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usurper4 Donating Member (63 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 01:54 AM
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6. Imagination at work....
Voice on phone: Hello?
Me: Hi, is Osama there?
Voice: Who?
Me: Osama...Osama bin Laden. You know, "Scourge of the Western World"?
Voice: Oh, just a sec...Osama, it's for you...I don't know, just some guy....
Osama: Hello?
Me: Hi, Osama?
Osama: Yes?
Me: Osama bin Laden?
Osama: Yes?
Voice: Hey, Osama, I'm expecting a really important call.
Osama: Yes, what can I do for you?
Me: Hi, my name is Jack Mehoff, and I just want to help you pay off your bills by helping you obtain a low-interest debt consolidation home-equity loan....

Can you think of worse revenge on somebody than calling him, night and a cave...telemarketing him?
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  -Your brain-bomb for today: Osama bin Laden's telephone number WilliamPitt  Sep-19-04 01:26 AM   #0 
  - OMG! OMG! OMG! What if he answers?  951   Sep-19-04 01:31 AM   #1 
  - I called the number & got an answer.  Jackpine Radical   Sep-19-04 02:53 PM   #21 
  - Geez, how many lights, bells, and alarms would go off at the NSA, CIA etc  SilasSoule   Sep-19-04 01:32 AM   #2 
  - I think my neighbors would get tired...  punpirate   Sep-19-04 01:41 AM   #4 
  - Hello, Osama? We are collecting for the Bush /Cheney campaign.  Generic Other   Sep-19-04 01:39 AM   #3 
  - Pioneers are 100 thousand...and he's already in biz with Dick & the dick.  Pallas180   Sep-19-04 01:42 AM   #5 
  - Imagination at work....  usurper4   Sep-19-04 01:54 AM   #6 
  - I'm getting a visual....  grasswire   Sep-19-04 01:55 AM   #7 
     - And so it continues...  usurper4   Sep-19-04 01:58 AM   #8 
     - Hi usurper4!!  newyawker99   Sep-19-04 02:30 PM   #19 
     - grasswire, thanks to you and usurper4  crickets   Sep-19-04 02:52 AM   #9 
  - the number doesn't work anymore...  Aidoneus   Sep-19-04 03:10 AM   #10 
  - Gee that's odd  DoYouEverWonder   Sep-19-04 06:19 AM   #13 
  - He never returns my calls.  Blue-Jay   Sep-19-04 03:30 AM   #11 
  - Are you too.....................needy?  annabanana   Sep-19-04 06:19 AM   #12 
  - .  WilliamPitt   Sep-19-04 10:52 AM   #14 
  - Cool! Let's play a joke on him  RatTerrier   Sep-19-04 10:54 AM   #15 
  - Do you have Prince Albert in a can?  WilliamPitt   Sep-19-04 10:57 AM   #16 
  - Mr Bin Laden ?  sffreeways   Sep-19-04 11:11 AM   #17 
  - My first thought was  DemBones DemBones   Sep-19-04 11:28 AM   #18 
  - A few thoughts  peacemeal   Sep-19-04 02:37 PM   #20 
  - James Bamford's indispensible new book...  gulliver   Sep-19-04 03:06 PM   #22 
  - Indeed  WilliamPitt   Sep-19-04 03:10 PM   #23 
  - .  WilliamPitt   Sep-20-04 08:16 AM   #24 

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