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Mon Oct-24-05 03:47 PM
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it's amazing how "bastardized" Yeshua's teachings became through the ages. It is dogma--Paul, or Saul of Tarsus, Constantine, Peter--then mis-translation-forgeries in the new testament which Bishop Iraneous admitted to. Texts that have been excluded because it didn't fit into Rome's idealogy. But, you have some people that actually take the english translation of the bible literally without even studying how the Bible was created.
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| -The TRUE story of Jesus H. Christ |
noahmijo |
Oct-23-05 11:49 PM |
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Yes, I'll add a hearty chuckle. And you most likely will go to |
babylonsister |
Oct-23-05 11:55 PM |
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Alright I'll see you on the bus with Leary and Scorcese |
noahmijo |
Oct-23-05 11:57 PM |
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When the lights go down in the city... love it! nt |
babylonsister |
Oct-24-05 12:07 AM |
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All i care to add is............. |
A HERETIC I AM |
Oct-23-05 11:56 PM |
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I'M SAVED !!! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 12:09 AM |
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Jesus H. had many past lives: Attis, Adonis, Osiris, Mithras, Vishnu, etc |
NAO |
Oct-24-05 12:15 AM |
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you forgot |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:23 PM |
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That's SO David Cross. Good job. eom |
countmyvote4real |
Oct-24-05 12:15 AM |
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Jesus H. had many past lives: Attis, Adonis, Osiris, Mithras, Vishnu, etc |
NAO |
Oct-24-05 12:20 AM |
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I'm a Christian...... |
Aristus |
Oct-24-05 12:24 AM |
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Well I'm glad you got it |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 12:35 AM |
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Gee your a Christian who thinks classism is hilarious |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:12 PM |
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Dude this is so nominated! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 12:32 AM |
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Save me a seat in hell |
proud2Blib |
Oct-24-05 12:38 AM |
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You know I have a little question for you |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 12:47 AM |
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Irony. |
IMModerate |
Oct-24-05 12:54 AM |
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I understand completely |
proud2Blib |
Oct-24-05 12:57 AM |
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another lapsed catholic... |
bleedingheart |
Oct-24-05 02:27 PM |
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gandhi said it best- |
MarsThe Cat |
Oct-24-05 12:58 AM |
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Because it is OK to bunch all Christians together |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:14 PM |
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I don't think so |
hyphenate |
Oct-24-05 03:34 PM |
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So here at DU we only castigate the deserving |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:48 PM |
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LOL, that was worth a ticket to the fiery depths of hell..... |
FM Arouet666 |
Oct-24-05 12:59 AM |
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Another DU'er once told me that the "H." stands for Hallmark. |
Straight Shooter |
Oct-24-05 01:15 AM |
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The teachings of Jesus were bastardised |
McKenzie |
Oct-24-05 01:16 AM |
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I think all organized religion is just a composite of other beliefs |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 02:02 AM |
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I'm with you! |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:47 PM |
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Not me, I never make fun of other peoples superstitious beliefs |
Freedomfried |
Oct-24-05 01:29 AM |
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You so funneh. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 01:59 AM |
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Join the club |
YOY |
Oct-24-05 02:07 AM |
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Yea you can tell this was directed at the "Wal-Mart Christians" |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 02:13 AM |
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I will indeed use it |
YOY |
Oct-24-05 02:33 PM |
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Jesus is Irish: the H is for "Himself" |
Hekate |
Oct-24-05 04:17 AM |
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Christ on a trailer hitch |
Usrename |
Oct-24-05 05:35 AM |
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HERE YA GO! |
progressoid |
Oct-24-05 09:16 AM |
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Thank you! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 09:34 AM |
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Oh man and a couple people on here said I was offensive |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:49 AM |
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Thanks progressoid, |
Usrename |
Oct-24-05 11:01 AM |
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I think that is the Terry Schiavo crowd in the background. |
progressoid |
Oct-24-05 11:26 AM |
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Rad new X sport: Crucifix Skiing |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 02:25 PM |
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OMG that's awful. He looks like he's about to be launched |
Hekate |
Oct-24-05 07:17 PM |
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No, actually |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 08:18 PM |
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Man..the hate on here is scary sometimes... |
BIG Sean |
Oct-24-05 05:08 AM |
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Freakishly similiar to my post...Amen!!!! |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 05:22 AM |
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I'm guessing |
DIKB |
Oct-24-05 06:37 AM |
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There is a Grand Canyon's worth of difference |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 07:19 AM |
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I saw maybe two hateful comments, a few historically questionable claims |
jobycom |
Oct-24-05 08:42 AM |
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Thanks for this great point. |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:09 PM |
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When the Baptist churches put anti gay marriage placards |
Ferret Mike |
Oct-24-05 02:27 PM |
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No offense meant? |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 05:15 AM |
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Oct-24-05 07:34 AM |
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Some of us believe that Jesus was a real person..... |
BIG Sean |
Oct-24-05 09:11 AM |
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Well if you want to get technical Jesus I think was a real person |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:52 AM |
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well actually his name is not Jesus Christ |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:31 PM |
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That's funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 03:39 PM |
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Deleted sub-thread |
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Oct-24-05 09:05 AM |
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Woo-hoo! Score one for the disruptors! |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 03:21 PM |
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Yeah, and don't parody those white men - why is it okay to make fun |
FLDem5 |
Oct-24-05 09:14 AM |
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If it makes you feel better I have come up with satire pieces about |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:12 AM |
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LOL! |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 10:27 AM |
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That Was Awesome! |
maximovich |
Oct-24-05 10:46 AM |
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Thanks welcome to DU buddy! |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:53 AM |
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BWAHAHAHAHA !!! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 11:07 AM |
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Can you say "satire" ? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 09:44 AM |
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I have made similar cracks about ALL religions |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:08 AM |
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The American Taliban follow the Old Testment more than The |
mandyky |
Oct-24-05 05:36 AM |
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Amusing! |
Zhade |
Oct-24-05 06:40 AM |
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I am what Bruce Springsteen refers to as a runaway catholic |
DanCa |
Oct-24-05 06:53 AM |
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We need to get organized about this "going to hell thing". |
lumberingbear |
Oct-24-05 06:59 AM |
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quite funny!! |
jonnyblitz |
Oct-24-05 08:58 AM |
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Watch The Condemners Come Out to Bash DU |
maximovich |
Oct-24-05 09:38 AM |
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Check out Frankens "The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus", in his book |
ComerPerro |
Oct-24-05 09:39 AM |
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I've seen it it's really funny |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:46 AM |
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Good joke! And I might add, excellent sense of humor! |
Walt Starr |
Oct-24-05 09:54 AM |
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"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians..." |
mzmolly |
Oct-24-05 10:23 AM |
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You people are sick all of you who responded favorably |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:28 AM |
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For those offended by the OP... |
onager |
Oct-24-05 10:39 AM |
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Oh jeez lol that I think makes my stupid little OP look like a |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:42 AM |
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And we all love Blackadder. |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:13 AM |
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You have a problem with the Flying Spaghetti Monster? |
muriel_volestrangler |
Oct-24-05 11:21 AM |
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Aha! |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:33 AM |
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"Beligerent way of expressing Atheism"? |
BiggJawn |
Oct-24-05 01:08 PM |
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"Belligerent way of expressing disdain for Creationism" is more exact |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Oct-24-05 01:25 PM |
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Global temperature versus Number of pirates |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 02:04 PM |
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When I first heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
hyphenate |
Oct-24-05 03:50 PM |
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Hey, you forgot the part about Fox news. |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:17 AM |
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Hehe - your disclaimer is as long as your story. |
Ian_rd |
Oct-24-05 01:40 PM |
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Yea it's to try to make it clear to those who are offended |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 04:59 PM |
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Ham handed! |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 01:57 PM |
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You spelled "you're" incorrectly. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:12 PM |
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As long as you understand |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:18 PM |
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I find nitpicker to be an offensive term. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:24 PM |
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Oct-24-05 02:30 PM |
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Tsk, tsk. Name-calling now. How rude. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:35 PM |
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I'm offended that you're offended. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:47 PM |
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Excuse me a moment. I have to go start a thread condemning all of DU.... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:58 PM |
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Don't forget to take a poll, too. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:06 PM |
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. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 04:27 PM |
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Would Jesus have called her a coward? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:39 PM |
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honesty |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:45 PM |
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Name calling is. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:50 PM |
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Self-delusion, on the other hand... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 04:00 PM |
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Why go around looking for reasons |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:44 PM |
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i didn't misrepresent the post |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:07 PM |
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What classism? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:18 PM |
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Scottie |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:42 PM |
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Are you saying Yankees aren't any of those things? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 04:00 PM |
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Besides, everyone knows Jeebus is Canadian... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 05:00 PM |
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I thought I recognized the accent. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 06:03 PM |
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Where did the op say anything about "Southern" Christians |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 02:52 PM |
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Texas is the South. |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:14 PM |
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Where does he say Jesus' followers were Texans? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:33 PM |
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Although not born in Texas Dubya was arguably made famous |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:12 PM |
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GASP! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 06:02 PM |
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First, here' a link to some Wotan info |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 09:08 PM |
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Wow another one who gets it |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:13 PM |
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Thanks for the offer |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 08:33 PM |
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remember Supply Side Jesus? |
bobbieinok |
Oct-24-05 02:05 PM |
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As a humble Catholic, you get a thumbs up and a hearty pat on the back. |
SeanQuinn |
Oct-24-05 02:49 PM |
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Funny all the Catholics so far seem to be with me here |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:01 PM |
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In my experience, Catholicism is WAY more tolerant |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Oct-25-05 07:05 AM |
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Well it's true a major belief of Catholics is that it's wrong to force |
noahmijo |
Oct-25-05 09:43 AM |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you |
cmd |
Oct-24-05 05:11 PM |
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Nicely done. Rec'd! |
PatriotGames |
Oct-24-05 05:13 PM |
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Kick |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 09:49 PM |
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Jesus first hit it big among the Essenes... |
MojoXN |
Oct-25-05 09:48 AM |
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