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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-13-05 11:41 AM
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12. I would committ suicide
No way would I want to be that close to the DEVIL.
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  -If you woke up tomorrow morning in bush's body, what would you do? tinfoilinfor2005  Sep-13-05 11:35 AM   #0 
  - Hide before someone indicted me.  Skidmore   Sep-13-05 11:36 AM   #1 
  - shoot myself  Melodybe   Sep-13-05 05:41 PM   #68 
  - kill myself...  Seansky   Sep-13-05 11:36 AM   #2 
  - For the betterment of humankind and for future generations, so would I.  mark11727   Sep-13-05 11:37 AM   #5 
  - Ask the French for political asylum.  understandinglife   Sep-13-05 11:37 AM   #3 
  - Morphine overdose...  Webster Green   Sep-13-05 11:37 AM   #4 
  - Probably realize  gratuitous   Sep-13-05 11:37 AM   #6 
  - Fire some people  maine_raptor   Sep-13-05 11:38 AM   #7 
  - Forgot to add the following  maine_raptor   Sep-13-05 11:50 AM   #31 
  - After I got over the hangover  ComerPerro   Sep-13-05 11:38 AM   #8 
  - I would appeal to all Americans to help me undo all my evil acts  H5N1   Sep-13-05 11:38 AM   #9 
  - The firings would commence immediately.  quaoar   Sep-13-05 11:39 AM   #10 
  - Call Al Gore  demnan   Sep-13-05 11:39 AM   #11 
  - Best answer of all  Frances   Sep-13-05 11:43 AM   #18 
  - Indeed!  DeepModem Mom   Sep-13-05 11:48 AM   #28 
  - I would committ suicide  buff2   Sep-13-05 11:41 AM   #12 
  - Go on national television and tell the truth.  The Witch   Sep-13-05 11:41 AM   #13 
  - That's right. Set a real Christian example and CONFESS.  info being   Sep-13-05 12:57 PM   #55 
  - Seriously? Call a press conference.  Xithras   Sep-13-05 11:41 AM   #14 
  - One of two things,  stellanoir   Sep-13-05 11:41 AM   #15 
  - Excellent!  BlueIris   Sep-13-05 01:24 PM   #58 
  - Call Jeff  Lochloosa   Sep-13-05 11:42 AM   #16 
  - Call a press conference!  SmokingJacket   Sep-13-05 11:43 AM   #17 
  - Find a box cutter to get out of the bubble n/t  Field Of Dreams   Sep-13-05 11:43 AM   #19 
  - Call Jeff Gannon ...  ronnykmarshall   Sep-13-05 11:43 AM   #20 
  - Burrow my way out through his chest? (n/t)  AuntJen   Sep-13-05 11:44 AM   #21 
  - Call Condi and tell her the affair is over n/t  DancingBear   Sep-13-05 11:45 AM   #22 
  - Seppuku --  CrispyQGirl   Sep-13-05 11:45 AM   #23 
  - Hold a press conference, and admit in front of the world...  Momgonepostal   Sep-13-05 11:46 AM   #24 
  - Ok, here we go  berni_mccoy   Sep-13-05 11:46 AM   #25 
  - I would tell all my followers that God spoke to me and asked them  kcwayne   Sep-13-05 11:47 AM   #26 
  - That is the most brilliant post I've seen!  info being   Sep-13-05 12:55 PM   #54 
  - Wasn't there a Kafka novel along these lines? n/t  Callous Taoboys   Sep-13-05 11:47 AM   #27 
  - hmm, don't know, but the idea for this thread came along when  tinfoilinfor2005   Sep-13-05 05:00 PM   #60 
  - Well, if I had my own brain...  Hong Kong Cavalier   Sep-13-05 11:48 AM   #29 
  - Drink Boone's Farm straight up until Thurday's conference,  iconoclastic cat   Sep-13-05 11:50 AM   #30 
  - First, I'd get a divorce. There's no way I could "do my duty" to Pickles.  TahitiNut   Sep-13-05 11:55 AM   #32 
  - Start over. Fire the entire cabinet and start handing the positions to  sinkingfeeling   Sep-13-05 11:55 AM   #33 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Sep-13-05 11:55 AM   #34 
  - 1st call Detox and say "Take me, take me now!" 2nd, send the bums to Gitmo  unrepuke   Sep-13-05 11:55 AM   #35 
  - First, I'd have a talk with my Mommy about her beautiful mind...  spuddonna   Sep-13-05 12:00 PM   #36 
  - Give the staff a paid vacation...  The Sleeper   Sep-13-05 12:01 PM   #37 
  - I'd take Saddam's pistol, and shoot myself in the head with it.  Beelzebud   Sep-13-05 12:01 PM   #38 
  - resign, accuse Cheney of federal crimes, announce my sexual affair  tgnyc   Sep-13-05 12:17 PM   #39 
  - Plastic surgery?  Arkansas Granny   Sep-13-05 12:31 PM   #40 
  - drown myself in the bacteria infected water of NO. n/t  movie_girl99   Sep-13-05 12:34 PM   #41 
  - I would go on the Hannity show and announce to the world  tinfoilinfor2005   Sep-13-05 12:35 PM   #42 
  - *clapping*........ lolol .........  timeforarevolution   Sep-13-05 05:16 PM   #63 
  - I'd hold a press conference, and publicly state that  MsTryska   Sep-13-05 12:38 PM   #43 
  - Make copies of everything, record audio/video of everything else.  flvegan   Sep-13-05 12:41 PM   #44 
  - Go to a bank...take out a TON of cash..get plastic surgery  SoCalDem   Sep-13-05 12:42 PM   #45 
  - call WES CLARK quick!  faithfulcitizen   Sep-13-05 12:43 PM   #46 
  - There you go  MN ChimpH8R   Sep-13-05 06:12 PM   #72 
  - Assuming his brain was switched to my body...  Tari   Sep-13-05 12:43 PM   #47 
  - LOL!! Never thought of that...  tinfoilinfor2005   Sep-13-05 12:50 PM   #51 
     - My kids would be drinking the kool-aid. My boyfriend...  Tari   Sep-13-05 01:39 PM   #59 
  - Here's what I'd do:  EOO   Sep-13-05 12:43 PM   #48 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Sep-13-05 12:48 PM   #49 
  - Priority #1: Find out who's stuck in my body  0rganism   Sep-13-05 12:49 PM   #50 
  - Come VERY VERY clean  EstimatedProphet   Sep-13-05 12:53 PM   #52 
  - I'd prep for the Thurs. speech. And here's what I'd say:  info being   Sep-13-05 12:54 PM   #53 
  - Wait 'till Thursday night's camera's roll. Then make out with Dick.  BlueIris   Sep-13-05 01:17 PM   #56 
  - Suicide. It's painless.  MamaBear   Sep-13-05 01:20 PM   #57 
  - hurry to Sweden for a sex change operation  librechik   Sep-13-05 05:05 PM   #61 
  - Oh this is TOO easy...  mindfulNJ   Sep-13-05 05:11 PM   #62 
  - Open up all the files on BCCI to public scrutiny.  blm   Sep-13-05 05:17 PM   #64 
  - tell the truth  newspeak   Sep-13-05 05:39 PM   #65 
  - kill myself. n/t  Blue State Native   Sep-13-05 05:40 PM   #66 
  - Page "666" - (Brendan FRASIER, in "Bedazzled") n/t  UTUSN   Sep-13-05 05:41 PM   #67 
  - Dive into the nearest tree shredder. n/t  Snotcicles   Sep-13-05 05:42 PM   #69 
  - Get that young boy out of the bed.  ThomWV   Sep-13-05 06:06 PM   #70 
  - resign, after going for a bike ride of course  smurfygirl   Sep-13-05 06:09 PM   #71 
  - Someone said it earlier - hit the Jack Daniels.  donco6   Sep-13-05 06:14 PM   #73 
  - Kill myself but not before praying to God that.....  KerryOn   Sep-13-05 06:17 PM   #74 
  - Fire everyone, then resign. nt  smartvoter   Sep-13-05 06:44 PM   #75 
  - Kick Condi out of bed, and the little boy that she brought with her  Lastlaughin08   Sep-13-05 06:44 PM   #76 
  - Find out where he hid the cash and head for South America n/t  Jose Diablo   Sep-13-05 07:23 PM   #77 
  - Curse an unloving God for doing this to me, then commit seppuku.  Arkana   Sep-13-05 07:27 PM   #78 
  - Shoot myself  SharonRB   Sep-13-05 07:30 PM   #79 
 

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