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Tue Sep-13-05 11:38 AM
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| 9. I would appeal to all Americans to help me undo all my evil acts |
| -If you woke up tomorrow morning in bush's body, what would you do? |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Sep-13-05 11:35 AM |
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Hide before someone indicted me. |
Skidmore |
Sep-13-05 11:36 AM |
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shoot myself |
Melodybe |
Sep-13-05 05:41 PM |
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kill myself... |
Seansky |
Sep-13-05 11:36 AM |
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For the betterment of humankind and for future generations, so would I. |
mark11727 |
Sep-13-05 11:37 AM |
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Ask the French for political asylum. |
understandinglife |
Sep-13-05 11:37 AM |
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Morphine overdose... |
Webster Green |
Sep-13-05 11:37 AM |
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Probably realize |
gratuitous |
Sep-13-05 11:37 AM |
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Fire some people |
maine_raptor |
Sep-13-05 11:38 AM |
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Forgot to add the following |
maine_raptor |
Sep-13-05 11:50 AM |
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After I got over the hangover |
ComerPerro |
Sep-13-05 11:38 AM |
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I would appeal to all Americans to help me undo all my evil acts |
H5N1 |
Sep-13-05 11:38 AM |
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The firings would commence immediately. |
quaoar |
Sep-13-05 11:39 AM |
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Call Al Gore |
demnan |
Sep-13-05 11:39 AM |
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Best answer of all |
Frances |
Sep-13-05 11:43 AM |
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Indeed! |
DeepModem Mom |
Sep-13-05 11:48 AM |
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I would committ suicide |
buff2 |
Sep-13-05 11:41 AM |
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Go on national television and tell the truth. |
The Witch |
Sep-13-05 11:41 AM |
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That's right. Set a real Christian example and CONFESS. |
info being |
Sep-13-05 12:57 PM |
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Seriously? Call a press conference. |
Xithras |
Sep-13-05 11:41 AM |
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One of two things, |
stellanoir |
Sep-13-05 11:41 AM |
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Excellent! |
BlueIris |
Sep-13-05 01:24 PM |
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Call Jeff |
Lochloosa |
Sep-13-05 11:42 AM |
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Call a press conference! |
SmokingJacket |
Sep-13-05 11:43 AM |
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Find a box cutter to get out of the bubble n/t |
Field Of Dreams |
Sep-13-05 11:43 AM |
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Call Jeff Gannon ... |
ronnykmarshall |
Sep-13-05 11:43 AM |
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Burrow my way out through his chest? (n/t) |
AuntJen |
Sep-13-05 11:44 AM |
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Call Condi and tell her the affair is over n/t |
DancingBear |
Sep-13-05 11:45 AM |
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Seppuku -- |
CrispyQGirl |
Sep-13-05 11:45 AM |
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Hold a press conference, and admit in front of the world... |
Momgonepostal |
Sep-13-05 11:46 AM |
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Ok, here we go |
berni_mccoy |
Sep-13-05 11:46 AM |
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I would tell all my followers that God spoke to me and asked them |
kcwayne |
Sep-13-05 11:47 AM |
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That is the most brilliant post I've seen! |
info being |
Sep-13-05 12:55 PM |
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Wasn't there a Kafka novel along these lines? n/t |
Callous Taoboys |
Sep-13-05 11:47 AM |
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hmm, don't know, but the idea for this thread came along when |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Sep-13-05 05:00 PM |
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Well, if I had my own brain... |
Hong Kong Cavalier |
Sep-13-05 11:48 AM |
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Drink Boone's Farm straight up until Thurday's conference, |
iconoclastic cat |
Sep-13-05 11:50 AM |
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First, I'd get a divorce. There's no way I could "do my duty" to Pickles. |
TahitiNut |
Sep-13-05 11:55 AM |
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Start over. Fire the entire cabinet and start handing the positions to |
sinkingfeeling |
Sep-13-05 11:55 AM |
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Sep-13-05 11:55 AM |
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1st call Detox and say "Take me, take me now!" 2nd, send the bums to Gitmo |
unrepuke |
Sep-13-05 11:55 AM |
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First, I'd have a talk with my Mommy about her beautiful mind... |
spuddonna |
Sep-13-05 12:00 PM |
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Give the staff a paid vacation... |
The Sleeper |
Sep-13-05 12:01 PM |
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I'd take Saddam's pistol, and shoot myself in the head with it. |
Beelzebud |
Sep-13-05 12:01 PM |
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resign, accuse Cheney of federal crimes, announce my sexual affair |
tgnyc |
Sep-13-05 12:17 PM |
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Plastic surgery? |
Arkansas Granny |
Sep-13-05 12:31 PM |
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drown myself in the bacteria infected water of NO. n/t |
movie_girl99 |
Sep-13-05 12:34 PM |
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I would go on the Hannity show and announce to the world |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Sep-13-05 12:35 PM |
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*clapping*........ lolol ......... |
timeforarevolution |
Sep-13-05 05:16 PM |
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I'd hold a press conference, and publicly state that |
MsTryska |
Sep-13-05 12:38 PM |
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Make copies of everything, record audio/video of everything else. |
flvegan |
Sep-13-05 12:41 PM |
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Go to a bank...take out a TON of cash..get plastic surgery |
SoCalDem |
Sep-13-05 12:42 PM |
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call WES CLARK quick! |
faithfulcitizen |
Sep-13-05 12:43 PM |
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There you go |
MN ChimpH8R |
Sep-13-05 06:12 PM |
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Assuming his brain was switched to my body... |
Tari |
Sep-13-05 12:43 PM |
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LOL!! Never thought of that... |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Sep-13-05 12:50 PM |
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My kids would be drinking the kool-aid. My boyfriend... |
Tari |
Sep-13-05 01:39 PM |
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Here's what I'd do: |
EOO |
Sep-13-05 12:43 PM |
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Sep-13-05 12:48 PM |
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Priority #1: Find out who's stuck in my body |
0rganism |
Sep-13-05 12:49 PM |
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Come VERY VERY clean |
EstimatedProphet |
Sep-13-05 12:53 PM |
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I'd prep for the Thurs. speech. And here's what I'd say: |
info being |
Sep-13-05 12:54 PM |
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Wait 'till Thursday night's camera's roll. Then make out with Dick. |
BlueIris |
Sep-13-05 01:17 PM |
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Suicide. It's painless. |
MamaBear |
Sep-13-05 01:20 PM |
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hurry to Sweden for a sex change operation |
librechik |
Sep-13-05 05:05 PM |
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Oh this is TOO easy... |
mindfulNJ |
Sep-13-05 05:11 PM |
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Open up all the files on BCCI to public scrutiny. |
blm |
Sep-13-05 05:17 PM |
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tell the truth |
newspeak |
Sep-13-05 05:39 PM |
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kill myself. n/t |
Blue State Native |
Sep-13-05 05:40 PM |
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Page "666" - (Brendan FRASIER, in "Bedazzled") n/t |
UTUSN |
Sep-13-05 05:41 PM |
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Dive into the nearest tree shredder. n/t |
Snotcicles |
Sep-13-05 05:42 PM |
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Get that young boy out of the bed. |
ThomWV |
Sep-13-05 06:06 PM |
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resign, after going for a bike ride of course |
smurfygirl |
Sep-13-05 06:09 PM |
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Someone said it earlier - hit the Jack Daniels. |
donco6 |
Sep-13-05 06:14 PM |
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Kill myself but not before praying to God that..... |
KerryOn |
Sep-13-05 06:17 PM |
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Fire everyone, then resign. nt |
smartvoter |
Sep-13-05 06:44 PM |
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Kick Condi out of bed, and the little boy that she brought with her |
Lastlaughin08 |
Sep-13-05 06:44 PM |
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Find out where he hid the cash and head for South America n/t |
Jose Diablo |
Sep-13-05 07:23 PM |
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Curse an unloving God for doing this to me, then commit seppuku. |
Arkana |
Sep-13-05 07:27 PM |
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Shoot myself |
SharonRB |
Sep-13-05 07:30 PM |
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