55. I think you should peek outside your door and smile as you....
open it wide and invite them in. Close the door behind you and lock it. Tell them to have a seat while you lock the door. Stand straight in front of the door as if you are not going to let them out until they hear YOU out. Now stay right in front of the door the entire time you preach to them the virtues of DU and how you were saved when you found us. Stay firm in your stance of blocking the door and ask if they have a computer. Tell them you can get your husband to gather literature about The House Of Skinner and his followers. Explain you are one of the collections agents for the House of Skinner and ask for a donation that you will forward on.
They will leave and I bet they will not come back.
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