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Fri Aug-12-05 09:54 AM
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| 1. The Noah's ark story has so many holes in it that I can't see it as |
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anything but a parable. Like the Fall of Man.
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| -ABC News last night: dinosaurs on Noah's ark |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 09:52 AM |
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The Noah's ark story has so many holes in it that I can't see it as |
GreenPartyVoter |
Aug-12-05 09:54 AM |
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So many holes... |
Flubadubya |
Aug-12-05 10:02 AM |
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Ayuh. *g* |
GreenPartyVoter |
Aug-12-05 10:04 AM |
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It's an old story. |
mwb970 |
Aug-12-05 10:57 AM |
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They ate the Unicorns, Dragons, Nymphs, and Centaurs! |
YOY |
Aug-12-05 09:54 AM |
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WOW |
pointblank |
Aug-12-05 09:55 AM |
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LOL |
lonestarnot |
Aug-12-05 09:57 AM |
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remember that old Irish song--green alligators, long necked geese.. ,,,, |
rodeodance |
Aug-12-05 01:47 PM |
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Was it Irish? |
YOY |
Aug-12-05 02:02 PM |
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The Unicorn, by the Irish Rovers |
Pastiche423 |
Aug-12-05 02:11 PM |
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Hmmm - |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:23 PM |
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... humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees n/t |
etherealtruth |
Aug-12-05 03:04 PM |
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I ate a Nymph once n/t |
NNN0LHI |
Aug-12-05 02:38 PM |
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The ABChristian network? |
BlueEyedSon |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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They had a cloning laboratory onboard like in Jurassic Park. |
tabasco |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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did they ask Tom Cruise about this story? |
LSK |
Aug-12-05 09:56 AM |
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Once you introduce 'divine intervention', there no sense using logic |
htuttle |
Aug-12-05 09:58 AM |
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Congratulations- |
Goldom |
Aug-12-05 10:00 AM |
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Miracles! |
hobbit709 |
Aug-12-05 09:58 AM |
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god kept it afloat, but my question. then the picture i have seen |
seabeyond |
Aug-12-05 10:00 AM |
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Ditto |
malaise |
Aug-12-05 10:06 AM |
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The answers are simple, really |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:02 AM |
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Yeah, who was the poor sucker who had to shovel all the shit? |
kliljedahl |
Aug-12-05 10:08 AM |
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That would be the American worker |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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Probably the same in both cases |
kliljedahl |
Aug-12-05 10:23 AM |
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If Noah was a Rethug |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:28 PM |
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No-bid contract to KBR |
Southpaw Bookworm |
Aug-12-05 02:50 PM |
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The Theory of Topological Relativity |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:03 AM |
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God did all this to save the dinosaurs from the flood, then killed them |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:11 AM |
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Carbon Dating |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:26 AM |
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Yeah, but can't you just see the Fundies using carbon dating to |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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It''s a moot point anyway |
Pigwidgeon |
Aug-12-05 10:37 AM |
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Hmmm... isn't there a Commandment against that? |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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And I believe the people are called Puritans |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:44 PM |
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You actually can't carbon-date dinosaurs |
Zynx |
Aug-12-05 11:11 AM |
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Actually, I was referring to the "Ark" |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 01:38 PM |
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That Had To Be One BIG Boat |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:03 AM |
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How long did it take Noah to gather all the animals two by two? |
Toots |
Aug-12-05 10:05 AM |
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And following the 2 x 2 logic, that means all the animals, including us |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:14 AM |
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Silly disbeliever.... |
Atlas Mugged |
Aug-12-05 12:03 PM |
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so, uh, did they come 2 by 2 or 7 by 7? |
Solly Mack |
Aug-12-05 10:07 AM |
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2x2 or 14x14, IIRC. |
igil |
Aug-12-05 11:33 AM |
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2x2 for unclean, 7x7 for clean....Genesis 7:9 |
Solly Mack |
Aug-12-05 11:40 AM |
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Tx. |
igil |
Aug-12-05 02:58 PM |
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The Bible is a story, nothing else |
tocqueville |
Aug-12-05 10:07 AM |
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I think that's why some of us don't like Europeans |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 03:16 PM |
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And the trail of Kangaroo skeletons between Turkey and Australia? |
IanDB1 |
Aug-12-05 10:08 AM |
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And Noah's crew were named Fred, Barney, Wilma and Betty. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Aug-12-05 10:09 AM |
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What about the kangaroos? |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 10:10 AM |
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The kangaroos jumped, obviously |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:17 AM |
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How About The Penguins? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:30 AM |
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Duh--penguins can swim. |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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If They Could Swim That Long, Why Did They Need To On The Ark? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:33 AM |
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You clearly didn't read my post |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Why Didn't The Monkeys Wait Tables? |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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You're not thinking logically |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:44 AM |
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You're Absolutely Right! |
ProfessorGAC |
Aug-12-05 10:53 AM |
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Pandas eat bamboo, Koalas eat eucalyptus |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:55 AM |
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My bad! A zoologist I'm not! |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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Yeah, but we don't want too much of that science stuff in here anyway |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 11:06 AM |
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(pandas are in China) |
kestrel91316 |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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I did actually think Koala but wrote Panda! |
harlinchi |
Aug-12-05 11:05 AM |
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LOL |
kestrel91316 |
Aug-12-05 09:19 PM |
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If that weren't enough, the fickle pandas decided along the way |
Art_from_Ark |
Aug-12-05 02:55 PM |
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"There were giants in those days ..." |
Mizmoon |
Aug-12-05 10:11 AM |
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The 'sons' of God???? Really? Doesn't that , um , contradict the |
BlueStateGirl |
Aug-12-05 11:23 AM |
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How could they? |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 02:35 PM |
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the mind boggles |
ochazuke |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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Most are the product of American education. |
IMModerate |
Aug-12-05 10:41 AM |
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Mr. Fundy's Neighborhood |
libhill |
Aug-12-05 03:06 PM |
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Noah brought a pair of primordial oozes on the Ark ... |
gauguin57 |
Aug-12-05 10:15 AM |
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abc has one or two stupid religious stories every night now... |
Nigel_Tufnel |
Aug-12-05 10:20 AM |
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i always bring up insect life |
Blue_Tires |
Aug-12-05 10:26 AM |
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And whatabout the ones that have been newely discovered? Or all the |
BlueStateGirl |
Aug-12-05 11:25 AM |
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Don't they have real news that they could be reporting on? Fairy tales. |
lectrobyte |
Aug-12-05 10:30 AM |
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Dinosaurs were fucking HUGH people!!!!! |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 10:32 AM |
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Poor Hugh! nt |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Was a play on freeper-ease |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 10:37 AM |
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Oops--I made a hugh mistake |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 10:40 AM |
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I had one Fundie tell me the fossils were fakes planted by scientists |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 10:58 AM |
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I heard one similar, only the allmighty put them there to "test our faith" |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:01 AM |
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I know of at least one argument you can make in that case |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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They wouldnt' really care. |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:08 AM |
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Or the catch-all: His Ways Are Mysterious (nt) |
Orrex |
Aug-12-05 11:15 AM |
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Arguing with them is impossible. |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:18 AM |
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Then they have failed the test. The Almighty put the fossils there |
AllyCat |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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For sure. If you really want to piss them off, start talking Carbon Dating |
WeRQ4U |
Aug-12-05 11:10 AM |
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So.... |
sakabatou |
Aug-12-05 10:35 AM |
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Everyone knows the pair of T Rex's would have eaten all the others |
ourbluenation |
Aug-12-05 10:36 AM |
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I'd be more worried about the raptors, actually |
Zynx |
Aug-12-05 11:12 AM |
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what did the T Rex do for snacks? |
xxqqqzme |
Aug-12-05 10:43 AM |
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Next on ABC.News...New Study says plane crashes are caused by Gremlins |
DemGirl7 |
Aug-12-05 10:45 AM |
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... with interview with guy who saw |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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... with interview with guy who saw |
NYCparalegal |
Aug-12-05 11:02 AM |
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William Shatner starred in the original Twilight Zone episode |
Art_from_Ark |
Aug-13-05 05:43 AM |
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The answer to all your questions is : God did it. |
DS1 |
Aug-12-05 11:03 AM |
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The keywords are |
Norquist Nemesis |
Aug-12-05 11:04 AM |
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Wow. That must have been a huge ark. And a time traveling one to boot.nt |
smartvoter |
Aug-12-05 11:19 AM |
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Dinosaurs aside (most creationists, I think, would find that funny ... |
igil |
Aug-12-05 11:42 AM |
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I believe the AIG (Answers in Genesis) people say the dinos were young |
yellowcanine |
Aug-12-05 11:42 AM |
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Where did Noah put the whales and sharks and dolphins? |
mondo joe |
Aug-12-05 01:48 PM |
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must not have been any meat-eating dino's on board. |
rodeodance |
Aug-12-05 01:49 PM |
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He kept the dinosaurs right next to Santa Claus's reindeer. |
Beelzebud |
Aug-12-05 02:12 PM |
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The Flood Story |
CityZen-X |
Aug-12-05 02:21 PM |
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It's amazing to me how abysmally ignorant some can be about reality. |
Zhade |
Aug-12-05 02:24 PM |
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Welcome to the New Amerika |
jokerman93 |
Aug-12-05 02:27 PM |
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Welcome to the New Amerika; just the same as the Old Amerika. |
Beelzebud |
Aug-12-05 02:31 PM |
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could ABC News 'sink' any lower....(sorry) |
Supersedeas |
Aug-12-05 02:37 PM |
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You should have seen the size of this ark. It was fucking HUGE man! |
NNN0LHI |
Aug-12-05 02:44 PM |
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Even without dinosaurs the story is imposible |
ComerPerro |
Aug-12-05 02:46 PM |
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Must have been this amusement park...er..."museum" |
Roland99 |
Aug-12-05 02:50 PM |
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LMAO... that "museum" is hilarious |
walldude |
Aug-12-05 09:26 PM |
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Wonder what Noah used to tie the T. Rex up. Some rope? |
Roland99 |
Aug-12-05 09:30 PM |
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flood legends abound, the hebrew itself co-opted elsewhere... |
bridgit |
Aug-12-05 02:55 PM |
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I thought they were "late." |
Dr Fate |
Aug-12-05 02:56 PM |
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because God wanted it that way |
northzax |
Aug-12-05 02:59 PM |
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Lookout, Noah! |
impeachdubya |
Aug-12-05 03:04 PM |
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I saw a show on the Discovery Channel about the biblical great flood |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Aug-12-05 03:15 PM |
#112 |
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There's a book out on that theory |
libhill |
Aug-13-05 03:52 PM |
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Bunch of silly little children. |
leesa |
Aug-12-05 09:20 PM |
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Get with the program :) |
LibertyorDeath |
Aug-12-05 09:55 PM |
#118 |
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