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Mon Feb-28-05 01:42 PM
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| 27. In the closest fundy church looking at all |
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the shocked expressions on their piggy faces when they realize THEY got left behind.
I'm a heathen and don't expect unbelievers to be a part of it.
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| -If the rapture happened today where would you be? |
dhinojosa |
Feb-28-05 01:13 PM |
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And checkin' out all those empty cars and houses n/t |
evlbstrd |
Feb-28-05 01:14 PM |
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Damn skippy.... |
liberalitch |
Feb-28-05 01:20 PM |
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You mean in all those trailer parks? n/t |
mainer |
Feb-28-05 05:53 PM |
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Squaring Ashlars nt. |
Xipe Totec |
Feb-28-05 01:16 PM |
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Looting all the raptured folk n/t |
ginbarn |
Feb-28-05 01:17 PM |
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There is no such thing. |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 01:17 PM |
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Good news |
ewagner |
Feb-28-05 01:20 PM |
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Agreed. A Lutheran Theology teacher wrote this as well. Her name is |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 01:23 PM |
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Thanks for "The Rapture Exposed" book link! I'll buy a copy for a fundie!! |
TwentyFive |
Feb-28-05 01:28 PM |
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Great. See post #16 for the authors credentials. |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 01:49 PM |
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That is an excellent book that everyone here should read! |
xray s |
Feb-28-05 02:14 PM |
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Indeed, as Rossing states Armageddon is a distortion of the Faith |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 02:20 PM |
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If the rapture happened |
mim |
Feb-28-05 06:20 PM |
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Indeed. This version of Christianity should actually be called "Darbyism" |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 07:28 PM |
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The rapture is very real, my friend |
journalist3072 |
Feb-28-05 05:32 PM |
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Can I have your car? |
IMModerate |
Feb-28-05 05:42 PM |
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First of all, I do not own a car. Secondly... |
journalist3072 |
Feb-28-05 05:49 PM |
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Do you think that everything you believe is true? |
IMModerate |
Feb-28-05 05:52 PM |
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No, I know I am not right on everything... |
journalist3072 |
Feb-28-05 06:00 PM |
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Do you think God spoke through Balaam's ass? |
IMModerate |
Feb-28-05 06:04 PM |
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No disrespect, but what I think is that you should read the Bible! eom |
journalist3072 |
Feb-28-05 06:14 PM |
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Thanks for the tip! |
IMModerate |
Feb-28-05 06:18 PM |
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Well, I am of the belief that... |
journalist3072 |
Feb-28-05 06:41 PM |
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To each his own, of course. |
IMModerate |
Feb-28-05 06:56 PM |
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I actually have read the Bible, cover to cover. As has Barbara Rossing |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 07:23 PM |
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Glad to hear I don't have to read more of the bible just to disprove |
LdyGuique |
Feb-28-05 07:00 PM |
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ROTFLMAO! |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 07:19 PM |
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"real" according to the "people" who wrote the stories |
SoCalDem |
Feb-28-05 06:18 PM |
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Yes, the people who believe this and like to see people die are clearly |
Mr_Spock |
Feb-28-05 09:10 PM |
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Bottom Line: Bologna. The bible is full of metaphors. While I'm not a |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 07:18 PM |
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The bible is a book of fairy tales - how can you use THAT as a reference? |
Mr_Spock |
Feb-28-05 09:08 PM |
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In a fantasyland |
Walt Starr |
Feb-28-05 01:18 PM |
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Amazed at the lack of hate speech coming out of the media? |
dave123williams |
Feb-28-05 01:18 PM |
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Well I still have my john kerry sticker on my car so.... |
liberalitch |
Feb-28-05 01:19 PM |
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LOL! n/t |
KaliTracy |
Feb-28-05 09:17 PM |
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Looking forward to a Democratic sweep in the next election. nt |
onehandle |
Feb-28-05 01:19 PM |
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Do you mean because the Republicans would be raptured away? |
mim |
Feb-28-05 06:23 PM |
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No. Morons of all types. nt |
onehandle |
Feb-28-05 08:46 PM |
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oh, i'd be sittin in my house playin or listening to music and... |
wtbymark |
Feb-28-05 01:20 PM |
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I'll be |
blogslut |
Feb-28-05 01:21 PM |
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Sittin' right here at my desk. |
Withywindle |
Feb-28-05 01:22 PM |
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Id be laughing at all the born again fundies who are wondering |
ComerPerro |
Feb-28-05 01:23 PM |
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Pure BS, this ain't never going to happen so get a life. |
heidler1 |
Feb-28-05 01:23 PM |
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Sailing up to the sky |
HeeBGBz |
Feb-28-05 01:24 PM |
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checking out vacant beach |
xxqqqzme |
Feb-28-05 01:25 PM |
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Toledo! |
Sentath |
Feb-28-05 01:27 PM |
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I sure hope I'd be left behind. |
UdoKier |
Feb-28-05 01:27 PM |
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I'd be out in the parking lot looking for a new car!! |
bowens43 |
Feb-28-05 01:33 PM |
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It depends on |
Jamastiene |
Feb-28-05 01:33 PM |
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I don't know... |
jakefrep |
Feb-28-05 01:33 PM |
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Like most Christians, I don't believe in it |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Feb-28-05 01:34 PM |
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Fourth Option - I Don't Care! |
ProfessorGAC |
Feb-28-05 01:37 PM |
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In the closest fundy church looking at all |
Warpy |
Feb-28-05 01:42 PM |
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This is such a silly poll - Don't you know... |
silverlib |
Feb-28-05 01:48 PM |
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Other: Driving my fleet of new cars! |
Salviati |
Feb-28-05 01:52 PM |
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How do we know it hasn't happened yet? |
LostInAnomie |
Feb-28-05 01:52 PM |
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See, that's why this is so much bunk. |
tinfoilinfor2005 |
Feb-28-05 07:22 PM |
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The meek shall inherit the earth |
Norquist Nemesis |
Feb-28-05 01:54 PM |
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Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh, I like that train of thought. |
mzmolly |
Feb-28-05 02:30 PM |
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GTMA! |
Norquist Nemesis |
Mar-01-05 09:52 AM |
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That's ok; they're just a bunch of MEEKS! We take it right back from them |
dave123williams |
Feb-28-05 04:08 PM |
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Taking advantage of all the "Rature Day Sales..." |
KansDem |
Feb-28-05 02:02 PM |
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Having lots of fun |
knight_of_the_star |
Feb-28-05 02:18 PM |
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Donkeys talk, people fly and a man named Jesus in the sky. |
DemoTex |
Feb-28-05 02:34 PM |
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there are no fundies in heaven. |
xchrom |
Feb-28-05 05:43 PM |
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Why are the "Left Behind" books so popular? |
mwb970 |
Feb-28-05 05:45 PM |
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i don't know. |
MsTryska |
Feb-28-05 05:50 PM |
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Dunno. It depends on what the Almighty thinks of each of us. |
HypnoToad |
Feb-28-05 05:53 PM |
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I wish it would happen already. |
Swamp Rat |
Feb-28-05 05:55 PM |
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I'll be on the rich mans yacht and smiling... |
B Calm |
Feb-28-05 05:55 PM |
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I'm very, very nice. |
SmokingJacket |
Feb-28-05 05:57 PM |
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Stealing the car of some guy |
ZombieNixon |
Feb-28-05 06:06 PM |
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Moving into an empty McMansion & trying on jewelry "left behind" |
SoCalDem |
Feb-28-05 06:16 PM |
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Hiding in the closet |
Mz Pip |
Feb-28-05 06:20 PM |
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No Christian would presume to know the answer. |
Padraig18 |
Feb-28-05 06:43 PM |
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Be out salvaging all the SUVs sitting with keys in them :) |
DearAbby |
Feb-28-05 06:49 PM |
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Rapture Cancelled !!! |
starmaker |
Feb-28-05 07:00 PM |
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Dammit! I thought we were gonna get lucky and send all the |
LdyGuique |
Feb-28-05 07:03 PM |
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watching the astonished faces of the hard core fundies as all the |
annabanana |
Feb-28-05 07:09 PM |
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I've chewed on several gods... |
VermonterInExile |
Feb-28-05 07:12 PM |
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Washing clothes, getting ready for work tomorrow.. |
ChairOne |
Feb-28-05 07:39 PM |
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Left Behind... And GLAD About It... |
arwalden |
Feb-28-05 09:06 PM |
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I would act... |
Chomp |
Feb-28-05 09:12 PM |
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Picking up all the Rolex watches, etc.. |
VancSouthpaw |
Feb-28-05 09:13 PM |
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints... |
IrateCitizen |
Mar-01-05 10:05 AM |
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