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Sat Nov-06-04 11:02 AM
Response to Reply #16 |
| 17. Hey kids! Don't forget the Extreme Jesus (tm) Action Figure!! |
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Kickin' ass and takin' names, the Extreme Jesus Action figure comes with battery-powered kung-fu kicking action, a whole arsenal of muslim-whoopin' firepower (TOW missile and missile launcher sold separately) and a taste for salvation that'll pin yout hair back.
Extreme Jesus Action Figure - with Sin-Redeeming Grip!!
Coming soon - NASCAR Jesus!!
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| -All Hail the NEW and improved EXTREME JESUS! |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 04:13 AM |
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I miss Buddy Jesus already... |
NuttyFluffers |
Nov-06-04 04:15 AM |
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do not taunt EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 04:19 AM |
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LOL, I have to admit, that got a big laugh even from me. |
requiem99 |
Nov-06-04 04:20 AM |
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Me too |
sangh0 |
Nov-06-04 07:59 PM |
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EXTREME JESUS |
brundle_seth |
Nov-06-04 04:21 AM |
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Crusades |
elepet |
Nov-06-04 04:25 AM |
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Let's just ship 'em all over there |
gtrump |
Nov-06-04 10:05 PM |
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you made my day |
Obviousman |
Nov-06-04 04:11 PM |
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OMFG, Mopaul, EXTREME JESUS will crucify you for that! |
Straight Shooter |
Nov-06-04 09:52 PM |
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My first real laugh since black tuesday |
Lost Creek |
Nov-07-04 10:23 PM |
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You must be thinking of his cousin... |
theHandpuppet |
Nov-06-04 04:21 AM |
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nah, the newbie-self-righteous "Jesus" looks like this: |
TaleWgnDg |
Nov-06-04 04:35 AM |
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Or this? |
Laelth |
Nov-06-04 09:16 PM |
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More like this... |
gtrump |
Nov-06-04 10:09 PM |
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Oh. Good. Gravy. |
plastic_turkeys |
Nov-08-04 04:17 PM |
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I saw his picture just the other day - here it is... |
Cronus |
Nov-07-04 10:25 PM |
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Jesus Frigging Christ! |
freetobegay |
Nov-06-04 04:22 AM |
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so to speak.. |
ogradda |
Nov-06-04 04:24 AM |
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Oh yeah!!! Extreme Jesus don't take no shit! But how do you integrate |
Ruffhowse |
Nov-06-04 04:24 AM |
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Oh, I know what Extreme Jesus wears. It's a NASCAR-like jumpsuit but |
Ruffhowse |
Nov-06-04 04:30 AM |
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EXTREME JESUS has an M-16 & is loaded for bear |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 04:37 AM |
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Priceless....my gut hurts from laughing! |
Neshanic |
Nov-06-04 03:50 PM |
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he has a copy of the bible in one hand |
ogradda |
Nov-06-04 04:38 AM |
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YEAAAAAAAH IM HARDCORE BABY |
highpitch |
Nov-06-04 04:38 AM |
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It's about time he took off the gloves and caught up with |
lightbulb |
Nov-06-04 04:41 AM |
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get thee behind me wimpy jesus, make way for EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 10:56 AM |
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Hey kids! Don't forget the Extreme Jesus (tm) Action Figure!! |
hatrack |
Nov-06-04 11:02 AM |
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Yes, but little Johnny wants to know... |
antigone382 |
Nov-06-04 08:24 PM |
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kick |
SomthingsGotaGive |
Nov-06-04 02:42 PM |
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Extreme Jesus says- cheap gas is worth fighting for. |
Gregorian |
Nov-06-04 02:53 PM |
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here is a picture of EXTREME JESUS. (previous title was too confusing) |
requiem99 |
Nov-06-04 03:12 PM |
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sick and hilarious......n/t |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 04:12 PM |
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Note the red background. EXTREME JESUS is a Republican! |
requiem99 |
Nov-06-04 04:15 PM |
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All unwed mothers are sluts...even Mary!!! |
bleedingheart |
Nov-06-04 03:13 PM |
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All illegitimate children are Bastards |
bleedingheart |
Nov-06-04 03:14 PM |
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Render unto Caesar's Incorporated and then give me the rest.. |
bleedingheart |
Nov-06-04 03:15 PM |
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I long for the days good old days, when plastic Jusus was hot! |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-06-04 03:19 PM |
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New bumpersticker: "I am God's copilot" |
Monica_L |
Nov-06-04 03:57 PM |
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Will drugs be cheaper in Heaven than they are in Canada? |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-06-04 03:36 PM |
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Brilliant |
lateo |
Nov-06-04 10:19 PM |
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And now for Jesusland!!!!!!!! |
Melinda |
Nov-06-04 03:40 PM |
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I don't want to live in Jesusland |
texasblueeyes |
Nov-06-04 04:03 PM |
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Me, either |
neebob |
Nov-06-04 04:27 PM |
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Either works for me! |
texasblueeyes |
Nov-06-04 09:25 PM |
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GOD BET'S AMERICA!!!! |
ilovenicepeople |
Nov-06-04 09:54 PM |
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Jeebusland National Anthem: |
alg0912 |
Nov-06-04 08:22 PM |
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Bet they molest children in Jesusland |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 08:25 PM |
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yep and protestantland, and jewishland, and islamland |
Djinn |
Nov-07-04 09:06 PM |
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When is the action film rated HV (Holy Violence) due out? |
Neshanic |
Nov-06-04 03:46 PM |
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I think that's it on CNN right now! |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-06-04 03:49 PM |
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For the EJ movie |
neebob |
Nov-06-04 03:49 PM |
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How does EXTREME JESUS feel about "The Queers"? |
impeachdubya |
Nov-06-04 03:51 PM |
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The bodies of the Queers will grease the treads of Extreme Jesus's tanks! |
Godless Gearhead |
Nov-06-04 03:57 PM |
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Is that you Jerry? |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-06-04 04:05 PM |
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now yer talkin....n/t |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 04:17 PM |
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Extreme Jesus says if you want to go to heaven |
walldude |
Nov-06-04 03:56 PM |
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SERIOUS JESUS... good enough! |
requiem99 |
Nov-06-04 04:00 PM |
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Extreme Jesus says |
Bushneedstogo |
Nov-06-04 03:58 PM |
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One question: |
H2O Man |
Nov-06-04 04:02 PM |
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EXTREME JESUS MOTOR OIL |
impeachdubya |
Nov-06-04 04:07 PM |
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That has potential. |
H2O Man |
Nov-06-04 04:30 PM |
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Anything that Walmart sells. |
sonicx |
Nov-06-04 04:14 PM |
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Extreme Jesus can go to Hell. |
Baraka |
Nov-06-04 04:06 PM |
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Fucketh them all! ROFLMAO! nt |
Kimber Scott |
Nov-06-04 04:09 PM |
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The Democrat Party is doomed! |
Kahutec |
Nov-06-04 04:44 PM |
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born with no sense of humor eh? |
mopaul |
Nov-06-04 05:02 PM |
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I have my own Higher Power, I don't need yours, or anybody elses. |
Kimber Scott |
Nov-06-04 08:05 PM |
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Humor impared are we? I'd tell you to go |
walldude |
Nov-06-04 08:33 PM |
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It's called satire. |
Laelth |
Nov-06-04 09:11 PM |
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Forgive them father, they know not to stand still... |
NuttyFluffers |
Nov-06-04 07:53 PM |
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Does that mean I have to get rid of my Nice Jesus on Wheels statue? |
HappinessPie |
Nov-06-04 07:58 PM |
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The GW Bush Junior Miss Cheerleaders for Jaaaaazuz! |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-06-04 08:13 PM |
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You forgot EXTREME JESUS is into AYN RAND |
The Zanti Regent |
Nov-06-04 08:16 PM |
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Jesus was always about hate and intolerance. |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 08:24 PM |
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You are the one full of shit |
zeemike |
Nov-06-04 09:35 PM |
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Sorry old man |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 09:45 PM |
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Oh what bullshit |
zeemike |
Nov-06-04 09:56 PM |
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Jesus did it. |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 10:10 PM |
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your kiss is in the TV |
zeemike |
Nov-06-04 10:23 PM |
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A common ground |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 10:28 PM |
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And if that is not good enough |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 10:22 PM |
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It has been years sense I have smote anyone |
zeemike |
Nov-06-04 10:27 PM |
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Smote? |
FM Arouet666 |
Nov-06-04 10:29 PM |
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English is not my best language |
zeemike |
Nov-06-04 10:41 PM |
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EXTREME JESUS is so mean |
Nimble_Idea |
Nov-06-04 08:29 PM |
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So when will Extreme Jesus rip the Keys to Heaven from Peter's hand |
greekspeak |
Nov-06-04 08:34 PM |
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Oh PLEASE will someone create an EXTREME JESUS logo?????? |
JanMichael |
Nov-06-04 09:22 PM |
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Extreme Jesus |
LMG |
Nov-06-04 10:21 PM |
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I want an EXTREME JESUS crucifix necklace |
Straight Shooter |
Nov-06-04 10:01 PM |
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Great stuff.... nt |
socalover |
Nov-06-04 10:15 PM |
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Praise E-Jaysas!! Glory be for us and us alone! |
progressivebebe |
Nov-06-04 10:18 PM |
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Billiant! |
Wols |
Nov-06-04 10:31 PM |
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bump |
Ruffhowse |
Nov-06-04 11:10 PM |
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Kick |
Laelth |
Nov-07-04 08:38 PM |
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I had just orderted my bumper sticker online that says - |
RhodaGrits |
Nov-07-04 08:54 PM |
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I'm resurecting EXTREME JESUS!! |
FizzFuzz |
Nov-07-04 09:29 PM |
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you guys crack me up |
harpo |
Nov-07-04 09:38 PM |
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WTF? |
Hubert Flottz |
Nov-07-04 09:41 PM |
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And as for your women |
FizzFuzz |
Nov-07-04 10:17 PM |
#96 |
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woo woo....numero one hundred for EXTREME JESUS |
mopaul |
Nov-08-04 04:20 PM |
#100 |
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