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Tue Feb-22-05 04:30 PM
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| 14. So a christian was walking through a forest... |
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"What majestic trees, Lord"
"What powerful rivers, Lord."
"What beautiful animals, Lord," he said to nobody in particular.
Than a bear jumped out from the pushes, and he said:
"Oh my God!"
Then the bear ate him. In particular his fatty brain, which bears prefer over other organs. And since the brain is the source of all consciousness, not some immaterial soul, the Christian ceased entirely to be. Unless you count bear shit.
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| -Check out this forward I got about atheists... whoa what zinger, God! |
kittenpants |
Feb-22-05 04:08 PM |
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Oh, that's right! |
Canuckistanian |
Feb-22-05 04:12 PM |
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As an atheist I'm not sure if I should be |
soulcore |
Feb-22-05 04:13 PM |
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Perhaps both? Nothing worse than bad humor pushing an agenda. |
blondeatlast |
Feb-22-05 07:00 PM |
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I'd laugh |
fishwax |
Feb-22-05 07:27 PM |
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The lord is veangeful |
TyeDye75 |
Feb-22-05 04:13 PM |
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hehehehe, the atheist can always pull the bear's penis which.... |
whistle |
Feb-22-05 04:14 PM |
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Good one |
ToTheStreets |
Feb-22-05 04:16 PM |
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Welcome to DU! |
idiosyncratic |
Feb-22-05 05:34 PM |
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Inscribed on the tombstone of an atheist: |
GarySeven |
Feb-22-05 04:17 PM |
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Sure, he has a date |
ToTheStreets |
Feb-22-05 04:18 PM |
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Where do you think he got his style? |
NCevilDUer |
Feb-22-05 05:19 PM |
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ooh, ouchums. |
jdj |
Feb-22-05 11:08 PM |
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I Don't Respond To Hypothetical Questions |
mhr |
Feb-22-05 04:18 PM |
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Talking bears, bright lights, time suspended.. What is this, the |
retread |
Feb-22-05 04:20 PM |
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Whoa, hang on a minute... |
dolo amber |
Feb-22-05 04:21 PM |
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"You teach others I don't exist" |
Bluebear |
Feb-22-05 04:22 PM |
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maybe that was directed at science teachers... with all their book-larnin |
kittenpants |
Feb-22-05 04:25 PM |
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Dammit! |
Dave Reynolds |
Feb-22-05 06:37 PM |
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Well gee, if god were to manifest itself I would actually believe |
Caution |
Feb-22-05 04:28 PM |
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Whether or not there is a God... |
Bellamia |
Feb-22-05 04:36 PM |
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Welcome to DU! |
idiosyncratic |
Feb-22-05 05:30 PM |
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I guess humor's all relative. I'm a Christian, and I thought it reeked, |
blondeatlast |
Feb-22-05 07:03 PM |
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I just sent it two 3 friends and I'm sure they will send it to others. |
Auntie Bush |
Feb-22-05 07:39 PM |
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So a christian was walking through a forest... |
DrWeird |
Feb-22-05 04:30 PM |
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hehe |
SheepyMcSheepster |
Feb-22-05 05:32 PM |
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Now THAT is funny! |
BurtWorm |
Feb-22-05 06:39 PM |
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Now THAT was funny.........ROTF |
temperancedissent |
Feb-22-05 11:41 PM |
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I thought it was pretty funny. |
slutticus |
Feb-22-05 04:34 PM |
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Sure, and all the people in the world - over all time, |
EC |
Feb-22-05 04:52 PM |
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I'm an atheist with a sense of humor and |
Vinca |
Feb-22-05 05:01 PM |
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I think that's an upcoming JimmyJeff joke. /nt |
Dave Reynolds |
Feb-22-05 06:39 PM |
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The joke is quite funny. |
Taxloss |
Feb-22-05 08:15 PM |
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Old joke. I have seen it maybe 100 times. |
RebelOne |
Feb-22-05 05:03 PM |
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A good reply a Mark Twain quote |
Snotcicles |
Feb-22-05 05:23 PM |
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Yes, Twain had 'issues" with god |
buddyhollysghost |
Feb-22-05 05:34 PM |
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He didn't much care for politicians either n/t |
Snotcicles |
Feb-22-05 05:38 PM |
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He was a rare bird |
buddyhollysghost |
Feb-22-05 05:58 PM |
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The joke makes more sense if the "atheist" is a Christian. |
BurtWorm |
Feb-22-05 06:27 PM |
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The atheist would've had a rifle. |
Stirk |
Feb-22-05 06:51 PM |
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More of that 'interventionist' divinity .... |
Trajan |
Feb-22-05 06:56 PM |
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There is another joke in the bible about a bear and some kids |
Az |
Feb-22-05 06:56 PM |
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When I first heard this joke, it was a baptist preacher in the woods. |
antigone382 |
Feb-22-05 07:05 PM |
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So a Christian is walking in the woods |
ComerPerro |
Feb-22-05 07:28 PM |
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Analysis of the Words of God |
gtar100 |
Feb-22-05 07:37 PM |
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"Am I to count you as a believer?" |
jmowreader |
Feb-22-05 10:24 PM |
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or he maybe said "shhhh, I'm hiding from those fucking christians." |
jdj |
Feb-22-05 11:10 PM |
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That's it! I'm converting now! n/t |
Rapcw |
Feb-22-05 10:28 PM |
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Here's a reply joke..not that great, but..well..read on. |
Behind the Aegis |
Feb-22-05 11:06 PM |
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So, God is only for Christians? |
smurfygirl |
Feb-22-05 11:29 PM |
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Oh, I heard another version of that about thirty years ago. |
Cleita |
Feb-22-05 11:38 PM |
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