David Zephyr
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Thu Dec-01-05 03:55 PM
Response to Reply #78 |
| 141. Definitely AH status! |
| -You Just Might Be an Asshole |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 04:41 PM |
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snort, laugh, kick! |
atommom |
Nov-30-05 04:42 PM |
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Git 'er done , DZ ! |
EVDebs |
Dec-01-05 01:26 PM |
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HAHAH...well done, DZ |
blm |
Nov-30-05 04:44 PM |
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Send it to Jeff Foxworthy. He'll love ! LOL! n/t |
sfexpat2000 |
Nov-30-05 05:13 PM |
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No he won't |
RubyDuby in GA |
Dec-01-05 01:35 PM |
#134 |
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But he appreciates *comedy*. |
sfexpat2000 |
Dec-01-05 11:00 PM |
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Thanks, blm. |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 10:12 PM |
#94 |
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Here are some kinder, gentler words for a$$#0!3 |
fortyfeetunder |
Dec-01-05 12:17 AM |
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oh lordy lordy |
Christa |
Nov-30-05 04:44 PM |
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LOL! |
Blue State Native |
Nov-30-05 04:45 PM |
#4 |
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Big Time!! (eom) |
klook |
Nov-30-05 04:50 PM |
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Oh Yeah! Big Time! |
Blue State Native |
Nov-30-05 04:51 PM |
#14 |
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If you and your friends have been busted for driving drunk |
ComerPerro |
Nov-30-05 04:46 PM |
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Good one! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 05:53 PM |
#34 |
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kick |
madokie |
Nov-30-05 04:47 PM |
#6 |
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and not just a run-of-the-mill asshole, either . . . world class |
afdip |
Nov-30-05 04:48 PM |
#7 |
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Sounds like the first ASSHOLE. |
zidzi |
Nov-30-05 04:48 PM |
#8 |
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That moment is captured in their DVD "Bullet in a Bible" n/t |
confludemocrat |
Nov-30-05 06:11 PM |
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Thanks! Have you seen |
zidzi |
Nov-30-05 07:12 PM |
#46 |
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I haven't, but that concert DVD had me in tears. awesome and beautiful |
confludemocrat |
Nov-30-05 08:24 PM |
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Excellent! |
Misunderestimator |
Nov-30-05 04:48 PM |
#9 |
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dead on balls accurate |
gademocrat7 |
Nov-30-05 04:48 PM |
#10 |
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My cousin Vinny nt |
thereismore |
Nov-30-05 04:55 PM |
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If you put people of color in your media backdrops, |
Sabriel |
Nov-30-05 04:49 PM |
#11 |
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Another one! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 06:23 PM |
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Well done! |
Bunny |
Nov-30-05 04:51 PM |
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If you nominate one of your unqualified cronies to the Supreme Court and |
Ron Mexico |
Nov-30-05 04:52 PM |
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LOL |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 06:29 PM |
#42 |
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great job! |
yorkiemommie1 |
Nov-30-05 04:53 PM |
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You nailed it. Recommended. |
Iowa |
Nov-30-05 04:53 PM |
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Luv the Artwork. |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:46 PM |
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Iowa, I love your graphic about the "Corporate Media". |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 09:47 PM |
#83 |
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This is brilliant. You should turn it into a song! |
Glimmer of Hope |
Nov-30-05 04:53 PM |
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if you use rescuers as photo-props in the midst of a rescue mission |
BJW |
Nov-30-05 04:54 PM |
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What's that bit about abortion? Did bushturd have a preg girlfriend |
thereismore |
Nov-30-05 04:56 PM |
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I didn't know that either! |
sickinohio |
Nov-30-05 05:02 PM |
#28 |
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Me either, but found a link explaining it... |
rateyes |
Nov-30-05 08:58 PM |
#71 |
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if you waste thousands of gallons of jet fuel for photo-ops and then |
BJW |
Nov-30-05 04:57 PM |
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LOL! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 06:42 PM |
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Good One! |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:45 PM |
#81 |
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Bravo!! |
Terran |
Nov-30-05 04:57 PM |
#23 |
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if you keep saying that unqualified, incompetent jerks in leadership |
BJW |
Nov-30-05 04:59 PM |
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... |
Blue State Native |
Nov-30-05 05:01 PM |
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Heck of job, Brownie! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 07:42 PM |
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Sweet |
Beaverhausen |
Nov-30-05 04:59 PM |
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Fantastic. |
blue neen |
Nov-30-05 05:01 PM |
#27 |
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If you put our nation's children through the hypocrisy of NCLB, |
blue neen |
Nov-30-05 05:03 PM |
#29 |
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Ha! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:00 PM |
#54 |
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If you continue to insult the American people by continually feeding |
fooj |
Nov-30-05 05:10 PM |
#30 |
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LOL! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:05 PM |
#55 |
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So funny, so true, and so , well, ironic! Love it, thanks! n/t |
MsConduct |
Nov-30-05 05:15 PM |
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"send W to Mars" |
kpete |
Nov-30-05 05:15 PM |
#33 |
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Google the word "asshole" and hit "I feel lucky" |
Usrename |
Nov-30-05 05:57 PM |
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I LOVE that! |
bliss_eternal |
Nov-30-05 06:08 PM |
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Sent it off to all. Thanks for that tip! |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:53 PM |
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You forgot one: |
Swamp Rat |
Nov-30-05 06:14 PM |
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omg |
omega minimo |
Nov-30-05 08:07 PM |
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Thanks for adding this one, Swamp Rat! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:10 PM |
#57 |
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This was a classic, Swampy. |
bleever |
Nov-30-05 08:24 PM |
#59 |
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And Pushing Social Security to Arizona Elderly! |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:55 PM |
#86 |
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And a stupid.. |
sendero |
Nov-30-05 06:16 PM |
#39 |
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I'm thinking it's both n/t |
tavalon |
Dec-01-05 08:50 AM |
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Please replace every instance of "might just be" with "are". Fucking A!! |
wrate |
Nov-30-05 06:25 PM |
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If you bitch about ending your vacation early to deal with the largest |
ThruTheLookingGlass |
Nov-30-05 06:38 PM |
#43 |
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Might be? |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:32 PM |
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PERFECT |
jhain |
Nov-30-05 07:03 PM |
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Muahaha |
twaddler01 |
Nov-30-05 07:14 PM |
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If you |
democrank |
Nov-30-05 07:17 PM |
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Good one! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:33 PM |
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Right on the money !!! |
misternormal |
Nov-30-05 07:19 PM |
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Bwaaahahahahahahahaha! |
TacticalPeek |
Nov-30-05 07:30 PM |
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yuk yuk yuk :) nt |
CanOfWhoopAss |
Nov-30-05 07:34 PM |
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Hilarious, but I take exception to ONE part of it... |
HereKittyKitty |
Nov-30-05 07:42 PM |
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You Mean that Illegal "Western White House?" |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:59 PM |
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Damn. I wanted my Rove post to get to the top, but this is just too |
bleever |
Nov-30-05 08:22 PM |
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If you've called Osama bin Laden a child of "privilege" |
mcscajun |
Nov-30-05 08:24 PM |
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Ouch! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:34 PM |
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Yup...this from the Chimperor's own mouth, I swear! |
mcscajun |
Nov-30-05 09:04 PM |
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His whole terrorism speech |
jbnow |
Dec-01-05 02:58 PM |
#139 |
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K & R |
La_Fourmi_Rouge |
Dec-01-05 01:46 AM |
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OMG! |
cat_girl25 |
Nov-30-05 08:27 PM |
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If you exploit the memory of the September 11th, 2001, terror attacks |
Straight Shooter |
Nov-30-05 08:31 PM |
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That would certainly reach asshole status, S.S. |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:46 PM |
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One might. |
Straight Shooter |
Nov-30-05 09:39 PM |
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Might be? Ain't no doubt about it! Not now, not then, not EVER! |
lonestarnot |
Nov-30-05 08:32 PM |
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My first nomination |
toddaa |
Nov-30-05 08:46 PM |
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Well, thank you. How about all the other contributions here? |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 08:54 PM |
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OH HELL YES!!!! |
im10ashus |
Nov-30-05 09:00 PM |
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Just about the best summation of the little twerp's hypocrisy |
reality based |
Nov-30-05 09:02 PM |
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Absolutely Perfect !!! |
WillyT |
Nov-30-05 09:35 PM |
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Great!!! If you asked a mother whose son had just been killed in Iraq |
No Exit |
Nov-30-05 09:39 PM |
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Asshole status, no doubt. |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 09:41 PM |
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Flamin'... like white phosphorous! |
No Exit |
Nov-30-05 09:52 PM |
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I kinda like "Gaping Asshole" but that's just me.....this will be my |
spacelady |
Nov-30-05 10:05 PM |
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Gaping! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 10:08 PM |
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If you love to tell everyone how great the American peepul are, |
No Exit |
Nov-30-05 09:40 PM |
#78 |
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Definitely AH status! |
David Zephyr |
Dec-01-05 03:55 PM |
#141 |
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If you are... |
AuntiBush |
Nov-30-05 09:42 PM |
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I'd say! |
David Zephyr |
Nov-30-05 09:57 PM |
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ROFL! |
BattyDem |
Nov-30-05 09:58 PM |
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If by asshole you mean |
grace0418 |
Nov-30-05 09:58 PM |
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The 5th paragraph |
BamaLefty |
Nov-30-05 09:59 PM |
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Same here |
Laurab |
Nov-30-05 11:11 PM |
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google "Robin Lowman" and make up your own mind on it. It |
lectrobyte |
Dec-01-05 08:38 AM |
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That's why we call him (*) |
Beam Me Up |
Dec-01-05 12:21 AM |
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Thanks, David Zephyr |
Carla in Ca |
Dec-01-05 12:59 AM |
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Loved this! Thanks for the laugh. Too true. |
Rebelry |
Dec-01-05 01:11 AM |
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That's great! Is that true about the abortion, or are you just talking... |
Up2Late |
Dec-01-05 01:25 AM |
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Abortion allegation link provided by rateyes in post #71 above |
Lasher |
Dec-01-05 01:35 AM |
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Thanks, added the bookmark to my "Bush Crap" folder |
Up2Late |
Dec-01-05 02:00 AM |
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if you're perfectly healthy, but you're first in line to get |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 02:34 AM |
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if you fly into a disaster zone in a big plane |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 02:35 AM |
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if you think you were destined to be president of the United States |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 02:37 AM |
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Mighty fine work David! n/t |
BuffyTheFundieSlayer |
Dec-01-05 04:19 AM |
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If you're the arrogant, beliigerant, strutting "Leader of the Free World" |
Stephanie |
Dec-01-05 06:08 AM |
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Excellent David Zephyr!! |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Dec-01-05 06:13 AM |
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Sums him up nicely |
bigbrother05 |
Dec-01-05 06:26 AM |
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If you abandon poor black people to die in New Orleans, |
Raster |
Dec-01-05 07:03 AM |
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Ahh, is the fifth one true? |
Stockholm |
Dec-01-05 08:16 AM |
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Thanks for posting that! nt |
raccoon |
Dec-01-05 08:22 AM |
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if you act like this |
chat_noir |
Dec-01-05 09:09 AM |
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This is such a good post |
TNOE |
Dec-01-05 09:21 AM |
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A pious, reichous, sanctimonious hypocritical a......? |
indepat |
Dec-01-05 09:26 AM |
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Jimmy Breslin sommation, : |
robbedvoter |
Dec-01-05 09:29 AM |
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Absolutely Perfect. n/t |
quiet.american |
Dec-01-05 09:36 AM |
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HaHa! Thanks for this! |
Old Broad |
Dec-01-05 10:01 AM |
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If you commit to film the most offensive, gross gaffe you made |
robbedvoter |
Dec-01-05 10:02 AM |
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If you "sprung forth" your evil ways on the people of Texas |
Poet Lariat |
Dec-01-05 10:14 AM |
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Lurking Freepers: Read and LEARN |
npincus |
Dec-01-05 10:40 AM |
#124 |
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I wondered why such a title had so many recommendations? Now I know why. |
mzmolly |
Dec-01-05 11:10 AM |
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Hallelujah! Do I have a witness?!? |
ozymandius |
Dec-01-05 11:43 AM |
#126 |
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if you continually complain that being president of the United States |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 12:02 PM |
#127 |
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And I shall be the 101th nom |
lynettebro440 |
Dec-01-05 01:05 PM |
#128 |
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if you privately snigger and mock pleas for mercy |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:13 PM |
#129 |
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if you attended the best private schools in the nation but ask |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:14 PM |
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Good one. n/t |
Old Broad |
Dec-01-05 01:37 PM |
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deleted |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:47 PM |
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if you persist in making speeches at military bases even though |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:20 PM |
#131 |
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if you besmirch the office of the presidency by publicly holding |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:23 PM |
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IF YOU NEVER STOP TO CONSIDER THAT YOUR GUT DECISIONS |
BJW |
Dec-01-05 01:48 PM |
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Hilarious! |
Shredr |
Dec-01-05 02:05 PM |
#138 |
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If you profit by selling photographs of yourself running away |
myrna minx |
Dec-01-05 03:10 PM |
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Here's The Asshole Song To Go With It |
truthnproof |
Dec-01-05 05:05 PM |
#142 |
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Well done! nt |
LoveOHBlues |
Dec-01-05 05:19 PM |
#143 |
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