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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-06-04 08:50 AM
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is your kitty a viscious serial killer?
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i had a cat once. once. at first, it was cute and cuddly, we gave her a cute silly name, she purred, snuggled, and endeared herself to us in the normal tribble fashion.

but then, her dark side began to manifest itelf, in disturbing and unspeakable ways. she took delight in terrorizing, torturing, and killing the small creatures within her claws. mice, birds, rabbits, snakes, moles, crickets, any defenseless victim she could find.

she wouldn't eat them, she was well fed, and she killed several times a day, and left the corpses scattered about the yard and house.
dead snakes in the bathroom. dead birds in the living room. she even brought a terrified bunny rabbit in and then proceeded to kill it under the kitchen sink. she was utterly monstrous and insaitiable in her lust for killing.

eventually she went totally mad. would attack anyone close, including me. and i loved that cat, but being slashed by the tasmanian devil was no fun.

sure, they are cute. and they are somewhat amusing. but what is their real agenda? and what are you doing to enable this ghastly agenda? have you no regard at all for the local population of small creatures in the neighborhood? can you justify your cat's behavior with it's overwhelming cuteness?

cats are everywhere people, we've invited millions of these killers right into our homes, and we feed and nurture them, but we turn our heads to their true murderous behavior.

wake up people
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