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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 03:31 PM
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61. president fish to address nation tues. regarding war on sharks
he'll announce a limited trout withdrawal and ask for national resolve to get this fishing expedition fin-ished.
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  -Can't we fight the Sharks over There so we don't have to over here? mopaul  Jun-27-05 01:56 PM   #0 
  - They're in their last throes.  BurtWorm   Jun-27-05 01:57 PM   #1 
  - Hilarious, funny, funny stuff man. I love DU. ;D  freedomburn   Jun-27-05 01:57 PM   #2 
  - A constitutional amendment  Dyedinthewoolliberal   Jun-27-05 01:57 PM   #3 
  - Now wait a minute..  hootinholler   Jun-27-05 01:58 PM   #4 
  - wahabi walruses! In-Seal-gents! Saddam HuSea Lion!  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:01 PM   #7 
     - I knew disney was up to something  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:13 PM   #22 
     - omg!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!  AmBlue   Jun-27-05 05:34 PM   #73 
  - And so, y'see, we've got to invade Australia.  SteppingRazor   Jun-27-05 01:59 PM   #5 
  - I hear Iran is harbouring and supporting Sharks  justinsb   Jun-27-05 01:59 PM   #6 
  - shiite and shia sharks are gathering on the shores  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:02 PM   #10 
  - The real problem is all these foreign sharks  Canuckistanian   Jun-27-05 02:02 PM   #8 
  - and the suicide bomber sharks, and the hummer head sharks  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:04 PM   #13 
  - In-SURGE-ent Sharks???!!!! Gasp. <<biting nails>>  linazelle   Jun-28-05 12:18 AM   #77 
  - mopaul strikes again!!!  Nostradammit   Jun-27-05 02:02 PM   #9 
  - They hate us for our freedom.  mondo joe   Jun-27-05 02:04 PM   #11 
  - they're fairly close to gitmo, throw out some chum  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:05 PM   #15 
  - Florida is the central front in the war on sharks! n/t  BrainRants   Jun-27-05 02:04 PM   #12 
  - The fight won't be over until the sharks have  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:05 PM   #14 
  - the sharks are floundering in the middle east  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:06 PM   #16 
  - bu$h will ask congress for 20 million for the "War on Sharks" tomorrow.  maveric   Jun-27-05 02:07 PM   #17 
  - "Sharkawi barely evades capture"!  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:09 PM   #18 
     - Sharkawi! Ho boy, I even crack MYSELF up  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:11 PM   #20 
  - The Airports have NO shark detectors!  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:10 PM   #19 
  - They've struck again already!  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:12 PM   #21 
  - this is all clinton's fault for not keeping our borders secure  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:13 PM   #23 
     - we need MORE water pollution dammit  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:16 PM   #27 
  - But, but, but, the sharks are TERRIFYING the people of Kansas,  Pithy Cherub   Jun-27-05 02:13 PM   #24 
  - what's stopping the sharks from coming right up the mississippi?  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:16 PM   #28 
  - LOL! Our inherently perfect minute men sea/river/lake patrol.  Pithy Cherub   Jun-27-05 02:21 PM   #34 
     - Frankenfish got through the vigilantes on the mississip  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:22 PM   #36 
        - You are fixing the facts around the intelligence!  Pithy Cherub   Jun-27-05 02:56 PM   #52 
           - now listen here cherub chum,  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:04 PM   #55 
              - We need volunteer chum! LOL! You drafted me that won't count!  Pithy Cherub   Jun-27-05 03:16 PM   #60 
  - NH is not a "landlocked" state.  maveric   Jun-27-05 02:25 PM   #40 
     - New Hampshire is the secret port that's been letting in  Pithy Cherub   Jun-27-05 02:32 PM   #46 
  - BUSH: "Bring em on"  Imagevision   Jun-27-05 02:15 PM   #25 
  - now, don't BAIT them  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:17 PM   #31 
  - these sharks were trained by the c.i.a. in the early 80's  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:15 PM   #26 
  - What about Sea World?  PermanentRevolution   Jun-27-05 02:17 PM   #29 
  - they have killer whales there too, who also hate us for our freedoms  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:18 PM   #33 
  - where do I sign up?  quisp   Jun-27-05 02:17 PM   #30 
  - We need a fish watch list  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:18 PM   #32 
  - great white Profiling, any swarthy looking foreign sharks go to gitmo  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:21 PM   #35 
     - Well the White sharks will likely get  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:24 PM   #37 
  - these radical sharks worship a false Cod  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:24 PM   #38 
  - Nominating -- for something.  Cats Against Frist   Jun-27-05 02:35 PM   #48 
  - OK let's start operation Jabberjaw  haktar   Jun-27-05 02:24 PM   #39 
  - This is not a joke, sir!  EnfantTerrible   Jun-27-05 02:25 PM   #41 
  - al-qaeda AND al-tuna  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:28 PM   #43 
     - You go ahead and make mock, sir...  EnfantTerrible   Jun-27-05 02:31 PM   #45 
  - And to think the Libruls wanted to take our guns away  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:25 PM   #42 
  - shark tape all the windows  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:30 PM   #44 
  - I think I've I.D.'d the ring leader  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:35 PM   #47 
  - and his top general, al-jabber sharkawi  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:37 PM   #50 
     - And they've just released this recording  justinsb   Jun-27-05 02:54 PM   #51 
        - has that been authenticated by the Sea eye A?  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:00 PM   #53 
           - Yes, and apparently they've decided  justinsb   Jun-27-05 03:02 PM   #54 
  - Shark Faud Abdullah seen lurking offshore  mopaul   Jun-27-05 02:35 PM   #49 
  - Liberals just want to understand the sharks and get them counseling  mondo joe   Jun-27-05 03:04 PM   #56 
  - could we indict the sharks to appear before a tribunal of tuna?  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:07 PM   #58 
  - Which is why we NEED TO GO AFTER STING RAYS.  friesianrider   Jun-27-05 03:06 PM   #57 
  - I understand North Korea has Flukes  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:08 PM   #59 
  - president fish to address nation tues. regarding war on sharks  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:31 PM   #61 
  - Did you honestly have to post this?  demgurl   Jun-27-05 03:37 PM   #62 
  - it takes a man with real --lls to say it.  mopaul   Jun-27-05 03:43 PM   #63 
  - yeah, it would be a shame if he tried to lobotomize himself too  MisterP   Jun-27-05 05:41 PM   #74 
  - Be on the look out!  jhain   Jun-27-05 04:01 PM   #64 
  - Are you talking about Fat Tony, my neighborhood loan shark?  KlatooBNikto   Jun-27-05 04:15 PM   #65 
  - guess again n/t  jhain   Jun-27-05 04:15 PM   #66 
  - The Jets are in gear,  tridim   Jun-27-05 05:18 PM   #67 
  - iwanttobeinamerica everythingsfreeinamerica okbymeinamerica  mopaul   Jun-27-05 05:20 PM   #68 
     - lifeisalrightinamerica foragreatwhiteinamerica  Lilith Velkor   Jun-28-05 01:06 AM   #78 
  - Save my Baby! SAVE MY BABY!  ksilvas   Jun-27-05 05:23 PM   #69 
  - duh-DUH, duh-DUH, duh-DUH,  mopaul   Jun-27-05 05:28 PM   #71 
  - Y'all know me.  maddiejoan   Jun-27-05 05:25 PM   #70 
  - we won't pay it! get that filthy man out of here.  mopaul   Jun-27-05 05:29 PM   #72 
  - Yeah. but the shark insurgency could last 12 years.  kohodog   Jun-27-05 09:02 PM   #75 
  - How about missing blonde girls? Can we fight them too?  Jim Sagle   Jun-28-05 12:00 AM   #76 
     - No, not till you find 'em.  Lilith Velkor   Jun-28-05 01:13 AM   #79 
 

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