Reply #4: Not difficult at all!

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Iraq is not going down like the "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" the dittoheads used to love to ridicule -- turns out Iraqis are hellava fighters, like we educated elite tried to warn them. Funny how they hate people who are "easily" defeated, as well as people who fight like hell? Another day in the Age of Irony....

Best case scenario: as Iraq continues to explode into greater violence, even after being liberated, and the deaths of Uday and Qusay (remember them?) and the humiliation and capture of Saddam Hussein and the destruction of the Baathist Party, the capture of the Deck of Cards -- all of which we were assured by the Grown Ups would bring an end to violence there -- a "cause" will have to be found. How convenient! We are already being told that it is foreign resistance, and not Iraqis -- look for His Chimperial Highness to have "darned good intelligence" that *all* this trouble is coming over the borders from Iran and Syria! The plot to destroy America and its ally, I mean, allies, thickens....

Worser case scenario: Osama succeeds in striking the US again, as he has promised, with a primitive nuclear device. Prediction: the "nuclear materials" will be said to have been purchased from Iran, or North Korea, necessitating an emergency "affirmative access to military service. There will be no one left in the CIA to show that the nuclear materials ACTUALLY were purchased a long time ago from Russia, during George the First's reign, when he failed to secure them, in the biggest strategist fuckup in the latter 20th century (mind you, against some very tough competition!!!).

As an experienced Chimpinologist ( we used to be called Kreminologists) I have tried to bring to public attention the fact that His Chimperial Highness has ALWAYS said "Present troop strength, in my opinion, are adequate. However, if I am asked by the military leaders to provide more, I will." Need a translation, Mr Ambassador?