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demodonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-05 10:19 PM
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11. Um.... I think she meant MILKING...
as in squeezing the animal's mammary glands to make MILK come out... but the horse in question had some OTHER glands under there....... Ha ha ha very funny, Laura.

BTW, I have actually milked a horse (female, of course, for veterinary reason), and it ain't easy. I got a big, swift kick and a bruise shaped like a hoof for my efforts. I can picture Chicken Hawk George doing it......

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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  -Did laura say that Chimpie blew a horse? niceypoo  May-02-05 10:10 PM   #0 
  - "what's worse is he knew it was a male horse"  Bluebear   May-02-05 10:11 PM   #1 
  - Actually BB it did make the news  walldude   May-02-05 10:14 PM   #6 
  - I don't mean the "Boy she really brought down the house" news  Bluebear   May-02-05 10:18 PM   #10 
  - That one tickled the shit outta me....Mafia Don ...bet the old hag will  lonestarnot   May-02-05 10:31 PM   #19 
  - Wait - wasn't this a Jon Stewart gag?  erichzann   May-03-05 10:40 AM   #57 
  - i believe she did  knowbody0   May-02-05 10:12 PM   #2 
  - seeing  imax2268   May-02-05 10:12 PM   #3 
  - I think it was more like a hand job.  spanone   May-02-05 10:13 PM   #4 
  - you are correct...link to entire thing here  harpo   May-02-05 10:17 PM   #9 
     - Evidently, Smirky was nicer to the horse than  warrens   May-03-05 09:34 AM   #49 
  - Laura Bush read the cards handed to her  Az   May-02-05 10:13 PM   #5 
  - According to the New York Times, she had several days of rehearsal, with  NYCGirl   May-02-05 10:31 PM   #20 
  - Hillary Clinton develops a healthcare plan for the nation, and this twit  leesa   May-03-05 07:47 AM   #45 
     - I think all of us are making FAR too big a deal about a comedy routine.  NYCGirl   May-03-05 09:01 AM   #46 
        - Was this the same fellow who did the "where are the WMD?"  leftchick   May-03-05 10:37 AM   #54 
           - That was in questionable taste in wartime. Laura's wasn't. IMO  NYCGirl   May-03-05 10:38 AM   #55 
  - A normal guy from WHERE?  HEIL PRESIDENT GOD   May-03-05 07:16 AM   #44 
  - bushitler whacked a horse, trying to milk it... which was another lie  lonestarnot   May-02-05 10:14 PM   #7 
  - Further proof of the moral decay of bushco. Who would think of such a  Democrats_win   May-02-05 10:15 PM   #8 
  - Really crude and inappropriate.  tabasco   May-02-05 10:20 PM   #12 
  - Absolutely right!  mzmolly   May-02-05 11:02 PM   #28 
     - Perfect description of the bush** Administration  Blue State Native   May-03-05 09:17 AM   #47 
  - agree!  orleans   May-02-05 10:52 PM   #26 
  - Um.... I think she meant MILKING...  demodonkey   May-02-05 10:19 PM   #11 
  - George doesn't ride horses. Horses ride George, but only if...  Fridays Child   May-02-05 10:20 PM   #13 
  - I think she said Cheney was hung like a horse & George was milking him  mtnsnake   May-02-05 10:26 PM   #14 
  - ...while Lynne Cheney was doing something tasteless with a dollar bill.  Fridays Child   May-02-05 11:12 PM   #34 
  - besides that whank wouldn't know a horse from a chicken...wouldn't make  lonestarnot   May-02-05 10:29 PM   #15 
  - no-no-no!!! WHACKED off a horse, hello...  bpilgrim   May-02-05 10:29 PM   #16 
  - suddenly she becomes "depressed"....n.t  lies and propaganda   May-02-05 10:29 PM   #17 
  - no she said he jacked off a horse  burythehatchet   May-02-05 10:29 PM   #18 
  - she said that Lynn Cheney's middle name is "dollar bill" now  grasswire   May-02-05 10:33 PM   #21 
  - as soon as laura said she and Lynne watched the show together  burythehatchet   May-02-05 10:39 PM   #23 
  - What do you call Lynne Cheney with a dollar bill on her head?  BringEmOn   May-03-05 10:22 AM   #51 
  - You have a link to that second tape BTH? n/t  walldude   May-02-05 10:46 PM   #25 
     - sorry..it was on the Daily Show  burythehatchet   May-02-05 11:16 PM   #35 
  - Let's just say she  wherewingstakedream   May-02-05 10:35 PM   #22 
  - She meant to say "Bulldog"  Minstrel Boy   May-02-05 10:43 PM   #24 
  - Ahhhhhh, good one. I wonder if she told that doozy at the popes funeral?  mzmolly   May-02-05 11:04 PM   #29 
  - You can Catch it tomorrow night on Jon Stewarts Re-Run  AuntiBush   May-02-05 11:01 PM   #27 
  - Did she have a pic of Bu$h with a "milk mustache"?  peekaloo   May-02-05 11:04 PM   #30 
  - It was JimmyJeff, a few days late for his waxing  leftofthedial   May-02-05 11:08 PM   #31 
  - A horse is no small matter  George Oilwellian   May-02-05 11:11 PM   #32 
  - Why does this make me think of Catherine the Great?  Poiuyt   May-02-05 11:12 PM   #33 
  - Can you imagine Rosalyn Carter making that joke?  Lerkfish   May-02-05 11:33 PM   #36 
  - How about Jackie Kennedy?  bvar22   May-02-05 11:44 PM   #37 
  - imagine....  grasswire   May-02-05 11:44 PM   #38 
  - "nah . . . it's just ice cream" . . .  OneBlueSky   May-03-05 01:14 AM   #39 
  - IHas 'Man-on-Dog' Santorum & 'Turtle Sex' Cornyn commented on this yet?  Shallah   May-03-05 01:21 AM   #40 
  - jerking off a horse, I believe  tom_paine   May-03-05 01:40 AM   #41 
  - Where's the "horse masturbation smiley?"  Swamp Rat   May-03-05 02:00 AM   #42 
  - That goes without saying, if you ask me! n/t  dxstone   May-03-05 02:23 AM   #43 
  - No, no no...she left out the part about the blow-job (nt)  Minnesota_Lib   May-03-05 09:28 AM   #48 
  - When Larva...  mithnanthy   May-03-05 10:10 AM   #50 
  - Laura was mistaken....it was a bulldog.  BringEmOn   May-03-05 10:23 AM   #52 
  - Can you spell "Backfire" or "Blowback". Ouch, Laura, you did me wrong.  anarchy1999   May-03-05 10:34 AM   #53 
  - That was Jon Stewart  erichzann   May-03-05 10:39 AM   #56 
 

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