. Remy doesn't simply bark, he HOWLS at the damn MOON! his lips pucker up and he just tries to shatter windows! Sorry Remy, i am mowing the DAMNED LAWN and really don't want you chasing the lawn mower trying to bite it like you do with the vacuum cleaner. :eyes: i have opened up the windows and put a nice blanket on your favorite chair so you can SEE mommy and I whilst we work so you know we haven't left you for all eternity.

tricks? does Remy do tricks you ask? well if you consider blowing Pug-snot in your face EVERY TIME you let him on your lap a trick then i suppose so. he can sure suck down a Beggin' Strip too.

Remy weighs a porky 28lbs. (that is his mother's fault btw). when the Yorkshire Terrier PUPPY that lives down the street walks by, Remy goes CRAZY!! he can't WAIT to play with it. course when Remy is let out from behind the protective screen to 'play' with "Benny" he immediately goes into "Holy Shit I Am Actually TERRIFIED Of Other Dogs" mode. Remember i told you Remy weighs 28lbs? "Benny" maybe weighs 3lbs. Hell, i have seen the cat cough up HAIRBALLS that are bigger than this little rat. Remy acts like he is in the presence of "Conan The King Of All Rottwilers".

don't get me wrong, Remy is lovable. i mean "Lenny" was lovable in "Of Mice And Men" right? its kind of like that.

Maybe i should have named him George. :)

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  -Its The People With STUPID Pets Thread! matcom  May-08-04 10:15 AM   #0 
  - Once had a Chihuahua  OhMyGod   May-08-04 10:21 AM   #1 
  - Heh...I'd vote for her.  MrsGrumpy   May-08-04 10:29 AM   #4 
  - Well  mharris660   May-08-04 10:24 AM   #2 
  - I guess I'll have to say that Jessie is stupidly smart...  MrsGrumpy   May-08-04 10:28 AM   #3 
  - Your dog is playing you like a violin  JVS   May-08-04 10:52 AM   #10 
  - My "kitty lumpkin" Miro  Jen6   May-08-04 10:35 AM   #5 
  - Jen, does Miro have a vision problem?  Catshrink   May-08-04 10:41 AM   #6 
  - I think his eyesight is fairly good  Jen6   May-08-04 10:53 AM   #11 
  - Stop it! My stomach hurts from laughing!!! n/t  BlackVelvetElvis   May-08-04 03:49 PM   #48 
  - Kinda looks like...  FireHeart   May-08-04 10:42 AM   #7 
  - Maybe his intelligence is more subtle.........  Darth_Kitten   May-08-04 10:45 AM   #8 
  - LOL, that FACE  Skittles   May-08-04 10:47 AM   #9 
  - Bawahahah!  Jen6   May-08-04 10:55 AM   #12 
  - theres always DU's "pet in residence"  mharris660   May-08-04 11:27 AM   #13 
  - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Whitacre D_WI   May-08-04 02:00 PM   #21 
     - I know they gonna go buck wild on me  mharris660   May-08-04 02:12 PM   #22 
  - I have a turtle  Lizz612   May-08-04 12:46 PM   #14 
  - But he's such a cutie!  curse10   May-08-04 12:48 PM   #15 
  - Hey--when you're that cute. . .  scmirage   May-08-04 01:20 PM   #16 
  - This is patches  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 01:45 PM   #17 
  - i would have guessed nail-gun  matcom   May-08-04 01:53 PM   #18 
     - i dont want anyone  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 01:56 PM   #19 
        - i own one of those  matcom   May-08-04 01:57 PM   #20 
        - I think the  mharris660   May-08-04 02:17 PM   #23 
        - countersunk of course  matcom   May-08-04 02:21 PM   #24 
           - I'll stick with  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 02:23 PM   #25 
           - but what if he wants to change hats?  matcom   May-08-04 02:30 PM   #26 
              - At my house  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 02:37 PM   #27 
              - claw hammer and  mharris660   May-08-04 02:40 PM   #29 
           - hahahahaa  mharris660   May-08-04 02:38 PM   #28 
              - i've had a bitch of a time matching paint shades though  matcom   May-08-04 02:40 PM   #30 
                 - LOL  mharris660   May-08-04 02:42 PM   #31 
                    - i don't use the guide  matcom   May-08-04 02:55 PM   #33 
                       - LMFAO  mharris660   May-08-04 03:06 PM   #37 
        - I hadda uncle useta hold his toupee on  trof   May-08-04 03:25 PM   #40 
           - did he always use the same hole?  matcom   May-08-04 03:36 PM   #45 
  - we've  mharris660   May-08-04 02:51 PM   #32 
  - LOL!  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 02:56 PM   #34 
     - make sure to prime first  matcom   May-08-04 02:57 PM   #35 
     - LOL I'm  mharris660   May-08-04 03:02 PM   #36 
  - filled and ready for sanding  mharris660   May-08-04 03:18 PM   #38 
  - i like the decorative detail work!  matcom   May-08-04 03:21 PM   #39 
  - decided on  mharris660   May-08-04 03:26 PM   #41 
     - hmmmm i might have suggested the dovetail  matcom   May-08-04 03:28 PM   #42 
        - well  mharris660   May-08-04 03:33 PM   #44 
  - Thats so wrong  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 03:28 PM   #43 
     - hahahahaa  mharris660   May-08-04 03:40 PM   #46 
        - i'm up for that but use the real  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 03:58 PM   #50 
           - we gonna do patches up real nice  mharris660   May-08-04 04:01 PM   #51 
              - Be gentle  chimpsrsmarter   May-08-04 04:03 PM   #52 
                 - its not me you have to worry about, its  mharris660   May-08-04 04:06 PM   #53 
  - mat  mharris660   May-08-04 03:44 PM   #47 
  - You guys are KILLING me!  BlackVelvetElvis   May-08-04 03:52 PM   #49 
     - Adventures with Patches  mharris660   May-08-04 04:07 PM   #54 

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