short bus president
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Sun Aug-17-03 05:28 PM
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come to abandon the height restriction, definitely look me up. Or look me up now and see if you can't stretch me on the rack. I'm willing to learn to be tall...
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| -I'm very, very bored...ask me anything DIRTY!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:11 PM |
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How does your car look? |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:12 PM |
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It's filthy! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:15 PM |
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Cat I will detail your car....to look like mine... |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:20 PM |
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*head spins, brain turns off, commence zombie walk* |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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What's the best way to change bags on a vacuum cleaner? |
neuvocat |
Aug-17-03 04:12 PM |
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Get a vac with one of those empty-able plastic canisters in it!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:16 PM |
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How Do I Get These Stains Out ??? |
WillyT |
Aug-17-03 04:13 PM |
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Depends...are they DNA stains?? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:16 PM |
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How to get the stains out? Impeach! |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 05:55 PM |
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Wanna screw? |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 04:14 PM |
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FINALLY!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:17 PM |
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So THAT's how I should be doing it! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:15 PM |
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Just wondering |
InkAddict |
Aug-17-03 04:15 PM |
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I believe that it is... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:18 PM |
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Naw, I gotta VOTE next year! |
InkAddict |
Aug-17-03 05:14 PM |
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Will you dance for me? |
bearded_cat |
Aug-17-03 04:17 PM |
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Um, okay! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:19 PM |
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Indeed! |
bearded_cat |
Aug-17-03 04:20 PM |
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Well, I AM feeling fairly bootylicious today... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:22 PM |
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Uh oh, I hear dirty dishes a callen. |
Code_Name_D |
Aug-17-03 04:18 PM |
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Is that code for something??? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:19 PM |
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Answer to 'dirty dishes a callen'...My home is a dictatorship....not |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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i assume you are of the female persuasion |
steviet_2003 |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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Okay! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:27 PM |
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ya, not too bad i guess |
steviet_2003 |
Aug-17-03 04:30 PM |
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How far do you live |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:28 PM |
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PRETTY GODDAMN FAR!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:31 PM |
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See, this is why the country needs |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:36 PM |
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All three? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:37 PM |
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That'll do nicely, thanks |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:42 PM |
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I'm trapped in the house with a chest cold... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:46 PM |
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I feel for you |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:50 PM |
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Well... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:52 PM |
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Cat, you make |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:55 PM |
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How soon can you be here? ;-) |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:56 PM |
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And I'm rustier than the damn Tin Man |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:00 PM |
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Seriously, where do you live? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:02 PM |
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I'm right outside of |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:03 PM |
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Hee! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:05 PM |
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Oh, yeah |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:06 PM |
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Whoops, sorry... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:15 PM |
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It's probably for the best, anyway |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:21 PM |
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LOL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:23 PM |
#42 |
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hon, if ya' ever |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:28 PM |
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It's all mental! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:36 PM |
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"I wish I was BIG!" |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:48 PM |
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Well, me and GOPisEvil together probably stack up to eight feet or so. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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I must say, I'm impressed! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:22 PM |
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Weren't we talking about Cat's affinity for height? I was crediting |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:25 PM |
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Oh! I thought you meant stacked up HORIZONTALLY... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:26 PM |
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Well, endurance counts for something too, right? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:27 PM |
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Stamina, yes! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:29 PM |
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Uh-oh |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:29 PM |
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For the record, I'm... |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:36 PM |
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One of the most erotic moments of my life: |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:17 PM |
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Goodness gracious! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:20 PM |
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Were you maybe imagining a girl slapping and then kissing you? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:26 PM |
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Can it be Angelina Jolie? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:27 PM |
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Now that you're back, can I watch? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:34 PM |
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Oh, come on... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:39 PM |
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Cuz she's smoking. No, I mean the cigarette. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:41 PM |
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Hmm, it doesn't affect me one way or the other... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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Sometimes her lips are a little, you know, too much. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Too much is never enough! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Yeah, she'd have to ditch that |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:45 PM |
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I'm in line with you there |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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You mean something like... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Okay, much better, Cat. And she's already in position. How nice! |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:48 PM |
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She's so accomadating, isn't she? :) nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:55 PM |
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In still photos, yes. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:57 PM |
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I would |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:02 PM |
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Me too! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:06 PM |
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Oh, yeah! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:17 PM |
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Um.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:49 PM |
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So what happens after the train leaves the station... |
skrunch |
Aug-17-03 04:52 PM |
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LOL! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:54 PM |
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Tell me if I'm being too personal |
latebloomer |
Aug-17-03 05:30 PM |
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I don't know! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:33 PM |
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This sounds like a job for.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 05:52 PM |
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*cue Beyonce booty shaking* |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:54 PM |
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That would be telling |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:07 PM |
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Whoa! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:12 PM |
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*gulp* (with great power comes great responsibility) |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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Is it like a caulking gun? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:25 PM |
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Well, if you pronounce it in a certain way, yes |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:32 PM |
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Between you and me and Shortbus and Beyonce and Angelina... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:33 PM |
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You mean, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:37 PM |
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Wow! Talk about having sex on the brain! |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:39 PM |
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It's a cat-scan |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:43 PM |
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LOL! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:41 PM |
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Now you know! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Hmm, sounds like the partner needs a seminar! |
latebloomer |
Aug-17-03 05:59 PM |
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Haven't got a partner--that's my first problem right there, lol... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:01 PM |
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Cads! All of them!! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:10 PM |
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OMIGAWD! |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 06:12 PM |
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Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:20 PM |
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AMEN!! Preach it, brother Gump!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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I second that emotion. Amendment passed! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:34 PM |
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In other news...creating Paypal account for FG's bail money!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:40 PM |
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....in aw da wong pwaces....wookin' pa nuuuubbbbbb |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Don't you tell your partners your areas of...um...stimulation? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:21 PM |
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No, I feel like an idiot... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:28 PM |
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Well, you don't have to say anything, you know. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:33 PM |
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You're kidding! I love to hear stuff like that! |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 06:35 PM |
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ROFL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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If there's one thing I hate the smell of |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Especially while you're... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:56 PM |
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That really sucks |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:40 PM |
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Nothing turns me on more than when my wife gently guides me |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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Oh, yes |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:55 PM |
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That's true!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:46 PM |
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Well, my wife was married for fifteen years to a thirty-second man. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:50 PM |
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To that, I can only say one thing |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:53 PM |
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I'm tellin' ya Cat, |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 07:00 PM |
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Hee! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:03 PM |
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Just get hold of a shortbed and Mr shortbus will look 6'6", |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:05 PM |
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How tall are you, mister? nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:07 PM |
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with his leg braces or without? n/t |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 07:11 PM |
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Mr Shortbus, I won't even dignify that with a response....... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:23 PM |
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Actually.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:19 PM |
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME?? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:22 PM |
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Nope |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:25 PM |
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don't look at me |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:10 PM |
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Ha! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:11 PM |
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yup |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:12 PM |
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So, uh, wanna make me feel ten feet tall? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:17 PM |
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WOO HOO!! Let the party begin!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:19 PM |
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Hahaha!!! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:22 PM |
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I'll check your oil and change your transmission fluid too! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:24 PM |
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Playing with my dipstick, eh? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:26 PM |
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LOL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:28 PM |
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Want me to check your headlights? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:31 PM |
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I think I'm high-beaming! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:34 PM |
#131 |
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watch out |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:37 PM |
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And ytou've got to make sure not to ride his clutch too excessively |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:42 PM |
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ROFLMMFAO!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:50 PM |
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Well, see, that's what we're trying to encourage here, is |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 08:01 PM |
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I think I can massage it back into alignment! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:39 PM |
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Hmm, you might need to jack it up nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:50 PM |
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*wonders what the lift capacity of this thing is* |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:58 PM |
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Oh, I bet you can! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:07 PM |
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Sometimes, nature can be of service in that area! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 08:09 PM |
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she being brand (e.e. cummings, 1926) |
Squeech |
Aug-17-03 08:22 PM |
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WOW, thanks! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:30 PM |
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It was a lucky guess |
Squeech |
Aug-17-03 08:57 PM |
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Are you ticklish? |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:06 PM |
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HORRIFYINGLY so!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:09 PM |
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Yes |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:13 PM |
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Huh! I didn't know that! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:16 PM |
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They have it on Howard Stern sometimes |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:22 PM |
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