KingFlorez
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Thu Nov-10-05 01:23 PM
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| 37. God ain't no Republican |
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And he didn't tell you that, Pat. The voices in your head are not god. I just love to see them meltdown. 
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| -Pat Robertson to Dover, PA. "Don't turn to God if you need help" |
RedEarth |
Nov-10-05 01:10 PM |
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oh please ! |
methinks2 |
Nov-10-05 01:11 PM |
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That is PRICELESS!!!! |
QuettaKid |
Nov-10-05 01:12 PM |
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Fuck! My new Attorney General-elect got his law degree at this |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 01:22 PM |
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Regent University |
Jara sang |
Nov-10-05 01:43 PM |
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Hmmm....there are other law schools with Christian heritage |
DesertedRose |
Nov-10-05 01:49 PM |
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And that means Cheney is the regent for disabled King George |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 01:59 PM |
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I thought it was not accredited. |
NCevilDUer |
Nov-10-05 01:58 PM |
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Apparently, it is now. |
FuzzySlippers |
Nov-10-05 02:38 PM |
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You were both reasonable and incorrect. From the Regent website: |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 03:38 PM |
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maybe not--they're doing a recount! |
spooky3 |
Nov-10-05 05:30 PM |
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Hey God!..Please call your ratboy, Pat, home.. He needs a talkin'to |
SoCalDem |
Nov-10-05 01:25 PM |
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He is such a freak nm |
texpatriot2004 |
Nov-10-05 01:12 PM |
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I really would not want to be Pat on judgement day. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Nov-10-05 01:12 PM |
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Pat should listen to his own advice. |
rkc3 |
Nov-10-05 01:13 PM |
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but i really would like to be next in line. |
tk2kewl |
Nov-10-05 01:14 PM |
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So, Robertson is God's handler now? |
Canuckistanian |
Nov-10-05 01:12 PM |
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When reached by phone for comment, GOD asked "Pat WHO?" |
dicksteele |
Nov-10-05 01:26 PM |
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Here's to you, Reverend Robertson, |
lakemonster11 |
Nov-10-05 04:12 PM |
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"God is my lapdog assassin." - Pat Robertson n/t |
hvn_nbr_2 |
Nov-10-05 02:42 PM |
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Will he order a 'Patwah' against Dover...and PA in general. |
BurgherHoldtheLies |
Nov-10-05 01:13 PM |
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Patwah!!...... |
hwmnbn |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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Patwah... ROFLMAO |
Beelzebud |
Nov-10-05 01:40 PM |
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PATWAH!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!! |
Bluebear |
Nov-10-05 02:48 PM |
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Pat Robertson calls for the assassination of petri dishes everywhere |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Nov-10-05 07:08 PM |
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LOL! |
Bluebear |
Nov-10-05 09:10 PM |
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the Dick Cheney |
musette_sf |
Nov-10-05 01:13 PM |
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'Cause everyone knows, He's an angry god |
prescole |
Nov-10-05 01:13 PM |
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That man gets an express ticket to Hell... |
ms liberty |
Nov-10-05 01:13 PM |
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Maybe if they send money to the 800 club |
JohnnyRingo |
Nov-10-05 01:14 PM |
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You mean the 666 Club |
bush still has to go |
Nov-10-05 04:34 PM |
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He is when he extorts Social security cash out of those who feel |
JohnnyRingo |
Nov-10-05 05:01 PM |
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His God sounds like a petulant child ... much like Robertson himself. |
atommom |
Nov-10-05 01:14 PM |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
progressoid |
Nov-10-05 01:14 PM |
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"Our god is a mean, vengeful, spiteful god...." n/t |
triguy46 |
Nov-10-05 01:14 PM |
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I thought intelligent design was NOT a religious idea |
seejanerun |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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ohhhhh, good catch. |
BurgherHoldtheLies |
Nov-10-05 01:16 PM |
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seejanerun... |
long_green |
Nov-10-05 08:07 PM |
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The Great Reverend.... |
makeanoise |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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I love Pat Robertson ... |
StuckinBFE |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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Think we'll see this on "This Week in God"? |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 01:19 PM |
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I vote for |
eggman67 |
Nov-10-05 02:34 PM |
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OMG! Is this idiot a |
zidzi |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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Just being |
gaspee |
Nov-10-05 01:15 PM |
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fucking A - in Jesus's name |
stop the bleeding |
Nov-10-05 01:16 PM |
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Also, if anything bad DOES happen to Dover, you'll know why. |
mr_hat |
Nov-10-05 01:16 PM |
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They don't call 'em Acts of God fer nuthin', you know....nt |
SidDithers |
Nov-10-05 01:28 PM |
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Watch Dover prosper... |
Clark2008 |
Nov-10-05 01:39 PM |
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so how does he explain Katrina, Rita and Wilma? |
jackster |
Nov-10-05 01:16 PM |
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forget this nutcase, supreme leader of the whack job republicans |
thecodewarrior |
Nov-10-05 01:17 PM |
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Right on target, god punishing the red states for being red! |
triguy46 |
Nov-10-05 01:30 PM |
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If my god was such a dick |
tularetom |
Nov-10-05 01:16 PM |
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Why, oh why won't God call Pat home? |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 01:17 PM |
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Sounds suspiciously like an Evangelists Fatwa there, Pat! |
Norquist Nemesis |
Nov-10-05 01:17 PM |
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ANOTHER "Patwah" |
BurgherHoldtheLies |
Nov-10-05 01:19 PM |
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His god is a little god... |
triguy46 |
Nov-10-05 01:18 PM |
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Presumptuous fuck. n/t |
jane_pippin |
Nov-10-05 01:20 PM |
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In the words of a well known rabbit |
MN ChimpH8R |
Nov-10-05 01:21 PM |
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i adore bugs bunny |
faithnotgreed |
Nov-10-05 01:24 PM |
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Hey, Pat: YOU ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN |
Der Blaue Engel |
Nov-10-05 01:23 PM |
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Well said |
eggman67 |
Nov-10-05 02:38 PM |
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God ain't no Republican |
KingFlorez |
Nov-10-05 01:23 PM |
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hey pat old boy...how about the people of the south who got the shit |
flyarm |
Nov-10-05 01:24 PM |
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Watch out Dover! |
Sentinel Chicken |
Nov-10-05 01:24 PM |
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nominated and kicked |
sheeptramp |
Nov-10-05 01:27 PM |
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Dear Apostate Heretic, |
Throckmorton |
Nov-10-05 01:30 PM |
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Reason # 3257 I am an athiest |
CTD |
Nov-10-05 01:30 PM |
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Hey, I'm a Christian (or at least I follow Christ), and I denounce |
Ron_Green |
Nov-10-05 01:35 PM |
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me too! |
Bill McBlueState |
Nov-10-05 01:42 PM |
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He is seriously deranged. |
Punkingal |
Nov-10-05 01:32 PM |
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They voted god out of the Science Class not out of their City. |
sandrakae |
Nov-10-05 01:34 PM |
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One of the members wanted "our children to have an offset to Evolution." |
CottonBear |
Nov-10-05 02:16 PM |
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I wonder what God thinks about Pat Robertson speaking on His behalf. |
distantearlywarning |
Nov-10-05 01:36 PM |
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God's too busy punishing Pat's red states |
warrens |
Nov-10-05 01:38 PM |
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This planet would be better off if Robertson had never existed. |
Jara sang |
Nov-10-05 01:39 PM |
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When the time comes, let's rent a bus. |
swimboy |
Nov-10-05 02:03 PM |
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Pat Robertson - Remaking God in his own image. |
Old and In the Way |
Nov-10-05 01:41 PM |
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Perfect. |
Kurovski |
Nov-10-05 01:55 PM |
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He truly is insane |
FreedomAngel82 |
Nov-10-05 01:43 PM |
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Oh Pat, You are in trouble, because you used God's name in Vain. |
Rainscents |
Nov-10-05 01:47 PM |
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Pat Robertson needs help |
IronLionZion |
Nov-10-05 01:52 PM |
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Yeah right, and Pat predicted a hurricane would hit Orlando |
Walt Starr |
Nov-10-05 01:59 PM |
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You know what's really funny here? |
RandomKoolzip |
Nov-10-05 02:08 PM |
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This god of Robertson's |
mmonk |
Nov-10-05 02:10 PM |
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What kind of an all-loving God would that be, Pat... |
Fox Mulder |
Nov-10-05 02:12 PM |
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God hates Dover, PA? (Is Dover big enough to get God's attention?) |
Nikki Stone1 |
Nov-10-05 02:22 PM |
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Are you kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Lindsey |
Nov-10-05 02:38 PM |
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Shouldn't Ole pat loose his Tax exempt Status for PoliticN? |
sellitman |
Nov-10-05 02:40 PM |
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Talk about living in the Dark Ages! n/t |
wrate |
Nov-10-05 02:44 PM |
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God to Pat |
FooFootheSnoo |
Nov-10-05 02:44 PM |
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Yep,just about time for God to |
Tinman |
Nov-10-05 02:46 PM |
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But but but... ID is not about god and religion. I know because... |
Zenlitened |
Nov-10-05 02:51 PM |
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THis man is theologically unsound and apparently a bit of a loon |
Perky |
Nov-10-05 02:59 PM |
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When is "god" gonna off Robertson??! |
YouthInAsia |
Nov-10-05 03:02 PM |
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whe He is good and ready I suspect |
Perky |
Nov-10-05 03:06 PM |
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Pat Robem$ome is a RADICAL CLERIC |
Walt Starr |
Nov-10-05 03:05 PM |
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Because God only loves whose children that vote accordingly. |
aden_nak |
Nov-10-05 03:13 PM |
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Pat Robertson in 3 words: |
NightOwwl |
Nov-10-05 03:19 PM |
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So old Pat mistake himself for an Ayatollah? |
Garbo 2004 |
Nov-10-05 03:33 PM |
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He's certifiable! |
in_cog_ni_to |
Nov-10-05 03:39 PM |
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What a whack job |
Arkana |
Nov-10-05 03:39 PM |
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I will CELEBRATE that motherfucker's death |
mitchum |
Nov-10-05 04:11 PM |
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Thank goodness we have a man like Pat who can speak for god. |
Marr |
Nov-10-05 04:22 PM |
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He is SUCH |
laylah |
Nov-10-05 04:23 PM |
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HOLY SHIT! I called it yesterday! |
bush still has to go |
Nov-10-05 04:25 PM |
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God loves us all equally. Humans love themselves. |
Peake |
Nov-10-05 04:27 PM |
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Ted Kennedy is no different than Pat.... |
kwolf68 |
Nov-10-05 04:36 PM |
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Mr Robertson, Christians always need help, and they try to |
KCabotDullesMarxIII |
Nov-10-05 05:06 PM |
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Is God the new head of Fema?? |
Greybnk48 |
Nov-10-05 05:11 PM |
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Billionaire Buffoon |
Xap |
Nov-10-05 06:11 PM |
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well God told me that Pat Robertson has a BLOCK on his phone # |
librechik |
Nov-10-05 06:15 PM |
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This asshole never can keep his mouth shut |
DemGirl7 |
Nov-10-05 06:35 PM |
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Pat Robertson = anti-christ, false-prophet, and just plain fucking dumb |
EOO |
Nov-10-05 06:38 PM |
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typical robertson |
fishwax |
Nov-10-05 06:41 PM |
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Who would want Robertson's god to |
Nobody |
Nov-10-05 06:58 PM |
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I asked God |
jbnow |
Nov-10-05 07:24 PM |
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Okey-doke! |
WinkyDink |
Nov-10-05 07:25 PM |
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The American Taliban speaks again. |
SillyGoose |
Nov-10-05 07:31 PM |
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Wasn't it Gandhi who said" I would be a Christian, if it weren't for |
AzDar |
Nov-10-05 07:34 PM |
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This statement needs to run 24/7 during the stretch run of... |
long_green |
Nov-10-05 08:11 PM |
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Rot in hell, robertson |
Loge23 |
Nov-10-05 09:18 PM |
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Hey, asswipe, who would Jesus turn away from God? Ever? |
deminks |
Nov-10-05 09:20 PM |
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Uh... He Forgot |
AnnieBW |
Nov-10-05 09:33 PM |
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Well, Robertson's God ain't exactly the Prince of Peace |
arewenotdemo |
Nov-10-05 09:48 PM |
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