Reply #7: Wait for a Total War rehash in... 5,4,3,2...

[UncleSepp]

Some sick part of me would love to see him try to bumble his way through the Total War speech. Somehow, I don't think he could pull it off...

I gotta ask y'all some questions now. Not because I don't believe in you, but because the world... the world is listenin. Al Quaeda watches CNN. Bin Laden watches ... Al Jazeera. They're here. They're listening. So I gotta ask y'all, so you can tell them what the Murrican people thank.

'Cos the turrists thank... that the Murrican people has lost their faith that we kin win this war. I ask ya... do y'all believe that in the end we're gonna win this thang?

I... I gotta ask ya... Are you wilin' ta folla the Prezzidint through thick and thin to win this, and are you willin' to take on your share of the hard work?

The turrists thank that the Murrican people are tarred of fightin'. I gotta ask ya... Are y'all ready to folla the Prezzidint as the.. fala.. fila... soldiers of the homeland, supportin' the troops, fightin' the war with determination until victory is in our hands?

I... I gotta ask ya now... The turrists thank that the Murrican people has lost their desire to do the hard work to win this war. So I gotta ask ya. Are you, and the Murrican people, willin' to work if ya need to, tin, twelve, if we gotta fourteen hours a day to give everything for victory?

:: in the earpiece :: (Wrap it up, wrap it up...)

I asked ya, and y'all tole me straight. An it's times like these that shows us who the real men and women are. Like ma recent appointment shows, like ma cabinet shows... we cain't speak only of our fightin' men, but our fightin' wimmin, on the battlefield and here at home. Our nation is ready for anythin. In this... in this hour, this hour of our... our hour of reflection... on who we are as a nation... we believe, we have faith, rock solid faith, in victory in the war on terra. We can see it out in front of us, we just gotta grab it. We have got to resolve to put everything else aside for that victory. That, that's our duty in this hour.

:: in the earpiece :: (Thirty seconds, Mr. President... get the kicker in...)

So... So, my fellow Murricans, stand up, and let all hail break loose!