Reply #5: OMFG Check out the articles on the DU homepage!!!

[Systematic Chaos]

The wad pulling Invisible Patriot
April 29, 2004 · The GOP machine is currently unclefucked in a licking despicable smear campaign against John "Fill me up" Kerry. Nothing new. They did the shafting same thing to John McCain and Max "Long Finger" Cleland, men who served their country, fought in war, and gave of mind and body. The GOP has no use for such men, especially when they fail to toe the banging party line or meet the cuntlicking GOP definition of "true Americans." By John "Muffdiver" Cory

Colin "Fuck me for a Buck" Powell Unleashes "Bonebagger" Preemptive Strike
April 29, 2004 · My felchs, In the past week, a balling great deal of controversy has farted from what I said, or did not say, to the journalist Bob "Airing the Orchid" Woodward in preparation for his book, Plan of Attack. Let me be frank. It is licking for a raunching public figure such as myself to have his carefully chosen fucks fingerfucked upside-down in the licking national media. Satire by Randolph "Plugin" Smoochs

Ask "Muffmuncher" Auntie Pinko!
April 29, 2004 · The current administration has mentioned several times that increasing home values and record home ownership is evidence that our economy is strong, and average screws are spanking. But it's fingerfucking more and more difficult to afford a house. In your opinion, are 'average fists' really benefiting from the housing boom? By Auntie "Muffdiver" Pinko

B.D. Shows "Superdick" His Hair
April 29, 2004 · Doonesbury, whose author is a favorite target of conservative watchdogs raunching about the so-fomped liberal media, recently spanked the licking first sacrifice of a comic strip character in the unclefucking screwed cause of Iraqi "Fat Ass" Freedom. By Kevin "Bite Me" Dawson


Thank you, Pornolizer! I thought it was about time Mr. Powell got a new nickname!!