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Jacobin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-14-03 09:51 AM
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An early release of Smirks 7/14 "Press Conference"
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*: Hello mah feller Murkins and Gawd Bless Murka.

MediaWhore: Mr. President, do you believe, as most good Americans do that the Democrats who are criticizing you for removing Saddam from power should be sent to Gitmo?

*: Well, PuppyDog, thash a good queshion, but I, and mean, well John Ashcrof wul hafta ansher that one. heh heh heh.

MediaWhore: Mr. President, do you stand by your SOTU speech that the Democratic Traitor are trying to change?

*: Thank you. I'm tired of all this partishanshipedness and hysterically revishionmentist ...I mean, they keep changin everything and it's JUST NOT TRUE. I mean, c'mon, do you think I would make up a story just to start a war?

MediaWhore: Mr. President, no one is suggesting that you made a mistake. If a mistake was made, who did it?

*: Course I didn't make no mistake, but if you wanna blame someone, Daddy said you could blame Tenet...Okay?

*: Ish time to move on....this great country has liberated EyeRack from a evil dictator and now let's just forget about all these negative revisionishtic historicals and

Gawd Blsh Murca!!

APPLAUSE.
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