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Kamika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-11-03 01:18 PM
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4. The best one i ever read..
Edited on Sat Oct-11-03 01:20 PM by Kamika
And i cant find it :(

It was HILLARIOUS

It was based as a letter written where this wife/mom telling the reader how her husband justified the war in iraq by using rethorical means, now what was incredible was how the dad did it.

I cant do exact quotes but i shit you not it went something like this

son: dad why do they invade iraq
dad: son, when your neighbour beats his wife what do you do?

son: you ignore it?
dad: But son you CANT ignore it!
son : you call the cops?
dad: BUT THE COPS WONT COME UNTIL SHES DEAD !!
son: but what do you do?? what do you do??

atthis point my son started to cry

dad: YOU BREAK IN AND RESCUE HER YO BREAK IN AND RESCUE HER!!
son : BUT dad im SCARED im SCARED
dad: BUT YOU HAVE TO OR HE'LL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
son : BUT IM SO SCARED !!!
dad: BUT you have too !!!
son : Dad im SCAAARED
dad: YOU GO RESCUE HER ITS YOUR DUTY !!
son: Yes dad i SEE NOW we must rescue her we MUST RESCUE HER !!!

at this point my son and husband both cried and hugged eachother and i was so proud over my son. I went and prayed for them both


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and if you think this was stupid this wasnt half of what they said the original letter was more then twice as long. id LOVE to find the original i remember me and my friends talked about how the dad could atleast have done this without making his son need theraphy.

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