tom_paine
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Wed Apr-21-04 01:37 PM
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| 45. I would appear as a Flaming Shrubbery in the well of Congress |
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and properly denounce Bunnypants* as AntiChrist.
Altough Fox would probably smear my character:
"That God, he's just another whiny liberal with an axe to grind."
"You can't trust God. Look at all the people he murdered (smote) in his younger days."
"If we hads listened to the scumbag likes of God, this nation would have gone Communist a long time ago."
And so forth...
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| -Poof! You're God. What do you do? |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-20-04 04:16 PM |
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First of all, I'll smite Bush for being a pure hypocrite |
slinkerwink |
Apr-20-04 04:17 PM |
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DAMN, I was going to post the same exact thing |
LynneSin |
Apr-21-04 09:40 AM |
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haha, true... |
slinkerwink |
Apr-21-04 02:41 PM |
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Turn back the clock.... |
kalian |
Apr-20-04 04:18 PM |
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Venture off into the Cosmos and get away from the Neo-con Hell. |
bahrbearian |
Apr-20-04 04:18 PM |
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Prove my existence |
Mattforclark |
Apr-20-04 04:20 PM |
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Call little George and Cheney and Rummy home |
lunabush |
Apr-20-04 04:21 PM |
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Fix everything. |
trotsky |
Apr-20-04 04:21 PM |
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Drop the ban on Cuban cigars. |
TX-RAT |
Apr-20-04 04:22 PM |
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I'd buy a pack of bubble gum! |
Gothic_Sponge |
Apr-20-04 04:24 PM |
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If you did that, I would definately worship you |
ComerPerro |
Apr-21-04 04:36 AM |
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Point out that, for thousands of years, people were NOT SPEAKING |
zbdent |
Apr-20-04 04:26 PM |
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All those nuts who say theyll be gone coming Rapture... |
Endangered Specie |
Apr-20-04 04:29 PM |
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Ever find rapture in the bible? |
TX-RAT |
Apr-20-04 04:32 PM |
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Absolutely. In the Song of Solomon. |
Bertha Venation |
Apr-20-04 08:45 PM |
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I don't believe I'd change anything. |
brokensymmetry |
Apr-20-04 04:32 PM |
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So why not make it... |
Mattforclark |
Apr-20-04 04:37 PM |
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How can you have no lack, and still have virtue? |
brokensymmetry |
Apr-20-04 04:52 PM |
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You couldn't within the current parameters of the universe, |
Mattforclark |
Apr-20-04 05:12 PM |
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(Chuckle) Well, good luck doing that! |
brokensymmetry |
Apr-20-04 05:14 PM |
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I thought I was omnipotent |
Mattforclark |
Apr-20-04 05:24 PM |
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GOD FIGHT! GOD FIGHT! n/t |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-20-04 05:54 PM |
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Proof of God |
Mattforclark |
Apr-20-04 05:58 PM |
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Issue a press release and set some things straight... |
Siflnolly |
Apr-20-04 04:36 PM |
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Still one of the most explosive pieces of writing in the last 10 years |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-20-04 08:37 PM |
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Well, I think most of you have heard or figured out that |
RC |
Apr-20-04 04:49 PM |
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Mr. Bush? There Is A MASSIVE Thunderstorm In Crawford Right Now |
matcom |
Apr-20-04 04:53 PM |
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I'd get all those who lie to only speak the truth, all those that steal |
maveric |
Apr-20-04 04:55 PM |
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Hey, you're only omnipotent; I'm not sure that's enough to get the Bosox |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-21-04 01:08 AM |
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Wad the earth up into a ball, throw it in the trash and start all over. |
Delano |
Apr-20-04 04:58 PM |
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Hmmm |
GTRMAN |
Apr-20-04 05:00 PM |
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first i would empty the world like a gourd of ashes and then |
mahayasmellbad |
Apr-20-04 05:20 PM |
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Commandment #11 |
Don_G |
Apr-20-04 06:13 PM |
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I would create an object too large for me to move. |
Feanorcurufinwe |
Apr-20-04 06:43 PM |
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LOL |
Ladyhawk |
Apr-20-04 06:45 PM |
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Realize that it's impossible to be omniscient, omnipotent... |
Ladyhawk |
Apr-20-04 06:45 PM |
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First and foremost: Get on every TV and radio station in the world... |
NightTrain |
Apr-20-04 06:54 PM |
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oh goodie..velociraptors and t-rex in th backyard munching |
bearfartinthewoods |
Apr-21-04 01:38 AM |
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I don't think he meant all extinct species, but this would be kind of cool |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-21-04 09:36 AM |
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yeah, until they sat on your house <grin> |
bearfartinthewoods |
Apr-21-04 12:57 PM |
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I'm holding out for the six-foot long dragonflies! n/t |
undisclosedlocation |
Apr-21-04 01:34 PM |
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WIPE OUT HUNGER |
Bertha Venation |
Apr-20-04 08:41 PM |
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Turn on the faucet and start over. |
Nailzberg |
Apr-20-04 08:41 PM |
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Register to vote |
MissMillie |
Apr-21-04 12:59 PM |
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Hmmm, OK, I'll play: |
TXlib |
Apr-21-04 01:08 PM |
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I would appear as a Flaming Shrubbery in the well of Congress |
tom_paine |
Apr-21-04 01:37 PM |
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Give cats the power of speach |
Throckmorton |
Apr-21-04 01:48 PM |
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Vikings win the next 10 Super Bowls!!! |
x-g.o.p.er |
Apr-21-04 02:43 PM |
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Immediately disavow any conversations held with George W. Bush |
BringEmOn |
Apr-21-04 02:49 PM |
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Hrm.... empathy and sympathy enacted on all people... |
LynzM |
Apr-21-04 03:23 PM |
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What this petty mortal would do when granted the powers of a diety |
Rationality |
Apr-21-04 03:35 PM |
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I tell LDS and other folks to stop going to people's houses |
SarahBelle |
Apr-21-04 03:40 PM |
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women wear clothes in music videos |
Insider |
Apr-21-04 04:19 PM |
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