catpower2000
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Sun Aug-17-03 04:15 PM
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My windshield especially needs to be cleaned--I can barely see out when oncoming cars shine their headlights at me at night. Why, wanna come over here and detail it??  Cat |
| -I'm very, very bored...ask me anything DIRTY!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:11 PM |
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How does your car look? |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:12 PM |
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It's filthy! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:15 PM |
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Cat I will detail your car....to look like mine... |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:20 PM |
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*head spins, brain turns off, commence zombie walk* |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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What's the best way to change bags on a vacuum cleaner? |
neuvocat |
Aug-17-03 04:12 PM |
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Get a vac with one of those empty-able plastic canisters in it!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:16 PM |
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How Do I Get These Stains Out ??? |
WillyT |
Aug-17-03 04:13 PM |
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Depends...are they DNA stains?? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:16 PM |
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How to get the stains out? Impeach! |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 05:55 PM |
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Wanna screw? |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 04:14 PM |
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FINALLY!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:17 PM |
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So THAT's how I should be doing it! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:15 PM |
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Just wondering |
InkAddict |
Aug-17-03 04:15 PM |
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I believe that it is... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:18 PM |
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Naw, I gotta VOTE next year! |
InkAddict |
Aug-17-03 05:14 PM |
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Will you dance for me? |
bearded_cat |
Aug-17-03 04:17 PM |
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Um, okay! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:19 PM |
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Indeed! |
bearded_cat |
Aug-17-03 04:20 PM |
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Well, I AM feeling fairly bootylicious today... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:22 PM |
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Uh oh, I hear dirty dishes a callen. |
Code_Name_D |
Aug-17-03 04:18 PM |
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Is that code for something??? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:19 PM |
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Answer to 'dirty dishes a callen'...My home is a dictatorship....not |
patdem |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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i assume you are of the female persuasion |
steviet_2003 |
Aug-17-03 04:23 PM |
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Okay! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:27 PM |
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ya, not too bad i guess |
steviet_2003 |
Aug-17-03 04:30 PM |
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How far do you live |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:28 PM |
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PRETTY GODDAMN FAR!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:31 PM |
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See, this is why the country needs |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:36 PM |
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All three? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:37 PM |
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That'll do nicely, thanks |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:42 PM |
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I'm trapped in the house with a chest cold... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:46 PM |
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I feel for you |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:50 PM |
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Well... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:52 PM |
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Cat, you make |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 04:55 PM |
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How soon can you be here? ;-) |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:56 PM |
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And I'm rustier than the damn Tin Man |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:00 PM |
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Seriously, where do you live? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:02 PM |
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I'm right outside of |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:03 PM |
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Hee! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:05 PM |
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Oh, yeah |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:06 PM |
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Whoops, sorry... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:15 PM |
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It's probably for the best, anyway |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:21 PM |
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LOL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:23 PM |
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hon, if ya' ever |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:28 PM |
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It's all mental! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:36 PM |
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"I wish I was BIG!" |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 05:48 PM |
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Well, me and GOPisEvil together probably stack up to eight feet or so. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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I must say, I'm impressed! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:22 PM |
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Weren't we talking about Cat's affinity for height? I was crediting |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:25 PM |
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Oh! I thought you meant stacked up HORIZONTALLY... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:26 PM |
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Well, endurance counts for something too, right? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:27 PM |
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Stamina, yes! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:29 PM |
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Uh-oh |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:29 PM |
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For the record, I'm... |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:36 PM |
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One of the most erotic moments of my life: |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:17 PM |
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Goodness gracious! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:20 PM |
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Were you maybe imagining a girl slapping and then kissing you? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:26 PM |
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Can it be Angelina Jolie? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:27 PM |
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Now that you're back, can I watch? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:34 PM |
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Oh, come on... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:39 PM |
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Cuz she's smoking. No, I mean the cigarette. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:41 PM |
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Hmm, it doesn't affect me one way or the other... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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Sometimes her lips are a little, you know, too much. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Too much is never enough! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Yeah, she'd have to ditch that |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:45 PM |
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I'm in line with you there |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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You mean something like... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Okay, much better, Cat. And she's already in position. How nice! |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:48 PM |
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She's so accomadating, isn't she? :) nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:55 PM |
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In still photos, yes. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:57 PM |
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I would |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:02 PM |
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Me too! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:06 PM |
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Oh, yeah! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:17 PM |
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Um.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:49 PM |
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So what happens after the train leaves the station... |
skrunch |
Aug-17-03 04:52 PM |
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LOL! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 04:54 PM |
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Tell me if I'm being too personal |
latebloomer |
Aug-17-03 05:30 PM |
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I don't know! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:33 PM |
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This sounds like a job for.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 05:52 PM |
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*cue Beyonce booty shaking* |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 05:54 PM |
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That would be telling |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:07 PM |
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Whoa! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:12 PM |
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*gulp* (with great power comes great responsibility) |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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Is it like a caulking gun? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:25 PM |
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Well, if you pronounce it in a certain way, yes |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:32 PM |
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Between you and me and Shortbus and Beyonce and Angelina... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:33 PM |
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You mean, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:37 PM |
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Wow! Talk about having sex on the brain! |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:39 PM |
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It's a cat-scan |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:43 PM |
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LOL! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:41 PM |
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Now you know! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:44 PM |
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Hmm, sounds like the partner needs a seminar! |
latebloomer |
Aug-17-03 05:59 PM |
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Haven't got a partner--that's my first problem right there, lol... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:01 PM |
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Cads! All of them!! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:10 PM |
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OMIGAWD! |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 06:12 PM |
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Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:20 PM |
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AMEN!! Preach it, brother Gump!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:19 PM |
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I second that emotion. Amendment passed! |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:34 PM |
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In other news...creating Paypal account for FG's bail money!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:40 PM |
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....in aw da wong pwaces....wookin' pa nuuuubbbbbb |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Don't you tell your partners your areas of...um...stimulation? |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:21 PM |
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No, I feel like an idiot... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:28 PM |
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Well, you don't have to say anything, you know. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:33 PM |
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You're kidding! I love to hear stuff like that! |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 06:35 PM |
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ROFL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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If there's one thing I hate the smell of |
nothingshocksmeanymore |
Aug-17-03 06:47 PM |
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Especially while you're... |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:56 PM |
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That really sucks |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:40 PM |
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Nothing turns me on more than when my wife gently guides me |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:42 PM |
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Oh, yes |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:55 PM |
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That's true!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 06:46 PM |
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Well, my wife was married for fifteen years to a thirty-second man. |
Aristus |
Aug-17-03 06:50 PM |
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To that, I can only say one thing |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 06:53 PM |
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I'm tellin' ya Cat, |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 07:00 PM |
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Hee! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:03 PM |
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Just get hold of a shortbed and Mr shortbus will look 6'6", |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:05 PM |
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How tall are you, mister? nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:07 PM |
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with his leg braces or without? n/t |
short bus president |
Aug-17-03 07:11 PM |
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Mr Shortbus, I won't even dignify that with a response....... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:23 PM |
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Actually.... |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:19 PM |
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME?? |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:22 PM |
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Nope |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:25 PM |
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don't look at me |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:10 PM |
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Ha! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:11 PM |
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yup |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:12 PM |
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So, uh, wanna make me feel ten feet tall? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:17 PM |
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WOO HOO!! Let the party begin!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:19 PM |
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Hahaha!!! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:22 PM |
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I'll check your oil and change your transmission fluid too! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:24 PM |
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Playing with my dipstick, eh? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:26 PM |
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LOL |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:28 PM |
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Want me to check your headlights? |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:31 PM |
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I think I'm high-beaming! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:34 PM |
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watch out |
Cush |
Aug-17-03 07:37 PM |
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And ytou've got to make sure not to ride his clutch too excessively |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 07:42 PM |
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ROFLMMFAO!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:50 PM |
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Well, see, that's what we're trying to encourage here, is |
ForrestGump |
Aug-17-03 08:01 PM |
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I think I can massage it back into alignment! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:39 PM |
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Hmm, you might need to jack it up nt |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 07:50 PM |
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*wonders what the lift capacity of this thing is* |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 07:58 PM |
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Oh, I bet you can! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:07 PM |
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Sometimes, nature can be of service in that area! |
GOPisEvil |
Aug-17-03 08:09 PM |
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she being brand (e.e. cummings, 1926) |
Squeech |
Aug-17-03 08:22 PM |
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WOW, thanks! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:30 PM |
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It was a lucky guess |
Squeech |
Aug-17-03 08:57 PM |
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Are you ticklish? |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:06 PM |
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HORRIFYINGLY so!! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:09 PM |
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Yes |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:13 PM |
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Huh! I didn't know that! |
catpower2000 |
Aug-17-03 08:16 PM |
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They have it on Howard Stern sometimes |
sasquatch |
Aug-17-03 08:22 PM |
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