Reply #73: Yeppers. I love the detractors

[Heddi]

"Hi. I'm here to divert attention from the main issue. Because I don't agree with the main issue, and becaue I can't support my opinion with facts, I'm going to deride everyone who DOES agree with the main issue. I shall attack them on petty points, semantics, and hyperbole. Please, pardon me while I disrupt."

It's so predictable.

In the threads about Rape, you have the usual band of detractors...you know them...the "Well, I know a guy who was FALSELY ACCUSED OF RAPE and I don't see nobody on here defending HIM! Huh! Huh! See, women aren't immune to being sexist"

In the threads about race, you have the usual band of detractors...you know them as the "Well, How am *I* discriminating against ANYONE? Sho, I'm a white male, BUT I WAS BORN POOR AND THEREFORE, Affirmative Action is reverse Racisim because Michael Jordan is rich and his kids shouldn't rely on government programs to get into school so therefore, ergo, i.e. Affirmative Action is a racist tool and I don't wanna be the downtrodden white male anymore. Why don't nobody give ME a handup?"

In the threads about Abortion, you ALWAYS get (and I *so* love these) the "Well, My daddy was a botched abortion and therefore, if he had been aborted, I wouldn't be here to make insane and nonsensical posts, and that's why I'm opposed to abortion. Oh and if that doesn't cover it, I feel that since every Fetu..I mean "Precious little baybeeee" has it's own DNA< then it's a separate person and should be sacrosanct until its first breath (Unless it's black because it'll try some reverse racism shit on me and try to take away my white advantage through such racist programs as Affirmative Action and Free Lunch Programs). Did I mention that my mom almost aborted me? That's why I'm against abortion. (That and the fact all wimen are slutty slut-sluts)"

Ah. So predictable. It's what keeps me coming back to DU. It's like a surreal circus...instead of elephants dancing on balls, we have Right-Wingers that have nothing better to do with their time than make posts on a Left-LEaning board and think they got one over on us because they used the "Every Baby Has Its Own DNA. SO there." canard.

My husband keeps telling me I need to find more hobbies..."But dearest," I always say, "this one is SO entertaining."