I've been talking to God & She thinks bush is a fucking jerk

[mopaul]

bush ain't the only one who talks to god, i hear those voices too. and god and i were conversing just this morning and she says that bush is lying out his ass about her telling him to do things. 'i never told bush to do anything, let alone kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people', she said in a booming voice.

then she told me in a perfect imitation of mahalia jackson's voice that, 'that mutha fucka is goin' down', and i think i know where she means.