DEMS POST BRINKS GUARDS AT TIM JOHNSON’S BEDSIDE

[Don Davis]

Concerned that the GOP might resort to desperate measures to “recapture” the Senate, Democrats today posted more than a dozen armed Brinks Guards at the hospital bedside of recuperating Senator Tim Johnson.

Incoming Majority Leader Harry Reid explained that antennas were raised when an overweight nurse, who looked suspiciously like Dick Cheney, walked into Johnson’s room and announced: “Time for your sponge bath, Senator.”

However, the “nurse” was apprehended before doing any harm, after being overheard tellling an orderly to “Get the F**k Outta’ Here!”

Reid added that “if the Republican leadership had employed such ingenuity in Iraq, perhaps we wouldn’t be facing a mess worse than a week-old bedpan.”

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