Reply #39: Bush Slams Mark Dayton for Heeding Advice of Intelligence Report

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Bush Slams Mark Dayton for Heeding Advice of Intelligence Report

Minnesota Senator Mark Dayton has closed his office amid warning of a terrorist attack. The briefing containing evidence that Al-Qaeda is going to attack the Capitol was given by a Republican, Bill Frist , and was backed by 15 intelligence reports. Despite this, many conservatives have portrayed Dayton as a coward, a sissy, and a little miss scaredy cat.

The Republicans are especially mad at Dayton for, "following advice given to him by a Republican Senator." The Republicans said that they would be fooled by, "liberal propaganda," so Dayton should not have been, "fooled by theirs."

Tom Ridge, for once in the past four years, said that he is lowering the terror level, bit because of lower security risk, to make Dayton look like, "a discreditable Democrat." Tom Ridge says that what Dayton did was merely a political stunt to make Democrats look bad. Tom Ridge says that he would only use political stunts to make Republicans look good, such as raising the terror alert level the day before elections for no reason at all.

Dayton says that he closed his office so that, "his staff would be safe if there was such an attack." He will keep on doing his job in a different location, but the Republicans think he is closing his office to take a vacation. "This is a perfect example of a lazy welfare abusing liberal," said Rush Limbaugh on his radio show. Limbaugh continued, saying, "How can Dayton claim to be pro-life when he protects the lives of his staff? You need to be anti-life after a fetus is born. You need to hate the liberals, the poor, and everyone who disagrees with you. They will all burn in hell."

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