I made a process server cry last night..

[Roon]

My roommates and I were leaving the house to head downtown for coffee when this girl comes roaring up in her camy colored SUV. There were four of us but for some reason she singled me out. She started waving her badge around and asked if I was James. Keep in mind, I am without hearing aids and can't hear very well without them. I thought she asked if I was "Jason". So I said, "yes".

She presented me with some court papers and I scanned them real quick to figure out who in the hell would be suing me. That is when I realized she had the wrong guy....

Me:Oh, this isn't me..
Server:Well, you said you were James..
Me:I am sorry, I thought you said "Jason"..I am hearing impaired (started to walk away)
Server:Sir, I work for the city and county of Denver,I will have the police come right now!!
Me:I am telling you, this isn't me..Christian, could you please tell this girl that I am hearing impaired and that I misunderstood her?

It got really ugly after that. She was jumping bad in my face waving her badge around the whole time..She didn't believe that I was hearing impaired and wouldn't let me go. She finally asked for my ID and when she was satisfied that I wasn't the guy she was looking for,she was still being rude telling me that EVERYONE lies to her, so she was justified in her behaviour..that is when I got MAD!!!

Me:Now..who the hell are YOU?!?!?
Server:Sir, I am so sorry...
Me:What is your name? Who is your supervisor?
Server:(tears started flowing) Sir, I am so sorry, I had no idea..
Me:Let me get your badge number..
Server:(hiding the badge with her hand)
Me:OH!!! YOU WERE WAVING THAT BADGE AROUND WHEN YOU FIRST APPROACHED ME! NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HIDE IT?!?!?
ME:That's fine, I will take your plate number..I AM GOING TO SUE YOU!

She almost fainted dead away, her knees were buckling and her whole body was heaving with sobs. That is when I turned around and realized that one of my friends filmed the incident with her cam.

I bet she didn't sleep well last night. HA HA!!