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FM Arouet666
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Sat Nov-06-04 09:45 PM Response to Reply #69 |
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I defy you to quote Jesus. Now, to do so you must not pull out your dusty old Bible and read from the Holy scriptures. You must prove to me in any other historical text that Jesus even existed. Your choice, pick an ancient historian, Tacitus, Thucydides, Herodotus, Plutarch, Livy, and Julius and Augustus Caesar. Some genuine relic, perhaps. Anything. No, sorry, old man, scientifically speaking, you cannot even prove he was ever alive.
But that is not the point. Ya, see, it is not about what the Bible says Jesus may or may not have said. Sure the words are full of hope, kindness, and tolerance. However, in practice those devout to Jesus have bloodied his name a million times over in the name righteousness. The last two thousand years are replete with religious intolerance, oppression, and death. Now, if you say please, I will let you kiss my ass.  |
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| -All Hail the NEW and improved EXTREME JESUS! | mopaul | Nov-06-04 04:13 AM | #0 |
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I miss Buddy Jesus already... |
NuttyFluffers | Nov-06-04 04:15 AM | #1 |
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do not taunt EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 04:19 AM | #2 |
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LOL, I have to admit, that got a big laugh even from me. |
requiem99 | Nov-06-04 04:20 AM | #3 |
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Me too |
sangh0 | Nov-06-04 07:59 PM | #54 |
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EXTREME JESUS |
brundle_seth | Nov-06-04 04:21 AM | #5 |
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Crusades |
elepet | Nov-06-04 04:25 AM | #9 |
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Let's just ship 'em all over there |
gtrump | Nov-06-04 10:05 PM | #75 |
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you made my day |
Obviousman | Nov-06-04 04:11 PM | #43 |
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OMFG, Mopaul, EXTREME JESUS will crucify you for that! |
Straight Shooter | Nov-06-04 09:52 PM | #71 |
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My first real laugh since black tuesday |
Lost Creek | Nov-07-04 10:23 PM | #97 |
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You must be thinking of his cousin... |
theHandpuppet | Nov-06-04 04:21 AM | #4 |
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nah, the newbie-self-righteous "Jesus" looks like this: |
TaleWgnDg | Nov-06-04 04:35 AM | #11 |
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Or this? |
Laelth | Nov-06-04 09:16 PM | #66 |
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More like this... |
gtrump | Nov-06-04 10:09 PM | #76 |
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Oh. Good. Gravy. |
plastic_turkeys | Nov-08-04 04:17 PM | #99 |
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I saw his picture just the other day - here it is... |
Cronus | Nov-07-04 10:25 PM | #98 |
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Jesus Frigging Christ! |
freetobegay | Nov-06-04 04:22 AM | #6 |
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so to speak.. |
ogradda | Nov-06-04 04:24 AM | #7 |
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Oh yeah!!! Extreme Jesus don't take no shit! But how do you integrate |
Ruffhowse | Nov-06-04 04:24 AM | #8 |
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Oh, I know what Extreme Jesus wears. It's a NASCAR-like jumpsuit but |
Ruffhowse | Nov-06-04 04:30 AM | #10 |
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EXTREME JESUS has an M-16 & is loaded for bear |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 04:37 AM | #12 |
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Priceless....my gut hurts from laughing! |
Neshanic | Nov-06-04 03:50 PM | #30 |
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he has a copy of the bible in one hand |
ogradda | Nov-06-04 04:38 AM | #13 |
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YEAAAAAAAH IM HARDCORE BABY |
highpitch | Nov-06-04 04:38 AM | #14 |
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It's about time he took off the gloves and caught up with |
lightbulb | Nov-06-04 04:41 AM | #15 |
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get thee behind me wimpy jesus, make way for EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 10:56 AM | #16 |
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Hey kids! Don't forget the Extreme Jesus (tm) Action Figure!! |
hatrack | Nov-06-04 11:02 AM | #17 |
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Yes, but little Johnny wants to know... |
antigone382 | Nov-06-04 08:24 PM | #59 |
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kick |
SomthingsGotaGive | Nov-06-04 02:42 PM | #18 |
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Extreme Jesus says- cheap gas is worth fighting for. |
Gregorian | Nov-06-04 02:53 PM | #19 |
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here is a picture of EXTREME JESUS. (previous title was too confusing) |
requiem99 | Nov-06-04 03:12 PM | #20 |
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sick and hilarious......n/t |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 04:12 PM | #44 |
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Note the red background. EXTREME JESUS is a Republican! |
requiem99 | Nov-06-04 04:15 PM | #46 |
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All unwed mothers are sluts...even Mary!!! |
bleedingheart | Nov-06-04 03:13 PM | #21 |
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All illegitimate children are Bastards |
bleedingheart | Nov-06-04 03:14 PM | #22 |
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Render unto Caesar's Incorporated and then give me the rest.. |
bleedingheart | Nov-06-04 03:15 PM | #23 |
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I long for the days good old days, when plastic Jusus was hot! |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-06-04 03:19 PM | #24 |
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New bumpersticker: "I am God's copilot" |
Monica_L | Nov-06-04 03:57 PM | #33 |
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Will drugs be cheaper in Heaven than they are in Canada? |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-06-04 03:36 PM | #25 |
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Brilliant |
lateo | Nov-06-04 10:19 PM | #80 |
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And now for Jesusland!!!!!!!! |
Melinda | Nov-06-04 03:40 PM | #26 |
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I don't want to live in Jesusland |
texasblueeyes | Nov-06-04 04:03 PM | #38 |
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Me, either |
neebob | Nov-06-04 04:27 PM | #48 |
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Either works for me! |
texasblueeyes | Nov-06-04 09:25 PM | #68 |
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GOD BET'S AMERICA!!!! |
ilovenicepeople | Nov-06-04 09:54 PM | #72 |
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Jeebusland National Anthem: |
alg0912 | Nov-06-04 08:22 PM | #58 |
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Bet they molest children in Jesusland |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 08:25 PM | #61 |
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yep and protestantland, and jewishland, and islamland |
Djinn | Nov-07-04 09:06 PM | #92 |
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When is the action film rated HV (Holy Violence) due out? |
Neshanic | Nov-06-04 03:46 PM | #27 |
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I think that's it on CNN right now! |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-06-04 03:49 PM | #28 |
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For the EJ movie |
neebob | Nov-06-04 03:49 PM | #29 |
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How does EXTREME JESUS feel about "The Queers"? |
impeachdubya | Nov-06-04 03:51 PM | #31 |
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The bodies of the Queers will grease the treads of Extreme Jesus's tanks! |
Godless Gearhead | Nov-06-04 03:57 PM | #34 |
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Is that you Jerry? |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-06-04 04:05 PM | #39 |
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now yer talkin....n/t |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 04:17 PM | #47 |
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Extreme Jesus says if you want to go to heaven |
walldude | Nov-06-04 03:56 PM | #32 |
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SERIOUS JESUS... good enough! |
requiem99 | Nov-06-04 04:00 PM | #36 |
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Extreme Jesus says |
Bushneedstogo | Nov-06-04 03:58 PM | #35 |
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One question: |
H2O Man | Nov-06-04 04:02 PM | #37 |
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EXTREME JESUS MOTOR OIL |
impeachdubya | Nov-06-04 04:07 PM | #41 |
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That has potential. |
H2O Man | Nov-06-04 04:30 PM | #49 |
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Anything that Walmart sells. |
sonicx | Nov-06-04 04:14 PM | #45 |
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Extreme Jesus can go to Hell. |
Baraka | Nov-06-04 04:06 PM | #40 |
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Fucketh them all! ROFLMAO! nt |
Kimber Scott | Nov-06-04 04:09 PM | #42 |
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The Democrat Party is doomed! |
Kahutec | Nov-06-04 04:44 PM | #50 |
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born with no sense of humor eh? |
mopaul | Nov-06-04 05:02 PM | #51 |
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I have my own Higher Power, I don't need yours, or anybody elses. |
Kimber Scott | Nov-06-04 08:05 PM | #55 |
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Humor impared are we? I'd tell you to go |
walldude | Nov-06-04 08:33 PM | #63 |
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It's called satire. |
Laelth | Nov-06-04 09:11 PM | #65 |
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Forgive them father, they know not to stand still... |
NuttyFluffers | Nov-06-04 07:53 PM | #52 |
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Does that mean I have to get rid of my Nice Jesus on Wheels statue? |
HappinessPie | Nov-06-04 07:58 PM | #53 |
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The GW Bush Junior Miss Cheerleaders for Jaaaaazuz! |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-06-04 08:13 PM | #56 |
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You forgot EXTREME JESUS is into AYN RAND |
The Zanti Regent | Nov-06-04 08:16 PM | #57 |
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Jesus was always about hate and intolerance. |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 08:24 PM | #60 |
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You are the one full of shit |
zeemike | Nov-06-04 09:35 PM | #69 |
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Sorry old man |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 09:45 PM | #70 |
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Oh what bullshit |
zeemike | Nov-06-04 09:56 PM | #73 |
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Jesus did it. |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 10:10 PM | #77 |
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your kiss is in the TV |
zeemike | Nov-06-04 10:23 PM | #83 |
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A common ground |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 10:28 PM | #85 |
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And if that is not good enough |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 10:22 PM | #82 |
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It has been years sense I have smote anyone |
zeemike | Nov-06-04 10:27 PM | #84 |
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Smote? |
FM Arouet666 | Nov-06-04 10:29 PM | #86 |
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English is not my best language |
zeemike | Nov-06-04 10:41 PM | #88 |
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EXTREME JESUS is so mean |
Nimble_Idea | Nov-06-04 08:29 PM | #62 |
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So when will Extreme Jesus rip the Keys to Heaven from Peter's hand |
greekspeak | Nov-06-04 08:34 PM | #64 |
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Oh PLEASE will someone create an EXTREME JESUS logo?????? |
JanMichael | Nov-06-04 09:22 PM | #67 |
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Extreme Jesus |
LMG | Nov-06-04 10:21 PM | #81 |
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I want an EXTREME JESUS crucifix necklace |
Straight Shooter | Nov-06-04 10:01 PM | #74 |
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Great stuff.... nt |
socalover | Nov-06-04 10:15 PM | #78 |
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Praise E-Jaysas!! Glory be for us and us alone! |
progressivebebe | Nov-06-04 10:18 PM | #79 |
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Billiant! |
Wols | Nov-06-04 10:31 PM | #87 |
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bump |
Ruffhowse | Nov-06-04 11:10 PM | #89 |
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Kick |
Laelth | Nov-07-04 08:38 PM | #90 |
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I had just orderted my bumper sticker online that says - |
RhodaGrits | Nov-07-04 08:54 PM | #91 |
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I'm resurecting EXTREME JESUS!! |
FizzFuzz | Nov-07-04 09:29 PM | #93 |
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you guys crack me up |
harpo | Nov-07-04 09:38 PM | #94 |
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WTF? |
Hubert Flottz | Nov-07-04 09:41 PM | #95 |
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And as for your women |
FizzFuzz | Nov-07-04 10:17 PM | #96 |
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woo woo....numero one hundred for EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul | Nov-08-04 04:20 PM | #100 |
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