Moving my sons to Costa Rica to escape the Bush military

[Jabbery]

I recently bought a condo in Costa Rica as a hedge against the rise of Republicanism in America. My two sons will be of draft age in a few years, and both of them (thankfully) are smart enough to refuse to participate in Bush's illegal and immoral wars for profit. If Republicans continue to steal elections and wage bogus wars, my sons plan to move to the condo in Costa Rica when they are 17, or before if necessary. I have already made immigration arrangements for them to be able to stay indefinitely if the need arises. I hate that it has come to this, but I will not send my sons to die for the evil whims of an evil man like George W. Bush or any of his kind. It is my responsibility to protect them from evil, and I have arranged to do exactly that.

Costa Rica has the added bonus of being beautiful and guaranteeing more personal freedoms than we enjoy in America today. I pray that I will be able to continue to live in the US and simply retire there and travel back and forth, but if the Republican party gets its way in this country, I will have no choice but to leave the land of my birth to seek freedom from a tyrannical and repressive government.

Gee, that sounds so familiar - where have I heard that before?