Reply #106: His urine did it, not him.

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Yup, his urine up and decided to leave his body, fly through the air, and splash on the detainee and his Quran.

Actually, it just so happened that the guard was taking a urine test, you know, for drugs, we wouldn't want any drugged up guards beating up detainees now, would we? Yes, he had just filled up the cup, and as he was walking past the detainee, who was reading his Quran, he accidently slipped on some spit that the detainee had surreptitiously put in the guard's path. When he slipped, the urine accidently splashed on the detainee and his Quran. So you see, it really was a devious trick by the detainee to make U.S. look bad, they hate America you know.

Yea, that's the ticket, that's our line and we're sticking to it.