Reply #58: I respectfully disagree.

[Telly Savalas]

Turning over dumpsters and smashing the windows of small businesses is a critical part of social progress. We should capture this revolutionary spirit in our everyday lives by littering at every opportunity we have. When proletarians getting paid six an hour have to clean up the mess I make, it awakens their revolutionary conciousness.

I speak truth to power whenever I throw my chewing gum on the sidewalk, fart in an elevator, or urinate in public.

While you little liberal pansies waste your time trying to make the world a better place, I'm going to demonstrate how much more radical I am than you.