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Fri Aug-12-05 11:03 AM
Response to Reply #58 |
| 63. I know of at least one argument you can make in that case |
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You can argue that such a "test" is act of deception, and deception is evil. Therefore, either God is (at least partially) evil, or the "test" is not the correct interpretation of the data.
Not that logic will get you anywhere with these zealots.
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| -ABC News last night: dinosaurs on Noah's ark |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 09:52 AM |
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The Noah's ark story has so many holes in it that I can't see it as |
GreenPartyVoter |
Aug-12-05 09:54 AM |
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So many holes... |
Flubadubya |
Aug-12-05 10:02 AM |
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Ayuh. *g* |
GreenPartyVoter |
Aug-12-05 10:04 AM |
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It's an old story. |
mwb970 |
Aug-12-05 10:57 AM |
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They ate the Unicorns, Dragons, Nymphs, and Centaurs! |
YOY |
Aug-12-05 09:54 AM |
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WOW |
pointblank |
Aug-12-05 09:55 AM |
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LOL |
lonestarnot |
Aug-12-05 09:57 AM |
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remember that old Irish song--green alligators, long necked geese.. ,,,, |
rodeodance |
Aug-12-05 01:47 PM |
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Was it Irish? |
YOY |
Aug-12-05 02:02 PM |
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The Unicorn, by the Irish Rovers |
Pastiche423 |
Aug-12-05 02:11 PM |
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Hmmm - |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:23 PM |
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... humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees n/t |
etherealtruth |
Aug-12-05 03:04 PM |
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I ate a Nymph once n/t |
NNN0LHI |
Aug-12-05 02:38 PM |
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The ABChristian network? |
BlueEyedSon |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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They had a cloning laboratory onboard like in Jurassic Park. |
tabasco |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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did they ask Tom Cruise about this story? |
LSK |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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Once you introduce 'divine intervention', there no sense using logic |
htuttle |
Aug-12-05 09:58 AM |
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Congratulations- |
Goldom |
Aug-12-05 10:00 AM |
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Miracles! |
hobbit709 |
Aug-12-05 09:58 AM |
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god kept it afloat, but my question. then the picture i have seen |
seabeyond |
Aug-12-05 10:00 AM |
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Ditto |
malaise |
Aug-12-05 10:06 AM |
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The answers are simple, really |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:02 AM |
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Yeah, who was the poor sucker who had to shovel all the shit? |
kliljedahl |
Aug-12-05 10:08 AM |
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That would be the American worker |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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Probably the same in both cases |
kliljedahl |
Aug-12-05 10:23 AM |
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If Noah was a Rethug |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:28 PM |
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No-bid contract to KBR |
Southpaw Bookworm |
Aug-12-05 02:50 PM |
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The Theory of Topological Relativity |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:03 AM |
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God did all this to save the dinosaurs from the flood, then killed them |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:11 AM |
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Carbon Dating |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:26 AM |
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Yeah, but can't you just see the Fundies using carbon dating to |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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It''s a moot point anyway |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:37 AM |
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Hmmm... isn't there a Commandment against that? |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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And I believe the people are called Puritans |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:44 PM |
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You actually can't carbon-date dinosaurs |
Zynx |
Aug-12-05 11:11 AM |
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Actually, I was referring to the "Ark" |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 01:38 PM |
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That Had To Be One BIG Boat |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:03 AM |
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How long did it take Noah to gather all the animals two by two? |
Toots |
Aug-12-05 10:05 AM |
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And following the 2 x 2 logic, that means all the animals, including us |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:14 AM |
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Silly disbeliever.... |
Atlas Mugged |
Aug-12-05 12:03 PM |
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so, uh, did they come 2 by 2 or 7 by 7? |
Solly Mack |
Aug-12-05 10:07 AM |
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2x2 or 14x14, IIRC. |
igil |
Aug-12-05 11:33 AM |
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2x2 for unclean, 7x7 for clean....Genesis 7:9 |
Solly Mack |
Aug-12-05 11:40 AM |
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Tx. |
igil |
Aug-12-05 02:58 PM |
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The Bible is a story, nothing else |
tocqueville |
Aug-12-05 10:07 AM |
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I think that's why some of us don't like Europeans |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 03:16 PM |
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And the trail of Kangaroo skeletons between Turkey and Australia? |
IanDB1 |
Aug-12-05 10:08 AM |
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And Noah's crew were named Fred, Barney, Wilma and Betty. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Aug-12-05 10:09 AM |
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What about the kangaroos? |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 10:10 AM |
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The kangaroos jumped, obviously |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:17 AM |
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How About The Penguins? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:30 AM |
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Duh--penguins can swim. |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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If They Could Swim That Long, Why Did They Need To On The Ark? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:33 AM |
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You clearly didn't read my post |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Why Didn't The Monkeys Wait Tables? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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You're not thinking logically |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:44 AM |
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You're Absolutely Right! |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:53 AM |
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Pandas eat bamboo, Koalas eat eucalyptus |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:55 AM |
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My bad! A zoologist I'm not! |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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Yeah, but we don't want too much of that science stuff in here anyway |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 11:06 AM |
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(pandas are in China) |
kestrel91316 |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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I did actually think Koala but wrote Panda! |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 11:05 AM |
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LOL |
kestrel91316 |
Aug-12-05 09:19 PM |
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If that weren't enough, the fickle pandas decided along the way |
Art_from_Ark |
Aug-12-05 02:55 PM |
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"There were giants in those days ..." |
Mizmoon |
Aug-12-05 10:11 AM |
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The 'sons' of God???? Really? Doesn't that , um , contradict the |
BlueStateGirl |
Aug-12-05 11:23 AM |
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How could they? |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:35 PM |
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the mind boggles |
ochazuke |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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Most are the product of American education. |
IMModerate |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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Mr. Fundy's Neighborhood |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 03:06 PM |
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Noah brought a pair of primordial oozes on the Ark ... |
gauguin57 |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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abc has one or two stupid religious stories every night now... |
Nigel_Tufnel |
Aug-12-05 10:20 AM |
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i always bring up insect life |
Blue_Tires |
Aug-12-05 10:26 AM |
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And whatabout the ones that have been newely discovered? Or all the |
BlueStateGirl |
Aug-12-05 11:25 AM |
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Don't they have real news that they could be reporting on? Fairy tales. |
lectrobyte |
Aug-12-05 10:30 AM |
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Dinosaurs were fucking HUGH people!!!!! |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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Poor Hugh! nt |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Was a play on freeper-ease |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 10:37 AM |
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Oops--I made a hugh mistake |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:40 AM |
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I had one Fundie tell me the fossils were fakes planted by scientists |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:58 AM |
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I heard one similar, only the allmighty put them there to "test our faith" |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:01 AM |
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I know of at least one argument you can make in that case |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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They wouldnt' really care. |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:08 AM |
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Or the catch-all: His Ways Are Mysterious (nt) |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 11:15 AM |
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Arguing with them is impossible. |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:18 AM |
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Then they have failed the test. The Almighty put the fossils there |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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For sure. If you really want to piss them off, start talking Carbon Dating |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:10 AM |
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So.... |
sakabatou |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Everyone knows the pair of T Rex's would have eaten all the others |
ourbluenation |
Aug-12-05 10:36 AM |
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I'd be more worried about the raptors, actually |
Zynx |
Aug-12-05 11:12 AM |
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what did the T Rex do for snacks? |
xxqqqzme |
Aug-12-05 10:43 AM |
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Next on ABC.News...New Study says plane crashes are caused by Gremlins |
DemGirl7 |
Aug-12-05 10:45 AM |
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... with interview with guy who saw |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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... with interview with guy who saw |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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William Shatner starred in the original Twilight Zone episode |
Art_from_Ark |
Aug-13-05 05:43 AM |
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The answer to all your questions is : God did it. |
DS1 |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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The keywords are |
Norquist Nemesis |
Aug-12-05 11:04 AM |
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Wow. That must have been a huge ark. And a time traveling one to boot.nt |
smartvoter |
Aug-12-05 11:19 AM |
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Dinosaurs aside (most creationists, I think, would find that funny ... |
igil |
Aug-12-05 11:42 AM |
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I believe the AIG (Answers in Genesis) people say the dinos were young |
yellowcanine |
Aug-12-05 11:42 AM |
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Where did Noah put the whales and sharks and dolphins? |
mondo joe |
Aug-12-05 01:48 PM |
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must not have been any meat-eating dino's on board. |
rodeodance |
Aug-12-05 01:49 PM |
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He kept the dinosaurs right next to Santa Claus's reindeer. |
Beelzebud |
Aug-12-05 02:12 PM |
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The Flood Story |
CityZen-X |
Aug-12-05 02:21 PM |
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It's amazing to me how abysmally ignorant some can be about reality. |
Zhade |
Aug-12-05 02:24 PM |
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Welcome to the New Amerika |
jokerman93 |
Aug-12-05 02:27 PM |
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Welcome to the New Amerika; just the same as the Old Amerika. |
Beelzebud |
Aug-12-05 02:31 PM |
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could ABC News 'sink' any lower....(sorry) |
Supersedeas |
Aug-12-05 02:37 PM |
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You should have seen the size of this ark. It was fucking HUGE man! |
NNN0LHI |
Aug-12-05 02:44 PM |
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Even without dinosaurs the story is imposible |
ComerPerro |
Aug-12-05 02:46 PM |
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Must have been this amusement park...er..."museum" |
Roland99 |
Aug-12-05 02:50 PM |
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LMAO... that "museum" is hilarious |
walldude |
Aug-12-05 09:26 PM |
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Wonder what Noah used to tie the T. Rex up. Some rope? |
Roland99 |
Aug-12-05 09:30 PM |
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flood legends abound, the hebrew itself co-opted elsewhere... |
bridgit |
Aug-12-05 02:55 PM |
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I thought they were "late." |
Dr Fate |
Aug-12-05 02:56 PM |
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because God wanted it that way |
northzax |
Aug-12-05 02:59 PM |
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Lookout, Noah! |
impeachdubya |
Aug-12-05 03:04 PM |
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I saw a show on the Discovery Channel about the biblical great flood |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Aug-12-05 03:15 PM |
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There's a book out on that theory |
libhill |
Aug-13-05 03:52 PM |
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Bunch of silly little children. |
leesa |
Aug-12-05 09:20 PM |
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Get with the program :) |
LibertyorDeath |
Aug-12-05 09:55 PM |
#118 |
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