Reply #12: Donco, I think it's beyond looks...

[Montauk6]

Coltface is probably the ultimate embodiment of womanhood for these freepers. Besides being blond, skinny, and (in their minds) classy, she's committed to wingdingery, in other words a hard broad who doesn't look like a hard broad or the traditional Schaffly uptight stiffneck. I'm sure with someone like her they wouldn't have to feel guilty for being such an ideological prick, they wouldn't have to muster up a sensitive side to impress her because she's just as compassionless as they are.

Of course this is just an off-the-cuff theory...



Isn't this typical of the freeper mind, particularly the blue collar ones? They feel that through their hard work and self-confidence (CUE DREAMY HARP MUSIC) they'll, sooner than they know it, join that billionaire boys club and rub elbows with the likes of Hannity and Limbaugh, enjoying whisky and cigars on Bill Buckley's yacht, and fighting off "babes" like Coltface, Ing-rat, and Malkintent... (DREAMY HARP MUSIC ABRUPTLY ENDS)

"Yeah, I wanna get a fill-up on pump 9... and a pack of Newport Lights-how much are the beef sticks?"