Some no brainers: Iraq will be a mess and lead to a tidal wave of democrat won elections in 06, on both the state and national level. Democrats take over the House, and Senate... as well as Governorships. Jeb is not re-elected in Florida, as a scandal breaks out concerning an extramarital affair he had with Katherine Harris. This affair, initially denied in '01, is confirmed by a leaked set of medical records showing that she gave Jeb herpies. Jenna Bush ends speculation in early 07 that the father of her unborn child is indeed, Mike Tyson. Barbara, Jenna's twin is caught in an affair with George Prescott Bush, Jeb's son, and her first cousin. Laura Bush OD's on xanax, brain damage is done, permanently leaving that witless grin on her face. Dick Cheney has emergency heart transplant surgery, where, upon opening his chest doctors learn he has NO heart. Lynne Cheney starts directing a line of straight to video lesbian porn. John Ashcroft feels "the rapture" as he falls off his horse during a Klan rally and breaks his neck. The FBI and CIA, pissed as hell over the blame that was passed onto them over 9/11 join forces, investigate the Bush family and charge GW, Jeb, and GH with treason.
They are pardoned in 09 in exchange for exile as common laborers in Haiti by then president Howard Dean.
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