104. No, I'm a god-damn figment of your TV-infested imagination.
"Are you for REAL?" That's twice you've said that. Get a new song.
Yeah, she blew every fucking dime out shopping. Made me sign my paycheck over to her. Rationed my cigarette and gasoline money to the point that I had to smoke OP's and "Po-Boys" (butts culled from her ashtray) and run out of gas trying to get to work.
Yeah, it was "real". A "Real" Fucking nightmare. Then she threw my ass out and took up with some chick half her age. Yeah, it was real. You can't make up shit like that.
Are YOU for real? Or are you a 'Bot that types "Are you for real?"
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