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Mon Oct-24-05 01:29 AM
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| 20. Not me, I never make fun of other peoples superstitious beliefs |
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not the way to make friends
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| -The TRUE story of Jesus H. Christ |
noahmijo |
Oct-23-05 11:49 PM |
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Yes, I'll add a hearty chuckle. And you most likely will go to |
babylonsister |
Oct-23-05 11:55 PM |
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Alright I'll see you on the bus with Leary and Scorcese |
noahmijo |
Oct-23-05 11:57 PM |
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When the lights go down in the city... love it! nt |
babylonsister |
Oct-24-05 12:07 AM |
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All i care to add is............. |
A HERETIC I AM |
Oct-23-05 11:56 PM |
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I'M SAVED !!! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 12:09 AM |
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Jesus H. had many past lives: Attis, Adonis, Osiris, Mithras, Vishnu, etc |
NAO |
Oct-24-05 12:15 AM |
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you forgot |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:23 PM |
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That's SO David Cross. Good job. eom |
countmyvote4real |
Oct-24-05 12:15 AM |
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Jesus H. had many past lives: Attis, Adonis, Osiris, Mithras, Vishnu, etc |
NAO |
Oct-24-05 12:20 AM |
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I'm a Christian...... |
Aristus |
Oct-24-05 12:24 AM |
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Well I'm glad you got it |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 12:35 AM |
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Gee your a Christian who thinks classism is hilarious |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:12 PM |
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Dude this is so nominated! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 12:32 AM |
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Save me a seat in hell |
proud2Blib |
Oct-24-05 12:38 AM |
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You know I have a little question for you |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 12:47 AM |
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Irony. |
IMModerate |
Oct-24-05 12:54 AM |
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I understand completely |
proud2Blib |
Oct-24-05 12:57 AM |
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another lapsed catholic... |
bleedingheart |
Oct-24-05 02:27 PM |
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gandhi said it best- |
MarsThe Cat |
Oct-24-05 12:58 AM |
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Because it is OK to bunch all Christians together |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:14 PM |
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I don't think so |
hyphenate |
Oct-24-05 03:34 PM |
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So here at DU we only castigate the deserving |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:48 PM |
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LOL, that was worth a ticket to the fiery depths of hell..... |
FM Arouet666 |
Oct-24-05 12:59 AM |
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Another DU'er once told me that the "H." stands for Hallmark. |
Straight Shooter |
Oct-24-05 01:15 AM |
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The teachings of Jesus were bastardised |
McKenzie |
Oct-24-05 01:16 AM |
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I think all organized religion is just a composite of other beliefs |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 02:02 AM |
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I'm with you! |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:47 PM |
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Not me, I never make fun of other peoples superstitious beliefs |
Freedomfried |
Oct-24-05 01:29 AM |
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You so funneh. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 01:59 AM |
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Join the club |
YOY |
Oct-24-05 02:07 AM |
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Yea you can tell this was directed at the "Wal-Mart Christians" |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 02:13 AM |
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I will indeed use it |
YOY |
Oct-24-05 02:33 PM |
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Jesus is Irish: the H is for "Himself" |
Hekate |
Oct-24-05 04:17 AM |
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Christ on a trailer hitch |
Usrename |
Oct-24-05 05:35 AM |
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HERE YA GO! |
progressoid |
Oct-24-05 09:16 AM |
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Thank you! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 09:34 AM |
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Oh man and a couple people on here said I was offensive |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:49 AM |
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Thanks progressoid, |
Usrename |
Oct-24-05 11:01 AM |
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I think that is the Terry Schiavo crowd in the background. |
progressoid |
Oct-24-05 11:26 AM |
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Rad new X sport: Crucifix Skiing |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 02:25 PM |
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OMG that's awful. He looks like he's about to be launched |
Hekate |
Oct-24-05 07:17 PM |
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No, actually |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 08:18 PM |
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Man..the hate on here is scary sometimes... |
BIG Sean |
Oct-24-05 05:08 AM |
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Freakishly similiar to my post...Amen!!!! |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 05:22 AM |
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I'm guessing |
DIKB |
Oct-24-05 06:37 AM |
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There is a Grand Canyon's worth of difference |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 07:19 AM |
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I saw maybe two hateful comments, a few historically questionable claims |
jobycom |
Oct-24-05 08:42 AM |
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Thanks for this great point. |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:09 PM |
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When the Baptist churches put anti gay marriage placards |
Ferret Mike |
Oct-24-05 02:27 PM |
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No offense meant? |
Perky |
Oct-24-05 05:15 AM |
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Oct-24-05 07:34 AM |
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Some of us believe that Jesus was a real person..... |
BIG Sean |
Oct-24-05 09:11 AM |
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Well if you want to get technical Jesus I think was a real person |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:52 AM |
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well actually his name is not Jesus Christ |
newspeak |
Oct-24-05 03:31 PM |
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That's funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 03:39 PM |
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Oct-24-05 09:05 AM |
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Woo-hoo! Score one for the disruptors! |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 03:21 PM |
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Yeah, and don't parody those white men - why is it okay to make fun |
FLDem5 |
Oct-24-05 09:14 AM |
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If it makes you feel better I have come up with satire pieces about |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:12 AM |
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LOL! |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 10:27 AM |
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That Was Awesome! |
maximovich |
Oct-24-05 10:46 AM |
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Thanks welcome to DU buddy! |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:53 AM |
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BWAHAHAHAHA !!! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 11:07 AM |
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Can you say "satire" ? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 09:44 AM |
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I have made similar cracks about ALL religions |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:08 AM |
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The American Taliban follow the Old Testment more than The |
mandyky |
Oct-24-05 05:36 AM |
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Amusing! |
Zhade |
Oct-24-05 06:40 AM |
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I am what Bruce Springsteen refers to as a runaway catholic |
DanCa |
Oct-24-05 06:53 AM |
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We need to get organized about this "going to hell thing". |
lumberingbear |
Oct-24-05 06:59 AM |
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quite funny!! |
jonnyblitz |
Oct-24-05 08:58 AM |
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Watch The Condemners Come Out to Bash DU |
maximovich |
Oct-24-05 09:38 AM |
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Check out Frankens "The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus", in his book |
ComerPerro |
Oct-24-05 09:39 AM |
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I've seen it it's really funny |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 09:46 AM |
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Good joke! And I might add, excellent sense of humor! |
Walt Starr |
Oct-24-05 09:54 AM |
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"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians..." |
mzmolly |
Oct-24-05 10:23 AM |
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You people are sick all of you who responded favorably |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:28 AM |
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For those offended by the OP... |
onager |
Oct-24-05 10:39 AM |
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Oh jeez lol that I think makes my stupid little OP look like a |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 10:42 AM |
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And we all love Blackadder. |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:13 AM |
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You have a problem with the Flying Spaghetti Monster? |
muriel_volestrangler |
Oct-24-05 11:21 AM |
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Aha! |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:33 AM |
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"Beligerent way of expressing Atheism"? |
BiggJawn |
Oct-24-05 01:08 PM |
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"Belligerent way of expressing disdain for Creationism" is more exact |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Oct-24-05 01:25 PM |
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Global temperature versus Number of pirates |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 02:04 PM |
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When I first heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
hyphenate |
Oct-24-05 03:50 PM |
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Hey, you forgot the part about Fox news. |
Gregorian |
Oct-24-05 11:17 AM |
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Hehe - your disclaimer is as long as your story. |
Ian_rd |
Oct-24-05 01:40 PM |
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Yea it's to try to make it clear to those who are offended |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 04:59 PM |
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Ham handed! |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 01:57 PM |
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You spelled "you're" incorrectly. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:12 PM |
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As long as you understand |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:18 PM |
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I find nitpicker to be an offensive term. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:24 PM |
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Oct-24-05 02:30 PM |
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Tsk, tsk. Name-calling now. How rude. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:35 PM |
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I'm offended that you're offended. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:47 PM |
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Excuse me a moment. I have to go start a thread condemning all of DU.... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 02:58 PM |
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Don't forget to take a poll, too. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:06 PM |
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. |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 04:27 PM |
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Would Jesus have called her a coward? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:39 PM |
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honesty |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 02:45 PM |
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Name calling is. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:50 PM |
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Self-delusion, on the other hand... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 04:00 PM |
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Why go around looking for reasons |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 02:44 PM |
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i didn't misrepresent the post |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:07 PM |
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What classism? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:18 PM |
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Scottie |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:42 PM |
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Are you saying Yankees aren't any of those things? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 04:00 PM |
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Besides, everyone knows Jeebus is Canadian... |
Zenlitened |
Oct-24-05 05:00 PM |
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I thought I recognized the accent. |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 06:03 PM |
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Where did the op say anything about "Southern" Christians |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 02:52 PM |
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Texas is the South. |
wmills551 |
Oct-24-05 03:14 PM |
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Where does he say Jesus' followers were Texans? |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 03:33 PM |
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Although not born in Texas Dubya was arguably made famous |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:12 PM |
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GASP! |
beam me up scottie |
Oct-24-05 06:02 PM |
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First, here' a link to some Wotan info |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 09:08 PM |
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Wow another one who gets it |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:13 PM |
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Thanks for the offer |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 08:33 PM |
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remember Supply Side Jesus? |
bobbieinok |
Oct-24-05 02:05 PM |
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As a humble Catholic, you get a thumbs up and a hearty pat on the back. |
SeanQuinn |
Oct-24-05 02:49 PM |
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Funny all the Catholics so far seem to be with me here |
noahmijo |
Oct-24-05 05:01 PM |
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In my experience, Catholicism is WAY more tolerant |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag |
Oct-25-05 07:05 AM |
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Well it's true a major belief of Catholics is that it's wrong to force |
noahmijo |
Oct-25-05 09:43 AM |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you |
cmd |
Oct-24-05 05:11 PM |
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Nicely done. Rec'd! |
PatriotGames |
Oct-24-05 05:13 PM |
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Kick |
akarnitz |
Oct-24-05 09:49 PM |
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Jesus first hit it big among the Essenes... |
MojoXN |
Oct-25-05 09:48 AM |
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