Reply #190: Again, I'd have to say that implying you're a rebel makes you ineligible

[malachibk]

for rebel status.

I am not claiming to be rebel myself, I'm a bit too lazy for that, so I'm unsure if there really is a handbook, but if there is, I'd say the first tenet is most likely:

"Let others determine you are a 'rebel'. Proclaiming yourself to be a 'rebel' precludes you from 'rebel' status and might, depending on phsyical appearance, shift you from 'potential rebel' to 'geek' immediately."

Glad you're reading, though.

(This email is supposed to be "funny" not "rude".)