belle
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Sun Sep-11-05 10:18 AM
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| 3. "Frontal lobotomies will solve every medical problem!! MORE LOBOTOMIES!" |
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Heart attack? FRONTAL LOBOTOMY! Cancer? LOBOTOMY! Appendicitis! Clearly, what you need is a good LOBOTOMY! Hangnail? CLip it. Better add a partial lobotomy, just to be sure. Heck, let's make it the whole thing.
...what, you've already had a lobotomy? Um. Well, clearly, we'll just have to keep on excavating till we find the bit that's causing you trouble...oh. Apparently if you remove too much brain tissue the person dies.
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Small side effect, we're working on the problem. Carry on with the lobotomies! LOBOTOMIES FOR EVERYONE!!
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