Reply #16: Oh my . . .

[theboss]

I was actually waiting for this thread.

You know what I think. I don't think Bill Clinton ever existed. I think he is a robot created by scientists deep under the Bush Compound in Kennebunkport. I think they thought that the economy was going to tank in 1992 and were afraid Bush the Elder would be blamed for it. So they sent in the robot and tanked the election intentionally.

Surprisingly, the economy bounced back and the robot became populuar. So, they decided to have the robot jam cigars into an intern's area so they could impeach him and turn the public against the Democrats. But the robot survived yet again.

Despite the robot's strange Johnny 5-like desire to live freely, it still followed a lot of it master's basic programming. It ended welfare, established free trade agreements, and upgraded the military into some sort of space-age force that could put missles down chimneys. And then it didn't really campaign for its human-like vice president.

Don't laugh. If Karl Rove can make planes disappear, blow up buildings by remote control, control small-town police investigations, brainwash snipers through tv, alter time and speed up the harvest, he can build a fukcing robot.